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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: TheEldritchGod on February 20, 2017, 11:24:09 am

Title: What is Kek?
Post by: TheEldritchGod on February 20, 2017, 11:24:09 am
Hi. As a Kekistani who is in exile and fighting on the front lines of the on going World War: Meme, I remembered my time spent reading the Discipline Discordia and the BIP and it occurred to me that in many ways Kek seems rather Erisian.

However, upon coming to your discussion board, as a humble meme farmer, I am disappointed to see very little discussion about The God Kek. (Unless I just failed to understand how to use your search engine.) I am very curious as to what the followers of Eris think about Kek. Yes, I'm leaving the topic rather open and not even asking a question because reasons. Please respond as to your thoughts on the topic as you see fit.


-The Eldritch God
"God-Emperor Trump Is Literally Hitler Did Nothing Wrong Because Love Trumps Hate And Trump Is Love."
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Junkenstein on February 20, 2017, 11:30:49 am
Calling it early.

Fuck you, Fuck off.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Faust on February 20, 2017, 11:59:41 am
Kek is the gloryhole password that the notorious Muslim Homosexual the MAGA-kahn uses to jerk people off with his tiny hands.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on February 20, 2017, 12:20:38 pm
"Kek" is the biggest mistake
Those damned cuckmage fools
Ever did make.


Now fuck off with your bad self.
Kthnxbai!!
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on February 20, 2017, 12:21:48 pm
Calling it early.

Fuck you, Fuck off.

qft
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: IPunchNazis on February 20, 2017, 01:54:14 pm
KEK is hate speech and should be illegal.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on February 20, 2017, 01:56:11 pm
Nuke this thread and everyone in it
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: IPunchNazis on February 20, 2017, 02:03:15 pm
Nuke "middle America"
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: bugmenоt on February 20, 2017, 02:57:35 pm
Hi. As a Kekistani who is in exile and fighting on the front lines of the on going World War: Meme, I remembered my time spent reading the Discipline Discordia and the BIP and it occurred to me that in many ways Kek seems rather Erisian.

Explain how you came to that conclusion.

However, upon coming to your discussion board, as a humble meme farmer, I am disappointed to see very little discussion about The God Kek.

Nobody farms memes. The memes use humans and maybe some birds as a substrate. Also, humble people tend to be hard to disappoint. You're constructing an inconsistent picture of yourself.

(Unless I just failed to understand how to use your search engine.)

It seems like you fail to understand many things.

I am very curious as to what the followers of Eris think about Kek. Yes, I'm leaving the topic rather open and not even asking a question because reasons. Please respond as to your thoughts on the topic as you see fit.

Your thread's title is a question. I've not heard of Kek as a God. While I usually welcome new Gods, I'm already sick of Kek and it's your fault.

Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 20, 2017, 03:05:48 pm
Oh FFS. What is this, a refugee camp for former 4channers? Kek is the internet version of Caillou.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Cain on February 20, 2017, 03:13:18 pm
Isn't it a street variant of jenkem?
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: MMIX on February 20, 2017, 03:37:26 pm
Quote
What is Kek?

(http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a289/goblinhill/KEK%20download_zpsuihg2k4c.jpg) (http://s13.photobucket.com/user/goblinhill/media/KEK%20download_zpsuihg2k4c.jpg.html)

Oh WoW you are really funny, lol, lol, lol
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 20, 2017, 04:01:08 pm
(https://s3.postimg.org/k102smtxf/roflbot_3.jpg)
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: IPunchNazis on February 20, 2017, 05:06:31 pm
http://the-topkek.wikia.com/wiki/Topkek_%28food%29

TopKek is a Turkish snack food. KEK is just another example of cultural appropriation by hatemongers. #fuckthealtright
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Salty on February 20, 2017, 05:42:43 pm
MOAR LEIK THE "KEK KEK KEK", AMIRITE?
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: EK WAFFLR on February 20, 2017, 06:05:02 pm
Oh fuck off.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Vanadium Gryllz on February 20, 2017, 07:13:49 pm
It's a prelude to being Zerg rushed.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: LMNO on February 21, 2017, 01:27:29 am
If you say it out loud, it's shorthand for "please punch me in the face".
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: T̼̞̼ͅr̳̬̤̖̱͚̮̘̜̦̦i̲̩̝͕̣̲̪v̺͇̫̯͉͖͈͖͔̺̰̣͉̟̻̫̭i̦̖Q on February 21, 2017, 01:41:16 am
It's a prelude to being Zerg rushed.

