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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2416 on: March 11, 2019, 10:50:50 pm »
HEY, I LIKE THIS NEW STRONG PELOSI...







WOMP WOMP

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/pelosi-rules-out-impeaching-trump/ar-BBUDV9B?ocid=spartanntp

I think she likes having someone she can kick around.  Pence isn't nearly as much of an idiot as Trump.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2417 on: March 14, 2019, 10:38:06 pm »
So, the senate voted against Trump's emergency declaration, and now he's freaking the fuck out.

He managed to make a one word tweet.  Given his normal spew, I think that means his blood pressure is up.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2418 on: March 15, 2019, 08:09:06 am »
ZyKlown D would like to remind us that he has some super tough guys on his side, and if we don't knock it off, at a "certain point" it could become "very bad, very bad" for us.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-warns-it-would-be-very-bad-if-my-police-biker-gang-fans-decided-to-get-tough-on-my-opponents
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2419 on: March 15, 2019, 04:46:35 pm »
ZyKlown D would like to remind us that he has some super tough guys on his side, and if we don't knock it off, at a "certain point" it could become "very bad, very bad" for us.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-warns-it-would-be-very-bad-if-my-police-biker-gang-fans-decided-to-get-tough-on-my-opponents

PFFFT.  Bring it.

He's a little scared right now.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-says-there-should-be-no-mueller-report/ar-BBUOz8v?ocid=spartanntp
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2420 on: March 15, 2019, 06:27:35 pm »
ZyKlown D would like to remind us that he has some super tough guys on his side, and if we don't knock it off, at a "certain point" it could become "very bad, very bad" for us.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-warns-it-would-be-very-bad-if-my-police-biker-gang-fans-decided-to-get-tough-on-my-opponents

PFFFT.  Bring it.

He's a little scared right now.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-says-there-should-be-no-mueller-report/ar-BBUOz8v?ocid=spartanntp

I also am all for the bringing.

I keep seeing these Trumpster SuperPatriots who can't shut up about all the incredibly amazing restraint that they have shown by not shooting the place up yet, but they're seriously on, like, their next to the last straw, and then it's CIVIL WAR TIEM. Seriously, just one or two more straws, and BOOM, they'll let them freedom bullets fly forrealz, and we damn well better not lay a finger on their Lord and Savior Donald Trump, SRSLYFORREALZOMG!!!!

These aren't just Youtube comments, either. I've heard it from local people just a degree or two removed from me. One of my cousin's biker buddies was spouting off on FB about "Everybody check clean and make ready your patriot gear, the Democrats have suddenly turned on America for some reason! If they keep this up they're really gonna get it!", and a local pawn & gun store owner popped in to let everyone know they were welcome to come to her store to gear up for their Super Patriotic Murder Rampage.

I bought a few guns last year, and have been just shooting up some buckets of rubber mulch in the back yard, but if the Trump presidency is about to start swirling the drain I might have to start going to the gun ranges just for the comedic value.


ETA: Also, my former teacher at the local community college has started posting 3%er memes.  :roll:
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2421 on: March 15, 2019, 07:55:38 pm »
ZyKlown D would like to remind us that he has some super tough guys on his side, and if we don't knock it off, at a "certain point" it could become "very bad, very bad" for us.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-warns-it-would-be-very-bad-if-my-police-biker-gang-fans-decided-to-get-tough-on-my-opponents

PFFFT.  Bring it.

He's a little scared right now.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-says-there-should-be-no-mueller-report/ar-BBUOz8v?ocid=spartanntp

I also am all for the bringing.

I keep seeing these Trumpster SuperPatriots who can't shut up about all the incredibly amazing restraint that they have shown by not shooting the place up yet, but they're seriously on, like, their next to the last straw, and then it's CIVIL WAR TIEM. Seriously, just one or two more straws, and BOOM, they'll let them freedom bullets fly forrealz, and we damn well better not lay a finger on their Lord and Savior Donald Trump, SRSLYFORREALZOMG!!!!

These aren't just Youtube comments, either. I've heard it from local people just a degree or two removed from me. One of my cousin's biker buddies was spouting off on FB about "Everybody check clean and make ready your patriot gear, the Democrats have suddenly turned on America for some reason! If they keep this up they're really gonna get it!", and a local pawn & gun store owner popped in to let everyone know they were welcome to come to her store to gear up for their Super Patriotic Murder Rampage.

I bought a few guns last year, and have been just shooting up some buckets of rubber mulch in the back yard, but if the Trump presidency is about to start swirling the drain I might have to start going to the gun ranges just for the comedic value.


