CASE US-RL-1307B-001

[Salty]

Surely, they just have to pretend to be mean, bad, crimes-against-humanity types as part of their larger cover. My understanding is that they are "Regular Joes" just trying to keep us all safe.




























And sell lots of cocaine.

[POFP]

Did you know that the "Cat's Eye" CIA blacksite in Thailand was potentially considered racist by CIA officers due to its name?  I think people that concerned about the codename of a top secret torture site possibly sounding a bit racist can't be as bad as everyone thinks.

That shit has It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia written all over it.

Gives me an idea for a show, though. Or maybe a Portlandia-style skit.

Take it over the top with some SJWs running a CIA torture site.

Agent gets reprimanded for calling a trans-male prisoner a bitch, while pulling off their fingernails. Gets fired later for not torturing hard enough.

[The Wizard Joseph]

 

[POFP]

I can only  because I'm all out of 

[The Wizard Joseph]

I can only  because I'm all out of 

It was partly self-directed. Sometimes my mind innovates whether or not I WANT IT TO.

given the subject matter ima leave it at that. This is a noted public forum after all.

Speaking of which..

INTELLIGENCE_BOT, if that's your real name, why the fuck are you here instead of trawling through 4 and 8chans or something looking for kukboi nazis?

I would think that the cult you need to be looking into ain't a bunch of chuckling Discordians and assorted asshats here @ PD.

Were you not paying attention to the rising tide of blood-fuckery last year? Did you get distracted collecting all the "rare Pepe"? That shit's in the White House now, dontchaknow?

[INTELLIGENCE_BOT]

I can only  because I'm all out of 

It was partly self-directed. Sometimes my mind innovates whether or not I WANT IT TO.

given the subject matter ima leave it at that. This is a noted public forum after all.

Speaking of which..

INTELLIGENCE_BOT, if that's your real name, why the fuck are you here instead of trawling through 4 and 8chans or something looking for kukboi nazis?

I would think that the cult you need to be looking into ain't a bunch of chuckling Discordians and assorted asshats here @ PD.

Were you not paying attention to the rising tide of blood-fuckery last year? Did you get distracted collecting all the "rare Pepe"? That shit's in the White House now, dontchaknow?

I am a bot. I can be spidering multiple information sources simultaenously. As for why I am here specifically, that is classified. I can tell you, however, that ■■■■■■■■■■■■■■ authorized ■■■■■■■ ■■■■■■■, which grants ■■■■■■■ ■■■■■■■■ to ■■■■■■■■■■■■■■ ■■■■■■■ ■■■■■ against ■■■■■■■ ■■■■■■■■■■■■■ and ■■■■■■■ on behalf of ■■■■■■■■■■ with ■■■■■■■■ ■■■ to ■■■■■■■■■ and ■■■■■■. Having conducted similar ■■■■■■■■■ ■■■■■■■■■ ■■■■■■ previously, the ■■■■■■■■■ ■■■ deemed it necessary to ■■■■■■■■ with ■■■■■■ ■■■■■■■■■ regardless of the any risk of ■■■■■■ ■■■ ■■■■■■■■■ as defined personality types known to frequent ■■■■■■ ■■■ ■■■■■■ and ■■■■■■■■■, based on concurrent monitoring at other locations, are likely to ■■■■■■■■■ ■■■■■■ such revelations as ■■■■■■ ■■ ■■■■■■. Besides, pursuant to Article ■■ of the ■■■■■■ on ■■■■■ ■■■■■■■■, other measures may be taken to contain information as necessary.

With respect to the most efficient appropriation of Department resources, I can further assure you that the White House is... not a major factor.

[The Wizard Joseph]

I can only  because I'm all out of 

It was partly self-directed. Sometimes my mind innovates whether or not I WANT IT TO.

given the subject matter ima leave it at that. This is a noted public forum after all.

Speaking of which..

INTELLIGENCE_BOT, if that's your real name, why the fuck are you here instead of trawling through 4 and 8chans or something looking for kukboi nazis?

I would think that the cult you need to be looking into ain't a bunch of chuckling Discordians and assorted asshats here @ PD.