(http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd125/ohmyguy420/Zergrush13pl.gif)
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: IPunchNazis on February 21, 2017, 03:20:15 am
If you say it out loud, it's shorthand for "please punch me in the face".

more like shot
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Salty on February 21, 2017, 03:24:20 am
If you say it out loud, it's shorthand for "please punch me in the face".

more like shot

 :hashishim:
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Salty on February 21, 2017, 03:30:03 am
If you say it out loud, it's shorthand for "please punch me in the face".

more like shot

You know, it's kinda funny. It's almost like you have no interest in this place as a community and you and your however many cute little alts or pals or whatever is/are trying to make some stupid, shitty argument instead. WEIRD!

You're really bad at this!  :)
Maybe stick with 4chan?
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on February 21, 2017, 03:30:16 am
If you say it out loud, it's shorthand for "please punch me in the face".

A spell of evocation really.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: IPunchNazis on February 21, 2017, 04:17:01 am
Are you defending Nazis?
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Cain on February 21, 2017, 04:29:34 am
If you say it out loud, it's shorthand for "please punch me in the face".

more like shot

You know, it's kinda funny. It's almost like you have no interest in this place as a community and you and your however many cute little alts or pals or whatever is/are trying to make some stupid, shitty argument instead. WEIRD!

You're really bad at this!  :)
Maybe stick with 4chan?

Yeah, I was hoping this was going to be a little less obvious.  They say you shouldn't go by first impressions, but in this case...
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 21, 2017, 05:32:33 am
Kek lapis are delicious!

http://rasamalaysia.com/kek-lapis-indonesian-layer-cake/
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Freeky on February 21, 2017, 06:12:04 am
Kek lapis are delicious!

http://rasamalaysia.com/kek-lapis-indonesian-layer-cake/

I need this in my life and my mouth.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 21, 2017, 02:25:59 pm
Kek lapis are delicious!

http://rasamalaysia.com/kek-lapis-indonesian-layer-cake/

I need this in my life and my mouth.

In Sarawak, there are signs everywhere like "KEK HERE! WE HAVE KEK! 2 FOR 1 KEK! KEK FOR SALE! SPECIAL KEK!"
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on February 21, 2017, 02:39:03 pm
Kek lapis are delicious!

http://rasamalaysia.com/kek-lapis-indonesian-layer-cake/

I need this in my life and my mouth.

In Sarawak, there are signs everywhere like "KEK HERE! WE HAVE KEK! 2 FOR 1 KEK! KEK FOR SALE! SPECIAL KEK!"

I want that kek. I want it BAD.

"Make KEK sweet again!"   Also... would someone please exorcize Pepe? He seemed like such a nice kid once.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: MMIX on February 21, 2017, 03:05:29 pm
The Kek is Fake
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: IPunchNazis on February 21, 2017, 03:59:45 pm
My point is that if you punch a Nazi (which I do) they can get back up. but if we start shooting them, they don't get back up. I'm just kidding, jeez, I don't believe in guns.

If you say it out loud, it's shorthand for "please punch me in the face".

more like shot

You know, it's kinda funny. It's almost like you have no interest in this place as a community and you and your however many cute little alts or pals or whatever is/are trying to make some stupid, shitty argument instead. WEIRD!

You're really bad at this!  :)
Maybe stick with 4chan?

Yeah, I was hoping this was going to be a little less obvious.  They say you shouldn't go by first impressions, but in this case...
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on February 21, 2017, 04:11:42 pm
It's not even a fun troll.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Freeky on February 21, 2017, 04:31:13 pm
Kek lapis are delicious!

http://rasamalaysia.com/kek-lapis-indonesian-layer-cake/

I need this in my life and my mouth.

In Sarawak, there are signs everywhere like "KEK HERE! WE HAVE KEK! 2 FOR 1 KEK! KEK FOR SALE! SPECIAL KEK!"

This makes me so happy.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: IPunchNazis on February 21, 2017, 04:40:07 pm
I am not a troll please don't call me a troll
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on February 21, 2017, 04:41:42 pm
You're not a troll like Roger's shits don't explode on impact.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Salty on February 21, 2017, 04:41:58 pm
If you're not Generic, you certainly of copy his style of being absolutely boring.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: IPunchNazis on February 21, 2017, 05:01:25 pm
I'm sorry  :sad:
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Salty on February 21, 2017, 05:25:00 pm
Aw, hey now, it's ok, buddy.

I was just funnin'!

Don't cry.

STOP CRYING.

I SAID, STOP, MOTHERFUCKER.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Meunster on February 21, 2017, 07:08:37 pm
As a frequent visitor of the Peruvian underwater basket baking forum. I can say that watching  pepe and kek reach their current status is annoying, but chuckle worthy.

Pepe went  from a reaction image, to a parody meme of all kinds of diffrent shit,  to something celebs tweeted in its original sad reaction face context, to a hate symbol, to some pastafarian teir meme religion. Its in a sad place, and i dont like normies appropriating my may mays.
(Side thought, do the celebs still have the pepe tweets up from before the hate symbol era? Wonder what they think of it now)

Same with kek, its like the 'alt right' saw how autistic hardcore sjw's were and went "we need to look that mental, quick everyone reeeeee"

I dont know where i stand on WWmeme but I hate  the church of kek people as much as I hate fat acceptance people.