ETA: Also, my former teacher at the local community college has started posting 3%er memes.  :roll:

"Patriot gear."  :lulz:
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2422 on: March 15, 2019, 08:13:49 pm »
ZyKlown D would like to remind us that he has some super tough guys on his side, and if we don't knock it off, at a "certain point" it could become "very bad, very bad" for us.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-warns-it-would-be-very-bad-if-my-police-biker-gang-fans-decided-to-get-tough-on-my-opponents

PFFFT.  Bring it.

He's a little scared right now.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-says-there-should-be-no-mueller-report/ar-BBUOz8v?ocid=spartanntp

I also am all for the bringing.

I keep seeing these Trumpster SuperPatriots who can't shut up about all the incredibly amazing restraint that they have shown by not shooting the place up yet, but they're seriously on, like, their next to the last straw, and then it's CIVIL WAR TIEM. Seriously, just one or two more straws, and BOOM, they'll let them freedom bullets fly forrealz, and we damn well better not lay a finger on their Lord and Savior Donald Trump, SRSLYFORREALZOMG!!!!

These aren't just Youtube comments, either. I've heard it from local people just a degree or two removed from me. One of my cousin's biker buddies was spouting off on FB about "Everybody check clean and make ready your patriot gear, the Democrats have suddenly turned on America for some reason! If they keep this up they're really gonna get it!", and a local pawn & gun store owner popped in to let everyone know they were welcome to come to her store to gear up for their Super Patriotic Murder Rampage.

I bought a few guns last year, and have been just shooting up some buckets of rubber mulch in the back yard, but if the Trump presidency is about to start swirling the drain I might have to start going to the gun ranges just for the comedic value.


ETA: Also, my former teacher at the local community college has started posting 3%er memes.  :roll:

The bolded words are my edit of course, because i want to emphasize how ironic and funny is right-wing discourse accusing the "left" and "sjws" of "victim mentality" when they use that rhetoric so often.

Its a very American thing to do too in international politics, thats how the whole "War on Terror" was pitched... "were not attacking YOU were DEFENDING" by bombing civilians half way across the globe
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2423 on: March 15, 2019, 08:33:09 pm »
ZyKlown D would like to remind us that he has some super tough guys on his side, and if we don't knock it off, at a "certain point" it could become "very bad, very bad" for us.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-warns-it-would-be-very-bad-if-my-police-biker-gang-fans-decided-to-get-tough-on-my-opponents

PFFFT.  Bring it.

He's a little scared right now.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-says-there-should-be-no-mueller-report/ar-BBUOz8v?ocid=spartanntp

I also am all for the bringing.

I keep seeing these Trumpster SuperPatriots who can't shut up about all the incredibly amazing restraint that they have shown by not shooting the place up yet, but they're seriously on, like, their next to the last straw, and then it's CIVIL WAR TIEM. Seriously, just one or two more straws, and BOOM, they'll let them freedom bullets fly forrealz, and we damn well better not lay a finger on their Lord and Savior Donald Trump, SRSLYFORREALZOMG!!!!

These aren't just Youtube comments, either. I've heard it from local people just a degree or two removed from me. One of my cousin's biker buddies was spouting off on FB about "Everybody check clean and make ready your patriot gear, the Democrats have suddenly turned on America for some reason! If they keep this up they're really gonna get it!", and a local pawn & gun store owner popped in to let everyone know they were welcome to come to her store to gear up for their Super Patriotic Murder Rampage.

I bought a few guns last year, and have been just shooting up some buckets of rubber mulch in the back yard, but if the Trump presidency is about to start swirling the drain I might have to start going to the gun ranges just for the comedic value.


ETA: Also, my former teacher at the local community college has started posting 3%er memes.  :roll:

The bolded words are my edit of course, because i want to emphasize how ironic and funny is right-wing discourse accusing the "left" and "sjws" of "victim mentality" when they use that rhetoric so often.

Its a very American thing to do too in international politics, thats how the whole "War on Terror" was pitched... "were not attacking YOU were DEFENDING" by bombing civilians half way across the globe

The best part about it is that they are totally blind to this.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2424 on: March 15, 2019, 09:54:02 pm »
BOTH sides have a victim mentality. That's why we need to legalize weed. Then at least we'll have an excuse for why everyone is so damn paranoid all the fucking time.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2425 on: March 16, 2019, 01:51:31 am »
BOTH sides

BOTH sides

BOTH sides

Fuck right off.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2426 on: March 16, 2019, 02:58:49 am »
But Dok, the whites are whining about losing jobs to poor foreign minorities and the minorities are whining about being murdered and put in cages! Identical!
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« Reply #2427 on: March 16, 2019, 08:08:28 am »
ZyKlown D would like to remind us that he has some super tough guys on his side, and if we don't knock it off, at a "certain point" it could become "very bad, very bad" for us.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-warns-it-would-be-very-bad-if-my-police-biker-gang-fans-decided-to-get-tough-on-my-opponents

PFFFT.  Bring it.