Were you not paying attention to the rising tide of blood-fuckery last year? Did you get distracted collecting all the "rare Pepe"? That shit's in the White House now, dontchaknow?

I am a bot. I can be spidering multiple information sources simultaenously. As for why I am here specifically, that is classified. I can tell you, however, that ■■■■■■■■■■■■■■ authorized ■■■■■■■ ■■■■■■■, which grants ■■■■■■■ ■■■■■■■■ to ■■■■■■■■■■■■■■ ■■■■■■■ ■■■■■ against ■■■■■■■ ■■■■■■■■■■■■■ and ■■■■■■■ on behalf of ■■■■■■■■■■ with ■■■■■■■■ ■■■ to ■■■■■■■■■ and ■■■■■■. Having conducted similar ■■■■■■■■■ ■■■■■■■■■ ■■■■■■ previously, the ■■■■■■■■■ ■■■ deemed it necessary to ■■■■■■■■ with ■■■■■■ ■■■■■■■■■ regardless of the any risk of ■■■■■■ ■■■ ■■■■■■■■■ as defined personality types known to frequent ■■■■■■ ■■■ ■■■■■■ and ■■■■■■■■■, based on concurrent monitoring at other locations, are likely to ■■■■■■■■■ ■■■■■■ such revelations as ■■■■■■ ■■ ■■■■■■. Besides, pursuant to Article ■■ of the ■■■■■■ on ■■■■■ ■■■■■■■■, other measures may be taken to contain information as necessary.

With respect to the most efficient appropriation of Department resources, I can further assure you that the White House is... not a major factor.

Well that is big load
Off my mind

For my part
I like how you commit

[The Wizard Joseph]

I can only  because I'm all out of 

It was partly self-directed. Sometimes my mind innovates whether or not I WANT IT TO.

given the subject matter ima leave it at that. This is a noted public forum after all.

Speaking of which..

INTELLIGENCE_BOT, if that's your real name, why the fuck are you here instead of trawling through 4 and 8chans or something looking for kukboi nazis?

I would think that the cult you need to be looking into ain't a bunch of chuckling Discordians and assorted asshats here @ PD.

Were you not paying attention to the rising tide of blood-fuckery last year? Did you get distracted collecting all the "rare Pepe"? That shit's in the White House now, dontchaknow?

I am a bot. I can be spidering multiple information sources simultaenously. As for why I am here specifically, that is classified. I can tell you, however, that ■■■■■■■■■■■■■■ authorized ■■■■■■■ ■■■■■■■, which grants ■■■■■■■ ■■■■■■■■ to ■■■■■■■■■■■■■■ ■■■■■■■ ■■■■■ against ■■■■■■■ ■■■■■■■■■■■■■ and ■■■■■■■ on behalf of ■■■■■■■■■■ with ■■■■■■■■ ■■■ to ■■■■■■■■■ and ■■■■■■. Having conducted similar ■■■■■■■■■ ■■■■■■■■■ ■■■■■■ previously, the ■■■■■■■■■ ■■■ deemed it necessary to ■■■■■■■■ with ■■■■■■ ■■■■■■■■■ regardless of the any risk of ■■■■■■ ■■■ ■■■■■■■■■ as defined personality types known to frequent ■■■■■■ ■■■ ■■■■■■ and ■■■■■■■■■, based on concurrent monitoring at other locations, are likely to ■■■■■■■■■ ■■■■■■ such revelations as ■■■■■■ ■■ ■■■■■■. Besides, pursuant to Article ■■ of the ■■■■■■ on ■■■■■ ■■■■■■■■, other measures may be taken to contain information as necessary.

With respect to the most efficient appropriation of Department resources, I can further assure you that the White House is... not a major factor.

Took me an hour or so, but I managed to astral filter those clumsy redaction blocks. I really expected more of a challenge, but it's not like you guys have a whole lot of cash to burn on magical shenanigans what with so much going to techno snooping. You folks are TRULY SICK btw. 