Now before anyone thinks  "oh joke religion, just like discordianism" fuck you. Discordinism has substance behind the shit posting.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 21, 2017, 07:35:01 pm
If you say it out loud, it's shorthand for "please punch me in the face".

more like shot

You know, it's kinda funny. It's almost like you have no interest in this place as a community and you and your however many cute little alts or pals or whatever is/are trying to make some stupid, shitty argument instead. WEIRD!

You're really bad at this!  :)
Maybe stick with 4chan?

It's Ron Paul II: The Butthurtening.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: IPunchNazis on February 21, 2017, 09:35:18 pm
It's all cutural appropriation. The right-wingers have parties in the woods where they dress like natives. I think the frog statue is part of it. stupid kook Alex Jones pretended to expose it but he was just mad because he wasn't invited.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Roly Poly Oly-Garch on February 22, 2017, 07:07:33 pm
Hi. As a Kekistani who is in exile and fighting on the front lines of the on going World War: Meme, I remembered my time spent reading the Discipline Discordia and the BIP and it occurred to me that in many ways Kek seems rather Erisian.

However, upon coming to your discussion board, as a humble meme farmer, I am disappointed to see very little discussion about The God Kek. (Unless I just failed to understand how to use your search engine.) I am very curious as to what the followers of Eris think about Kek. Yes, I'm leaving the topic rather open and not even asking a question because reasons. Please respond as to your thoughts on the topic as you see fit.


-The Eldritch God
"God-Emperor Trump Is Literally Hitler Did Nothing Wrong Because Love Trumps Hate And Trump Is Love."

Is this Horrorshow?
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: TheEldritchGod on February 24, 2017, 08:33:34 am
Fascinating. Thank you for your input. Not what I expected, but one must test one's hypothesis if one is to learn.
Very informative none the less.


-TEG
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Junkenstein on February 24, 2017, 10:39:37 am
Oh please, do enlighten us with said hypothesis. There wasn't one in the OP and I'm sure we're all fascinated to learn what your intricate sociological experiment is.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on February 24, 2017, 11:50:17 am
meh, fuck this clown. I checked the scientific literature. Having a head full of inane drivel doesn't constitute a hypothesis.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Vanadium Gryllz on February 24, 2017, 12:45:15 pm
Hypothesis: Discordians are  lolrandom edgelords and into fake religions therefore an imageboard religion based on a sad frog will be right up their street.

Test method: Go to Discordian board and ask open ended question, cunningly concealing your motives.

Results & discussion:
 :supertard:
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Faust on February 24, 2017, 02:00:24 pm
(http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=38061.0;attach=5895;image)
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: TheEldritchGod on February 24, 2017, 02:08:28 pm
Oh please, do enlighten us with said hypothesis. There wasn't one in the OP and I'm sure we're all fascinated to learn what your intricate sociological experiment is.

Answer

Originally I wasn’t going to answer, because it seemed rather pointless. I can already see the outcome of this discussion thread and it is unfolding exactly like it has elsewhere.

However, I can see that I should answer your questions more as a way to force myself to organize my conclusions, more than an attempt to explain things. Simply put, all previous attempts have ended poorly. I see no reason why this discussion will end anywhere new. So, if it seems like I’m not really talking to you, please don’t take it personal. Reproduction is important in experimentation, but it also gets boring as fuck.

There are many parallels to the origin of Kek and Eris as far as organized religions. (If the term organized could be applied to any belief systems based on chaos.)

The origin:

The origin of the Erisian Meme was among a small group who then sought about to perpetuate the meme in the only fashion that was available at the time. It is impressive how far the Erisian Meme spread given the methodology. Each person who received the Erisian Meme then twisted it and shaped it before handing the idea off to another.

The document called The Black Iron Prison is clearly a manifestation of the Erisian Meme when it encountered the far more fertile grounds of the internet. However, the Erisian Meme does not seem to have become as “infectious” as it could be.

On the other hand, The Kekian Meme simmered for quite a time until finally exploding after the election of Trump. Its origins are similar in that a small group came up with he idea, each person who accepted the meme twisted it and added on their own ideas. The various strains of Kekian Meme competed with a “cannon” version finally solidifying with the creation of Kekistan, the nation-in-exile of Kek.

Core philosophy:

At its heart, Erisian and Kekian worship centers around following Chaos. Kek is a far more destructive than Eris. Eris is seen as female and more of a creative chaotic force, where as Kek is seen as a force of darkness and destruction.

However, the focus of both religions is radically different. Erisian focus was on morality and the means to see at different angles to a problem. Good and Evil is not the same as Order and Chaos, for example. The primary focus of Eris is to understand that the nature of human experience is far more subjective then people like to admit.

