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What is Kek?
« on: February 20, 2017, 11:24:09 am »
Hi. As a Kekistani who is in exile and fighting on the front lines of the on going World War: Meme, I remembered my time spent reading the Discipline Discordia and the BIP and it occurred to me that in many ways Kek seems rather Erisian.

However, upon coming to your discussion board, as a humble meme farmer, I am disappointed to see very little discussion about The God Kek. (Unless I just failed to understand how to use your search engine.) I am very curious as to what the followers of Eris think about Kek. Yes, I'm leaving the topic rather open and not even asking a question because reasons. Please respond as to your thoughts on the topic as you see fit.


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Re: What is Kek?
« Reply #1 on: February 20, 2017, 11:30:49 am »
Calling it early.

Fuck you, Fuck off.
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Re: What is Kek?
« Reply #2 on: February 20, 2017, 11:59:41 am »
Kek is the gloryhole password that the notorious Muslim Homosexual the MAGA-kahn uses to jerk people off with his tiny hands.

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Re: What is Kek?
« Reply #3 on: February 20, 2017, 12:20:38 pm »
"Kek" is the biggest mistake
Those damned cuckmage fools
Ever did make.


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Re: What is Kek?
« Reply #4 on: February 20, 2017, 12:21:48 pm »
Calling it early.

Fuck you, Fuck off.

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Re: What is Kek?
« Reply #5 on: February 20, 2017, 01:54:14 pm »
KEK is hate speech and should be illegal.

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Re: What is Kek?
« Reply #6 on: February 20, 2017, 01:56:11 pm »
Nuke this thread and everyone in it
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Re: What is Kek?
« Reply #7 on: February 20, 2017, 02:03:15 pm »
Nuke "middle America"

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Re: What is Kek?
« Reply #8 on: February 20, 2017, 02:57:35 pm »
Hi. As a Kekistani who is in exile and fighting on the front lines of the on going World War: Meme, I remembered my time spent reading the Discipline Discordia and the BIP and it occurred to me that in many ways Kek seems rather Erisian.

Explain how you came to that conclusion.

However, upon coming to your discussion board, as a humble meme farmer, I am disappointed to see very little discussion about The God Kek.

Nobody farms memes. The memes use humans and maybe some birds as a substrate. Also, humble people tend to be hard to disappoint. You're constructing an inconsistent picture of yourself.

(Unless I just failed to understand how to use your search engine.)

It seems like you fail to understand many things.

I am very curious as to what the followers of Eris think about Kek. Yes, I'm leaving the topic rather open and not even asking a question because reasons. Please respond as to your thoughts on the topic as you see fit.

Your thread's title is a question. I've not heard of Kek as a God. While I usually welcome new Gods, I'm already sick of Kek and it's your fault.


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Re: What is Kek?
« Reply #9 on: February 20, 2017, 03:05:48 pm »
Oh FFS. What is this, a refugee camp for former 4channers? Kek is the internet version of Caillou.
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: What is Kek?
« Reply #10 on: February 20, 2017, 03:13:18 pm »
Isn't it a street variant of jenkem?

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Re: What is Kek?
« Reply #11 on: February 20, 2017, 03:37:26 pm »
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What is Kek?



Oh WoW you are really funny, lol, lol, lol
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Re: What is Kek?
« Reply #12 on: February 20, 2017, 04:01:08 pm »
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: What is Kek?
« Reply #13 on: February 20, 2017, 05:06:31 pm »
http://the-topkek.wikia.com/wiki/Topkek_%28food%29

TopKek is a Turkish snack food. KEK is just another example of cultural appropriation by hatemongers. #fuckthealtright

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Re: What is Kek?
« Reply #14 on: February 20, 2017, 05:42:43 pm »
MOAR LEIK THE "KEK KEK KEK", AMIRITE?
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