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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #3976 on: June 30, 2020, 01:44:58 pm »
presuming a clear election result, I'm starting to think that "trump won't leave office willingly" is the left wing version of "obama's gonna take your guns"

What part of Trump's behavior leads you to draw that comparison?

I do think it's in his wheelhouse to contest, cloud, and corrupt the election results.

But if it's a clear loss for him? Like a landslide? Then it's over.

What's he gonna say? *rapidly scribbling an executive order* "Me, the secret service, and the army will physically block Biden from coming into this oval office and presidenting" ?

Rule of Law is decaying, but it's not so decayed that clear election results just get tossed out.



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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #3977 on: June 30, 2020, 02:39:09 pm »
Nothing super solid here about Melania's long term boyfriend, but could be credible

https://www.politicalflare.com/2020/02/trump-insider-claims-melania-has-a-long-term-boyfriend-and-trump-knows-about-it/

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #3978 on: July 01, 2020, 12:03:53 am »
presuming a clear election result, I'm starting to think that "trump won't leave office willingly" is the left wing version of "obama's gonna take your guns"

What part of Trump's behavior leads you to draw that comparison?

I do think it's in his wheelhouse to contest, cloud, and corrupt the election results.

But if it's a clear loss for him? Like a landslide? Then it's over.

What's he gonna say? *rapidly scribbling an executive order* "Me, the secret service, and the army will physically block Biden from coming into this oval office and presidenting" ?

Rule of Law is decaying, but it's not so decayed that clear election results just get tossed out.

Just so you know, the alteration of Rome from a republic to an autocracy took a long time to set up, but the actual transition took less than 30 months.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #3979 on: July 01, 2020, 12:46:58 am »
Just so you know, the alteration of Rome from a republic to an autocracy took a long time to set up, but the actual transition took less than 30 months.

I'd like to think that such a takeover would require someone with more competence than Trump, but I fear that is just wishful thinking.  Not much from south of the border can surprise me at this point.  Shock and dismay, yes, surprise, no.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #3980 on: July 01, 2020, 02:21:35 am »
Nothing super solid here about Melania's long term boyfriend, but could be credible

https://www.politicalflare.com/2020/02/trump-insider-claims-melania-has-a-long-term-boyfriend-and-trump-knows-about-it/

It's just so ironic that the right wing's God-Emperor, can actually be described the same as, one of their favourite and preffered insults: a cuck.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #3981 on: July 01, 2020, 02:53:01 am »
Oh, it's very on brand. The levels of projection on the right nowadays are enough to keep cinemas running films for the next 100 years.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #3982 on: July 01, 2020, 12:45:38 pm »
Nothing super solid here about Melania's long term boyfriend, but could be credible

https://www.politicalflare.com/2020/02/trump-insider-claims-melania-has-a-long-term-boyfriend-and-trump-knows-about-it/

It's just so ironic that the right wing's God-Emperor, can actually be described the same as, one of their favourite and preffered insults: a cuck.

 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

how did I not put that together?

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #3983 on: July 01, 2020, 04:01:34 pm »
I've heard before about the boyfriend and had heard that she and 45 renegotiated the prenup, but that 45 was okay with it is news, as is the potential divorce.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #3985 on: July 02, 2020, 01:52:24 am »
Yup, those are the ones I've been mentioning, this has been in the works for a while now.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #3986 on: July 03, 2020, 01:46:03 am »
The first sentence of the advert has 14 words, btw.

Yep.  That's as Stephen Miller as it gets.

Infamous Jewish NeoNazi Stephen Miller cleverly runs ads that start with 14 words.

One Nazi to another: "Gee have you noticed how Trump just loves sucking off Israel at every opportunity he gets?"

"No you dont get it, look at this facebook ad it has a red triangle and 14 words! Hes totally on our side!"

"I cant wait for him to send even more money to Israel! Haill Hitler!"

Gotta give Zizek credit for coining the term "postmodern antisemetism." Someone had to come up with a rationalization for why all the secret Nazis in the Republican party who are also jewish love Israel so much.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #3987 on: July 03, 2020, 05:38:32 am »
The first sentence of the advert has 14 words, btw.

Yep.  That's as Stephen Miller as it gets.

Infamous Jewish NeoNazi Stephen Miller cleverly runs ads that start with 14 words.

One Nazi to another: "Gee have you noticed how Trump just loves sucking off Israel at every opportunity he gets?"

"No you dont get it, look at this facebook ad it has a red triangle and 14 words! Hes totally on our side!"

"I cant wait for him to send even more money to Israel! Haill Hitler!"

Gotta give Zizek credit for coining the term "postmodern antisemetism." Someone had to come up with a rationalization for why all the secret Nazis in the Republican party who are also jewish love Israel so much.

I give this freak 1 day before he starts jabbering about the "dark enlightenment" or "dark cathedral" or some other inane shit.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #3988 on: July 03, 2020, 05:55:39 am »
The first sentence of the advert has 14 words, btw.

Yep.  That's as Stephen Miller as it gets.

Infamous Jewish NeoNazi Stephen Miller cleverly runs ads that start with 14 words.

One Nazi to another: "Gee have you noticed how Trump just loves sucking off Israel at every opportunity he gets?"

"No you dont get it, look at this facebook ad it has a red triangle and 14 words! Hes totally on our side!"

"I cant wait for him to send even more money to Israel! Haill Hitler!"

Gotta give Zizek credit for coining the term "postmodern antisemetism." Someone had to come up with a rationalization for why all the secret Nazis in the Republican party who are also jewish love Israel so much.

I give this freak 1 day before he starts jabbering about the "dark enlightenment" or "dark cathedral" or some other inane shit.

No I talk using real words, not gibbering methhead neologisms.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #3989 on: July 03, 2020, 02:23:41 pm »
No I talk using real words, not gibbering methhead neologisms.

If it was not your intention to be viewed as a gibbering meth-head, styling yourself "methdong" and babbling about "Jewish NeoNazis" may not have been a good choice.
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