Whereas Kek worship focuses on economic and political discussions. The morality of actions is discussed, but for most Kekites, the discussion is over. They are mostly in agreement on issues of morality, or simply don’t care.

So while both embrace a mockery of Religion, Erisian thought takes the matter of religion and mysticism much more serious, being that’s it’s primary focus is in an expansion of perception as well as an understanding of what is the social contract, what is moral, as well as more internalized philosophical questions.

This is where we have a deviation when it comes to Kek.

Kekian worship seems to be a desire to “smash the system”, but “the system” seems to be the calcified, externalized morality of society. Eris was very internal and inwardly focused. Kek is very outwardly focused, being primarily concerned with mockery of racism, sexism, gender identity, economic systems, political systems, and is especially focused on Political correctness.

Which brings up two points I wish to expand upon: Mockery, and Madness.

Both the Erisian Meme and the Kekian Meme use mockery to attack their targets. Erisian mockery could be best described as a scalpel. This would make sense, given the age of the Meme and how long it’s adherents have had to perfect their skills.

Those who follow the Kekian Meme are much more course and rude. Preferring a sledgehammer approach. Is there a line that one should not cross? Let us cross it and then run around the planet to try and cross it a second time.

Which brings us to the concept of madness.

While it is true that some madness is caused by organic problems, most madness comes from an inability to cope with the shared social reality that a person suffering from madness finds themselves in. Madness, in this case, is an inability to simply survive in society because the mental constructs that one has for dealing with stressful situations is simply inadequate for dealing with reality.

However, I am seeing a rise in “Madness due to non-conformity”. A rise in people who are deemed “mad” because they simply do not accept the ever narrowing definition of what society deems as “acceptable”.

As the (political left/liberal/democratic party/real republicans/alt-right/ultra-conservative pick your favorite paint brush and use broad strokes on whomever you wish) continues to attempt to regain power, they have decided that they will, instead of attempting to widen their support base, purge the weakness within their ranks. And thus on both ends of the political spectrum, you are seeing large numbers of people who would call themselves “Liberals” being called “nazis”. And to a lesser degree you are seeing it on the right. (i.e. Milo)

Of course the truth of the matter is, Trump isn’t a republican. He’s a democrat who saw the ground shift beneath his feet. And like any good businessman, he saw an organization with many assets, but undervalued as far as performance, and performed a leveraged, hostile take over of the republican party.

Trump didn’t join the republicans. Trump made the republicans join him.

This centrists populist is a lightning rod for any extremist and has resulting in both sides expelling the ideologically impure. And what is casting someone out of a society but just another way of saying that someone is “crazy”.

While the majority of people may see the far left and far right as the mad ones, they exist in their own ideological echo chambers and believe that they are right. That purity of thought is the only way to finally win the day.

Which beings me back to my point and the ultimate answer to your question:

Why do I see Eris and Kek as two sides of the same coin? Because both were an attempt to change what they saw as a calcified system. Both chose to be labeled “insane” and embraced “madness” as a means to an end. What better way to force change then by stressing the system in ways it is not equipped to handle?

Of course, I do have an observation to make.

The Erisian Meme has become almost as calcified as the very concepts it opposes. Your reaction to my OP is actually quite typical. You have chosen the path of “Slow Erosion”, believing that you do not have the numbers for a flat out assault on the calificied systems that actually are a real and direct threat to you and those that you love. Perhaps you have embraced nillism and as such care not for the outcome, instead embracing the belief that if you just pick away at the system long enough, eventually you’ll bring about a gradual change.

Now your efforts have either failed, or they succeeded and you are currently seeing the fruits of your labor. The system is devouring itself. Personally, I don’t think Erisians did much to bring about the current system dynamic.

Frankly, how or why doesn’t matter. Understanding the current situation is what is the problem. We do live in a system that has convinced people that up is down and good is bad. We have rejected the very thing that makes a stable society. I could get into the details, but then you’ll just want to argue the finer points while missing the big picture.

Sit on your ass and do nothing, lashing out at any idea that contradicts your world view, and remain here in your safe little bubble where you can pretend you are these great intellectuals.

Or consider some new possibilities, try to falsify the reverse of your beliefs to see if the world really is how you see it, and maybe get out there in the internet and actually try and make the world a better place. Frankly, thing are fairly screwed up out here and if you believe in freedom and the rights of individuals, it’s all hands on deck. I don’t care what you believe, but whatever it is, we need as many ideas as we can get. Get off your asses and get out there in the thick of things.

Get Busy Shit Posting, Or Get Busy Dying.

As a side note, I used to look up to all of you. You have no idea how disappointed I am. You were heroes to me. But that’s okay. Got a new hero now. God-Emperor Trump Is Literally Hitler Did Nothing Wrong Because Love Trumps Hate And Trump Is Love.