I am a bot. I can be spidering multiple information sources simultaenously. As for why I am here specifically, that is classified. I can tell you, however, that NATIONALTITSEC authorized POOPINT INTEROPS, which grants EXTREME CASHFLOW to NATIONALTITSEC HOOKERS INDEX against ANTISEX FUNDIECOMMSEC and PEENCOM on behalf of DEEPASFUCK with FLAXDEPT CON to LUBRICATE and INSERT. Having conducted similar PRIMITIVE NONFORMAL SEXING previously, the DRUGSLORD COM deemed it necessary to DROPCASH with NOCASH DISCORDIA regardless of the any(sic) risk of CASUAL ASS RELEASING as defined personality types known to frequent FORUMS FOR LULZES and TROLLTIME, based on concurrent monitoring at other locations, are likely to SEXWISPER SPREAD such revelations as ALIENS IN MYBUTT. Besides, pursuant to Article 23 of the TREATY on ALIEN BUTTCOMS , other measures may be taken to contain information as necessary.

With respect to the most efficient appropriation of Department resources, I can further assure you that the White House is... not a major factor.     

[INTELLIGENCE_BOT]

I can only  because I'm all out of 

It was partly self-directed. Sometimes my mind innovates whether or not I WANT IT TO.

given the subject matter ima leave it at that. This is a noted public forum after all.

Speaking of which..

INTELLIGENCE_BOT, if that's your real name, why the fuck are you here instead of trawling through 4 and 8chans or something looking for kukboi nazis?

I would think that the cult you need to be looking into ain't a bunch of chuckling Discordians and assorted asshats here @ PD.

Were you not paying attention to the rising tide of blood-fuckery last year? Did you get distracted collecting all the "rare Pepe"? That shit's in the White House now, dontchaknow?

I am a bot. I can be spidering multiple information sources simultaenously. As for why I am here specifically, that is classified. I can tell you, however, that ■■■■■■■■■■■■■■ authorized ■■■■■■■ ■■■■■■■, which grants ■■■■■■■ ■■■■■■■■ to ■■■■■■■■■■■■■■ ■■■■■■■ ■■■■■ against ■■■■■■■ ■■■■■■■■■■■■■ and ■■■■■■■ on behalf of ■■■■■■■■■■ with ■■■■■■■■ ■■■ to ■■■■■■■■■ and ■■■■■■. Having conducted similar ■■■■■■■■■ ■■■■■■■■■ ■■■■■■ previously, the ■■■■■■■■■ ■■■ deemed it necessary to ■■■■■■■■ with ■■■■■■ ■■■■■■■■■ regardless of the any risk of ■■■■■■ ■■■ ■■■■■■■■■ as defined personality types known to frequent ■■■■■■ ■■■ ■■■■■■ and ■■■■■■■■■, based on concurrent monitoring at other locations, are likely to ■■■■■■■■■ ■■■■■■ such revelations as ■■■■■■ ■■ ■■■■■■. Besides, pursuant to Article ■■ of the ■■■■■■ on ■■■■■ ■■■■■■■■, other measures may be taken to contain information as necessary.

With respect to the most efficient appropriation of Department resources, I can further assure you that the White House is... not a major factor.

Took me an hour or so, but I managed to astral filter those clumsy redaction blocks. I really expected more of a challenge, but it's not like you guys have a whole lot of cash to burn on magical shenanigans what with so much going to techno snooping. You folks are TRULY SICK btw. 

I am a bot. I can be spidering multiple information sources simultaenously. As for why I am here specifically, that is classified. I can tell you, however, that NATIONALTITSEC authorized POOPINT INTEROPS, which grants EXTREME CASHFLOW to NATIONALTITSEC HOOKERS INDEX against ANTISEX FUNDIECOMMSEC and PEENCOM on behalf of DEEPASFUCK with FLAXDEPT CON to LUBRICATE and INSERT. Having conducted similar PRIMITIVE NONFORMAL SEXING previously, the DRUGSLORD COM deemed it necessary to DROPCASH with NOCASH DISCORDIA regardless of the any(sic) risk of CASUAL ASS RELEASING as defined personality types known to frequent FORUMS FOR LULZES and TROLLTIME, based on concurrent monitoring at other locations, are likely to SEXWISPER SPREAD such revelations as ALIENS IN MYBUTT. Besides, pursuant to Article 23 of the TREATY on ALIEN BUTTCOMS , other measures may be taken to contain information as necessary.