He's a little scared right now.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-says-there-should-be-no-mueller-report/ar-BBUOz8v?ocid=spartanntp

I also am all for the bringing.

I keep seeing these Trumpster SuperPatriots who can't shut up about all the incredibly amazing restraint that they have shown by not shooting the place up yet, but they're seriously on, like, their next to the last straw, and then it's CIVIL WAR TIEM. Seriously, just one or two more straws, and BOOM, they'll let them freedom bullets fly forrealz, and we damn well better not lay a finger on their Lord and Savior Donald Trump, SRSLYFORREALZOMG!!!!

These aren't just Youtube comments, either. I've heard it from local people just a degree or two removed from me. One of my cousin's biker buddies was spouting off on FB about "Everybody check clean and make ready your patriot gear, the Democrats have suddenly turned on America for some reason! If they keep this up they're really gonna get it!", and a local pawn & gun store owner popped in to let everyone know they were welcome to come to her store to gear up for their Super Patriotic Murder Rampage.

I bought a few guns last year, and have been just shooting up some buckets of rubber mulch in the back yard, but if the Trump presidency is about to start swirling the drain I might have to start going to the gun ranges just for the comedic value.


ETA: Also, my former teacher at the local community college has started posting 3%er memes.  :roll:

"Patriot gear."  :lulz:

Right?  :lulz:

I think he thought he was being clever talking in code and not just explicitly saying "Hay, yawl! It's git'n about time we start killing libruls... WITH OUR GUNS!" As if he thought people would just assume he meant for everybody to take their tiny flags to the dry cleaner or something.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2428 on: March 16, 2019, 08:23:16 am »
ZyKlown D would like to remind us that he has some super tough guys on his side, and if we don't knock it off, at a "certain point" it could become "very bad, very bad" for us.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-warns-it-would-be-very-bad-if-my-police-biker-gang-fans-decided-to-get-tough-on-my-opponents

PFFFT.  Bring it.

He's a little scared right now.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-says-there-should-be-no-mueller-report/ar-BBUOz8v?ocid=spartanntp

I also am all for the bringing.

I keep seeing these Trumpster SuperPatriots who can't shut up about all the incredibly amazing restraint that they have shown by not shooting the place up yet, but they're seriously on, like, their next to the last straw, and then it's CIVIL WAR TIEM. Seriously, just one or two more straws, and BOOM, they'll let them freedom bullets fly forrealz, and we damn well better not lay a finger on their Lord and Savior Donald Trump, SRSLYFORREALZOMG!!!!

These aren't just Youtube comments, either. I've heard it from local people just a degree or two removed from me. One of my cousin's biker buddies was spouting off on FB about "Everybody check clean and make ready your patriot gear, the Democrats have suddenly turned on America for some reason! If they keep this up they're really gonna get it!", and a local pawn & gun store owner popped in to let everyone know they were welcome to come to her store to gear up for their Super Patriotic Murder Rampage.

I bought a few guns last year, and have been just shooting up some buckets of rubber mulch in the back yard, but if the Trump presidency is about to start swirling the drain I might have to start going to the gun ranges just for the comedic value.


ETA: Also, my former teacher at the local community college has started posting 3%er memes.  :roll:

The bolded words are my edit of course, because i want to emphasize how ironic and funny is right-wing discourse accusing the "left" and "sjws" of "victim mentality" when they use that rhetoric so often.

Its a very American thing to do too in international politics, thats how the whole "War on Terror" was pitched... "were not attacking YOU were DEFENDING" by bombing civilians half way across the globe

I can't think of a specific example at the moment, but I'm sure you've seen enough examples of "If a republican did this, they would be drawn & Quartered while simultaneously being crucified upside down" Yet they feel safe enough to post thinly poorly veiled plans to commit mass murder publicly on social media, and business owners feel safe promoting their gun store in the very same post to the people openly contemplating acts of terrorism.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2429 on: March 16, 2019, 09:03:27 am »

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The white genocide conspiracy theory is a conspiracy theory, generally associated with neo-Nazi, far-right, alt-right, identitarian and white nationalist, supremacist, and white separatism ideologies,[1] which contends that mass immigration, racial integration, miscegenation, low fertility rates, abortion, governmental land-confiscation from whites, organised violence[2] or eliminationism are being promoted in either predominantly white countries, or supposedly white-founded countries. The conspiracy theory contends these actions are to deliberately replace, remove, or liquidate white populations,[3] dismantle white collective power,[4] turn the countries minority-white, and hence cause white people to become extinct through forced assimilation[2] or violent genocide.[5]

Like, could you fucking imagine how that could even be possible?????  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Talk about projective paranoia, where what they think other races want to do to them, is actually their own plan they want to carry out.
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