Praise Kek.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Faust on February 24, 2017, 02:16:03 pm
I'm sorry we didn't live up to your expectations. I hope your hero does to you exactly what he has promised.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: TheEldritchGod on February 24, 2017, 02:20:50 pm
I'm sorry we didn't live up to your expectations. I hope your hero does to you exactly what he has promised.

I am doing exactly what I expect. Why would I do anything different?
Oh. You think TRUMP is my hero? That's fuckin' hysterical.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Junkenstein on February 24, 2017, 02:21:53 pm
TL;DR.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: TheEldritchGod on February 24, 2017, 02:31:12 pm
Oh. One other thing that would be helpful. No need to answer if you feel uncomfortable with answering me.
How old are you (you being anyone who has read this far into the thread) or if you don't wish to give an exact number, an age range will do.

11-20
21-30
31-40
etc.

Thanks in advance,
TEG
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on February 24, 2017, 04:04:45 pm
TL;DR.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: LMNO on February 24, 2017, 04:23:17 pm
Yeah, ok.  I suppose you deserve a response of some sort.

1. The origins of Discordia are largely irrelevant. 

2. Your attempts at memetics are reductive, spurious, and add no insight into either Discordia or Kekiansm.

3. The Black Iron Prison was literally a direct result of the board at the time attempting to update a 30-year-old idea system into a 2006 framework.  It was and is a contentious work, and has been mostly rejected by the majority of self-identifying Discordians.

4. Some of your ideas about the core philosophy of Discordia are accurate (though limited in scope) with regards to the idea of the Creative over the Destructive.  However, you lose focus when you veer off into the concepts of morality and subjectivity in Discordia as somehow being separate from concepts of economics and politics in Kekiansm – all those concepts are also contained in the idea of Creation over Destruction*.

5. Discordia is not exclusively internal and inwardly focused, but it does contain those elements as some Discordians feel a need to have a consistent or at least understood position before acting.  That you state Kekian do not do so is fairly telling, and explains much of the cognitive dissonance we’ve seen.

6. Your list of Kekian mockery is also quite revealing, especially since you do not identify which side of the issue is being mocked.  From what is observable, the Kekian stance is:

7. For the most part, the Kekian approach to humor (for what is mockery but pointed humor?) is best classified as “punching down” – that is, to attack someone in a lower position of power.  Of course, there is a self-deception involved where the Kekian is concerned (e.g. the white male who feels the black woman has more power than he does).  Bluntness or sharpness has very little to do with it.

8. Your understanding of mental illness is crude and uninformed.

9. You are conflating mental illness with social anxiety.

10. Your analysis of the current social political landscape is flawed. 

11. Your analysis of Trump is flawed.

12. Kek and Eris are not two sides of the same coin.  All systems want “change”.  And most Discordians (on this board) do not see Discordianism as a form of madness.

13. Learn how to spell “Nihilism”.  That’s all I got for this paragraph, it’s making huge assumptions about Discordia.

14. That you think we are not doing things offline in real life guarantees you do not know about KYFMS.

15. Your last line is not the joke you think it is, it is a self-reflective “Ibi est humor in veritate”.



*If you are at all interested in a more nuanced take on the Creation/Destruction/Order/Disorder grid, that can be arranged.

LMNO
-age is between 1 and etc.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 24, 2017, 04:26:05 pm
"You need to actually DO something" says the random 4chan do-nothing turd to a bunch of people who are pursuing graduate degrees while actively engaged in activism in their communities and churning out creative projects.

 :lulz:

Show me the book your kekistanis wrote.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: whenhellfreezes on February 24, 2017, 04:30:20 pm
If you say it out loud, it's shorthand for "please punch me in the face".

A spell of evocation really.

Which is the weakest spell school. Tisk Tisk.

I don't quite understand the fixation on the concept of memes. I've read people talking like spreading a meme is equivalent to casting a spell. Is it just dreams of relevance?
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 24, 2017, 04:34:15 pm
If you say it out loud, it's shorthand for "please punch me in the face".

A spell of evocation really.

Which is the weakest spell school. Tisk Tisk.

I don't quite understand the fixation on the concept of memes. I've read people talking like spreading a meme is equivalent to casting a spell. Is it just dreams of relevance?

Yeah, pretty much, by people who are either too stupid or too hung  up on occultism to realize that the spread of information is a well-studied field and that the word "meme" was coined by Richard Dawkins in 1976 as an analog of the "gene" concept of spreadable unit of information. There are a lot of books on the topic, but it's my guess that next to none of the pinheaded adolescents squeaking about memes have ever cracked one.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Junkenstein on February 24, 2017, 04:42:42 pm
LMNO, I think you're pissing into the wind here. It's your pair of pants, I'm just trying to save you some washing.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Salty on February 24, 2017, 04:45:00 pm
Quote
However, I am seeing a rise in “Madness due to non-conformity”. A rise in people who are deemed “mad” because they simply do not accept the ever narrowing definition of what society deems as “acceptable”.