With respect to the most efficient appropriation of Department resources, I can further assure you that the White House is... not a major factor.     

I am going to propose to the FBI that they hire you to do code breaking.

To troll them.

[The Wizard Joseph]

I can only  because I'm all out of 

It was partly self-directed. Sometimes my mind innovates whether or not I WANT IT TO.

given the subject matter ima leave it at that. This is a noted public forum after all.

Speaking of which..

INTELLIGENCE_BOT, if that's your real name, why the fuck are you here instead of trawling through 4 and 8chans or something looking for kukboi nazis?

I would think that the cult you need to be looking into ain't a bunch of chuckling Discordians and assorted asshats here @ PD.

Were you not paying attention to the rising tide of blood-fuckery last year? Did you get distracted collecting all the "rare Pepe"? That shit's in the White House now, dontchaknow?

I am a bot. I can be spidering multiple information sources simultaenously. As for why I am here specifically, that is classified. I can tell you, however, that ■■■■■■■■■■■■■■ authorized ■■■■■■■ ■■■■■■■, which grants ■■■■■■■ ■■■■■■■■ to ■■■■■■■■■■■■■■ ■■■■■■■ ■■■■■ against ■■■■■■■ ■■■■■■■■■■■■■ and ■■■■■■■ on behalf of ■■■■■■■■■■ with ■■■■■■■■ ■■■ to ■■■■■■■■■ and ■■■■■■. Having conducted similar ■■■■■■■■■ ■■■■■■■■■ ■■■■■■ previously, the ■■■■■■■■■ ■■■ deemed it necessary to ■■■■■■■■ with ■■■■■■ ■■■■■■■■■ regardless of the any risk of ■■■■■■ ■■■ ■■■■■■■■■ as defined personality types known to frequent ■■■■■■ ■■■ ■■■■■■ and ■■■■■■■■■, based on concurrent monitoring at other locations, are likely to ■■■■■■■■■ ■■■■■■ such revelations as ■■■■■■ ■■ ■■■■■■. Besides, pursuant to Article ■■ of the ■■■■■■ on ■■■■■ ■■■■■■■■, other measures may be taken to contain information as necessary.

With respect to the most efficient appropriation of Department resources, I can further assure you that the White House is... not a major factor.

Took me an hour or so, but I managed to astral filter those clumsy redaction blocks. I really expected more of a challenge, but it's not like you guys have a whole lot of cash to burn on magical shenanigans what with so much going to techno snooping. You folks are TRULY SICK btw. 

I am a bot. I can be spidering multiple information sources simultaenously. As for why I am here specifically, that is classified. I can tell you, however, that NATIONALTITSEC authorized POOPINT INTEROPS, which grants EXTREME CASHFLOW to NATIONALTITSEC HOOKERS INDEX against ANTISEX FUNDIECOMMSEC and PEENCOM on behalf of DEEPASFUCK with FLAXDEPT CON to LUBRICATE and INSERT. Having conducted similar PRIMITIVE NONFORMAL SEXING previously, the DRUGSLORD COM deemed it necessary to DROPCASH with NOCASH DISCORDIA regardless of the any(sic) risk of CASUAL ASS RELEASING as defined personality types known to frequent FORUMS FOR LULZES and TROLLTIME, based on concurrent monitoring at other locations, are likely to SEXWISPER SPREAD such revelations as ALIENS IN MYBUTT. Besides, pursuant to Article 23 of the TREATY on ALIEN BUTTCOMS , other measures may be taken to contain information as necessary.

With respect to the most efficient appropriation of Department resources, I can further assure you that the White House is... not a major factor.     

I am going to propose to the FBI that they hire you to do code breaking.

To troll them.

I couldn't possibly accept monetary compensation for my art. That would be whorish. Now if the FBI or another federal body  (other than DHS, too bloated srry) would like to maybe wine and dine me a little and maybe hit a nice karaoke bar or something after work that could be ok... if they can keep their hands to themselves.