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Ranking recent trolls on a standardised scale of DK to Shandor
« on: November 23, 2016, 05:13:07 pm »
I would have to say that Ron Paul is about half a DK, and Unfunny Elvis is about two Prelate Diogenes Shandors, making him 1/5th of a DK.
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Re: Ranking recent trolls on a standardised scale of DK to Shandor
« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2016, 05:16:41 pm »
So that makes a Brother Nihil around half a tedious eric?
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Re: Ranking recent trolls on a standardised scale of DK to Shandor
« Reply #2 on: November 23, 2016, 05:25:23 pm »
So that makes a Brother Nihil around half a tedious eric?

He'd have to be trolling to qualify. Pretty sure he's actually SRS. If anything he's being trolled by his imaginary African friends.

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How many DK is in an AKK. That dude was a MACHINE.
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Re: Ranking recent trolls on a standardised scale of DK to Shandor
« Reply #3 on: November 23, 2016, 05:32:16 pm »
Akk is still nowhere near my favorite ever troll, Willy on wheels. Granted it was on Wikipedia but that's still the all time great for me.
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Re: Ranking recent trolls on a standardised scale of DK to Shandor
« Reply #4 on: November 23, 2016, 05:50:10 pm »
Akk is still nowhere near my favorite ever troll, Willy on wheels. Granted it was on Wikipedia but that's still the all time great for me.

Huh. I guess I was thinking about quantity rather than quality.  Trolling is still a bit of an obscure subject for me despite fair proficiency and all my time spent here, especially troll lore.
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Re: Ranking recent trolls on a standardised scale of DK to Shandor
« Reply #5 on: November 23, 2016, 05:55:03 pm »
Can't we give IANAR some love here?

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Re: Ranking recent trolls on a standardised scale of DK to Shandor
« Reply #6 on: November 23, 2016, 05:55:39 pm »
Who is DK. I need context. Is half a DK good or should I step up my game?

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« Reply #7 on: November 23, 2016, 05:57:25 pm »
Keep fucking that chicken, pal.

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« Reply #8 on: November 23, 2016, 05:58:27 pm »
Can't we give IANAR some love here?

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« Reply #9 on: November 23, 2016, 05:59:13 pm »
Who is DK. I need context. Is half a DK good or should I step up my game?

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« Reply #10 on: November 23, 2016, 06:00:53 pm »
Can't we give IANAR some love here?

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Re: Ranking recent trolls on a standardised scale of DK to Shandor
« Reply #11 on: November 23, 2016, 06:23:02 pm »
Best for me is a toss up between DK and AKK. I'm leaning DK cos AKK came back and it was just a total mehfest. The magic was gone  :cry:
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Re: Ranking recent trolls on a standardised scale of DK to Shandor
« Reply #12 on: November 23, 2016, 07:01:59 pm »
So that makes a Brother Nihil around half a tedious eric?

If that. I keep forgetting that guy exists.
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« Reply #13 on: November 23, 2016, 07:03:10 pm »
So that makes a Brother Nihil around half a tedious eric?

He'd have to be trolling to qualify. Pretty sure he's actually SRS. If anything he's being trolled by his imaginary African friends.

Is there a symbol for an infinitesimal amount above actual nothing? He's that.

How many DK is in an AKK. That dude was a MACHINE.

Original AKK? 4 DKs. Return of AKK? 1 Shandor.
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« Reply #14 on: November 23, 2016, 07:03:46 pm »
Can't we give IANAR some love here?

IANAR is really its own category, and none of these trolls are in it.
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