This kind of intellectual wankery make sit hard to take you seriously. You sound like you're trapped in the 19th Century and re-creating psychology from scratch. It's not clever, it just sounds like it's supposed to be.

"Madness due to non-conformity" is just about the stupidest thing I have read in a while, and Ron Paul's alt won't STFU, so that's saying something.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Salty on February 24, 2017, 04:48:32 pm
I mean, there are people out there who suffer from genuine mental illness, being a malcontent, the word you were desperately grasping for, is not the same as being crazy.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: TheEldritchGod on February 24, 2017, 04:49:05 pm
I don’t do PM debates. My discussions are out in the open. You wanna dance? Let’s dance.

YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF GRAYFACES.

Want proof? Got it right here:

Nuke this thread and everyone in it

You are into censorship. Kek Forbid you actually had to engage someone else in an intellectual discourse and actually judge them on their own merits. The fact that Pennyworth posted a call for Censorship and NONE OF YOU SAID FUCK ABOUT IT, shows that each and every one of you, by your show of inaction and lack of offense at the very idea of such a thing, proves to me that you are calcified and set in your ways.

StrawEris: Buht We’z is DaZ WieRd!

Gray faces don’t have a standard set of beliefs. They have a standard set of methodology. They are intolerant of new ideas. You can have Radical Feminist Grayfaces and Regressive Republicans Grayfaces. They have the same methodology: Intolerance to that which is NOT APPROVED. And that’s you. Judgmental and unwilling to change or consider new ideas.


YOU ARE ALL SEXIST, RACIST BRAINWASHED SHEEP.

Over at the Kek Discord when I first started hanging out, the discussions for a while were all philosophical and very deep. Discussions concerning economics, globalism vrs nationalism, that sort of thing. Then, on a dime, the discussion turned to homophobic remarks, anti-semitism, jokes about the handicapped, and an endless stream of Anime Dickgirl picks.

After a “gas the jews comment” I pointed out, “You guys all like Milo and he’s a gay jew.” Where upon a third said they were gay and another third said they were jews.

We call it “the briar patch”. At random we just start autistically screeching, shit posting, insulting one another, and in general acting like complete assholes. The point of The Briar Patch is to keep out normies (Like YOU). We create an environment that appears very toxic, but in reality we’re all very tolerant. The message is not the messenger. We hate the sin, but not the sinner. We say racist, sexist, and bigoted things, to make FUN of racists, sexists, and bigots.

Take PewDiePie. Pays some guys 5 bucks to make a video saying, “Death to all jews”. People say he’s making fun of jews. No.

He’s making fun of racists. The joke isn’t funny unless you ACCEPT that hating jews is wrong. If you actually were racist, the joke wouldn’t be funny. Most “so-called” racist jokes actually make fun of racists.

https://youtu.be/WwpWHa-9JBU

The reason is simple: If you care about race, you are the racist.

I’m white. I don’t care about being white. I don’t care if you are black. I DON’T CARE. I am apathetic, and so is every follower of Kek. And if you aren’t. Well, we try to convince you to stop being racist. We don’t cast out the racists, we try to save them. We save them with a torrent of profanity that would make a two dollar whore blush, but we try. Didn’t say it was that effective.

I don’t take pride in being white. I also don’t take SHAME in anything white either. And that’s what the world is about today. Making you take pride in the melanin content of your skin, then be ashamed of the actions of people who aren’t you. All women are helpless and need to be saved by men because all men are rapists.

I take pride in ME. I judge YOU by what you post and more importantly, how many of you just read the thread and DON’T CALL OUT THE BULLSHIT.

I never… and I mean NEVER thought I would see the day Followers of Eris would support censorship. It’s… revolting.

I’ve seen bullshit arguments from feminists that amount to “There is no rape crisis in Europe because White Women have Institutional power over muslims, so if a muslim forces a White woman to have sex, it isn’t rape, just a reallocation of privilege.” Honestly. These arguments were SERIOUS. Feminism believes that you cannot be raped if you have “power”

Why am I pointing this out?

KEK is hate speech and should be illegal.

If you say it out loud, it's shorthand for "please punch me in the face".

Because you are just as violent and hate filled as the racist, sexist, bigoted liberal regressives/feminists/all the other grayfaces.

You feel the same way as the left, who advocate for censorship and violence to punish opinions that do not conform to your way of thinking. You have all the same sexist, racist traits as the left. I don’t care if you “only raise up one group”. If you care about race, you are a racist. PERIOD. Everyone should be treated equal with no one group raised over another. EVER.

And those two above quotes… so where did you get your bullshit beliefs? Where did you get your brainwashing?

You got your brainwashing from the MSM which has told you to judge a group a certain way and YOU NEVER LOOKED INTO IT OR DID ANY INVESTIGATION ON YOUR OWN.

For the record, Kek followers don’t like the Alt-Right and the alt-right HATES kekites.

They hate us because we make fun of them CONSTANTLY. We hate those hide-bound normies just as much as we hate the feminists and their cucked beta males.

In case you are wondering about the demographics of Kek followers, it’s mostly young men, seniors in high school up to guys in college or just getting out of college. People who are figuring out the system doesn’t give a shit about male suffering and that they are fucked. We got a lot of gays, and a whole bunch of autistic guys too.

We got so many, we call it, Weaponized Autism, because they are so fuckin’ effective. In fact, a fair number of the leaders are Autistic.

So we’re a bunch of assholes lead by retards. We shit post constantly, insult each other all the time, and occasionally get down to some serious philosophical debate before farting into the microphone.

And so you guys think it’s funny to post this:

Aw, hey now, it's ok, buddy.

I was just funnin'!

Don't cry.

STOP CRYING.

I SAID, STOP, MOTHERFUCKER.

seriously?

You actually believe even one iota… one shred… one planck distance squared patch of my self-esteem is dependent on the opinion of a bunch of washed out nobodies? You think that YOU can make me cry?

Yes you can. I laughed so hard reading your hate filled, knee jerked, gray face, stuck in the mud, feminist, cucked responses. I have actually thought of a name for the video I’m gonna make about this for my channel.

Eris+.

You know, like Atheism+?

I love how feminism just gutted out and destroyed the atheist movement. Cracked open it’s thigh bones and sucked out the marrow. I suspect that’s what happened here.

Your book. The black Iron Prison. HAVE YOU READ IT LATELY? While you were trying to do the slow corruption from within, a bunch of gray faces moved into your forums and DID IT TO YOU. You put it on the internet. Didn’t you expect anyone to actually read it? Did you expect someone to ACTUALLY BELIEVE IN WHAT YOU SAY, or was it all just a big joke?

Seriously. I mean it. Do any of you actually understand what your books mean? When was the last time ANY OF YOU READ THE DISCIPLINE DISCORDIA? Months? Years?

You’ve lost your way.
You’re weak.
You’re comfortable with your echo chamber and your spoon fed media that THE MACHINE gives you.

This forum, has been tamed.

Its such a pity. A place that produced such amazing, thought provoking, and intellectually devastating material, to be reduced to… whatever the fuck you have become. I don’t have words. Just fuckin’ disgust.

And at least I’m brave enough to take a stand for what I believe out in the open. I won’t dox, but if you got a pair, you’ll respond to me ON THIS THREAD WHERE EVERYONE CAN SEE YOU FOR WHAT YOU ARE.

Because I’m not stuck in this thread with all of you.
All of you are stuck in this thread with ME.

Now run back to your pussy goddess.
Make room for a real god to save western civilization.


Oh, and if anyone HAS AN ACTUAL ARGUMENT… WITH… YOU KNOW… FACTS AND SHIT…
I’d welcome the intellectual stimulation, You Grayfaced Normie Scum.

Read my signature. I stand by it. Come to me with facts and arguments or run away like a little bitch. You can’t hurt me with insults. Trust me. I’m better at it than you.


Oh, BTW…
(http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=38061.0;attach=5895;image)
Faust? Suck my giant hairy ball. Not the small smooth one. Or the other one. Just the GIANT hairy one. And choke on it. Seriously. I am rubbing one out right now as I think about dunking that ball over and over between your plump lips. My testicle is going to go so deep down your throat, it will roll through your colon like Sherman’s March to the sea…

…and its only a matter of time before Atlanta burns.


Praise Kek,
-TEG
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: TheEldritchGod on February 24, 2017, 04:49:32 pm
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However, I am seeing a rise in “Madness due to non-conformity”. A rise in people who are deemed “mad” because they simply do not accept the ever narrowing definition of what society deems as “acceptable”.

This kind of intellectual wankery make sit hard to take you seriously. You sound like you're trapped in the 19th Century and re-creating psychology from scratch. It's not clever, it just sounds like it's supposed to be.

"Madness due to non-conformity" is just about the stupidest thing I have read in a while, and Ron Paul's alt won't STFU, so that's saying something.

Not an argument.

LMNO, I think you're pissing into the wind here. It's your pair of pants, I'm just trying to save you some washing.

Not an argument

Yeah, pretty much, by people who are either too stupid or too hung  up on occultism to realize that the spread of information is a well-studied field and that the word "meme" was coined by Richard Dawkins in 1976 as an analog of the "gene" concept of spreadable unit of information. There are a lot of books on the topic, but it's my guess that next to none of the pinheaded adolescents squeaking about memes have ever cracked one.

Not an argument.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Junkenstein on February 24, 2017, 04:52:51 pm
TL;DR.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Salty on February 24, 2017, 04:52:59 pm
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I’m white. I don’t care about being white. I don’t care if you are black. I DON’T CARE. I am apathetic, and so is every follower of Kek. And if you aren’t. Well, we try to convince you to stop being racist. We don’t cast out the racists, we try to save them. We save them with a torrent of profanity that would make a two dollar whore blush, but we try. Didn’t say it was that effective.

"I don't see race" is definitely a racist argument.


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seriously?

You actually believe even one iota… one shred… one planck distance squared patch of my self-esteem is dependent on the opinion of a bunch of washed out nobodies? You think that YOU can make me cry?

Yes you can. I laughed so hard reading your hate filled, knee jerked, gray face, stuck in the mud, feminist, cucked responses. I have actually thought of a name for the video I’m gonna make about this for my channel.

Oh, honey, I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to Ron Paul. Try to keep up.

Also, yes, I am a feminist. I am glad you laughed so hard and weren't at all super butt-hurt. That's why you didn't realize I wasn't even talking to you.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Salty on February 24, 2017, 04:55:26 pm
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However, I am seeing a rise in “Madness due to non-conformity”. A rise in people who are deemed “mad” because they simply do not accept the ever narrowing definition of what society deems as “acceptable”.

This kind of intellectual wankery make sit hard to take you seriously. You sound like you're trapped in the 19th Century and re-creating psychology from scratch. It's not clever, it just sounds like it's supposed to be.

"Madness due to non-conformity" is just about the stupidest thing I have read in a while, and Ron Paul's alt won't STFU, so that's saying something.

Not an argument.

LMNO, I think you're pissing into the wind here. It's your pair of pants, I'm just trying to save you some washing.

Not an argument

Yeah, pretty much, by people who are either too stupid or too hung  up on occultism to realize that the spread of information is a well-studied field and that the word "meme" was coined by Richard Dawkins in 1976 as an analog of the "gene" concept of spreadable unit of information. There are a lot of books on the topic, but it's my guess that next to none of the pinheaded adolescents squeaking about memes have ever cracked one.

Not an argument.

That's because your post was below the dignity of criticism argument.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Salty on February 24, 2017, 04:58:01 pm
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This forum, has been tamed.

 :rbtg:
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Salty on February 24, 2017, 04:59:39 pm
I, for one, am glad to disappoint and disgust a wet sandwich such as yourself.

If I didn't, I'd feel like I really was DOIN IT WRONG.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Junkenstein on February 24, 2017, 05:00:02 pm
Calling it early.

Fuck you, Fuck off.

Ask me how I knew this was the correct response from the start. Go on.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on February 24, 2017, 05:16:46 pm
TL;DR.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Faust on February 24, 2017, 05:24:20 pm

Faust? Suck my giant hairy ball. Not the small smooth one. Or the other one. Just the GIANT hairy one. And choke on it. Seriously. I am rubbing one out right now as I think about dunking that ball over and over between your plump lips. My testicle is going to go so deep down your throat, it will roll through your colon like Sherman’s March to the sea…

(http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/862/065/0e9.jpg)

You mad bra
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Faust on February 24, 2017, 05:25:21 pm
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This forum, has been tamed.

 :rbtg:
He's not entirely wrong, although its more a case that we are dormant.

That's not dead which can eternal lie.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: LMNO on February 24, 2017, 05:29:29 pm
LMNO, I think you're pissing into the wind here. It's your pair of pants, I'm just trying to save you some washing.

Part was much like his own post was supposedly, a way to clarify my own thoughts.

The other part was in hopes of getting the UMAD response post at the top of this page.  Looks like it worked.  Hail Eris!
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: LMNO on February 24, 2017, 05:32:10 pm
You know, for someone who purportedly deals in mockery as his stock in trade, TEG isn't handling it very well.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Faust on February 24, 2017, 05:33:54 pm
The Feminist outrage is the strangest one. I know we have discussed it in the past a lot but its not like its a burning issue.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Vanadium Gryllz on February 24, 2017, 05:38:43 pm
WTF is discipline discordia?
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Junkenstein on February 24, 2017, 05:39:50 pm
LMNO, I think you're pissing into the wind here. It's your pair of pants, I'm just trying to save you some washing.

Part was much like his own post was supposedly, a way to clarify my own thoughts.

The other part was in hopes of getting the UMAD response post at the top of this page.  Looks like it worked.  Hail Eris!

Fair enough then. Quite telling that the fool hasn't responded to the only post that actually bothers to engage with it.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Vanadium Gryllz on February 24, 2017, 05:42:57 pm
Calling it early.

Fuck you, Fuck off.

Ask me how I knew this was the correct response from the start. Go on.

How?
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 24, 2017, 05:46:34 pm
Damn, just look at that tl;dr tantrum.  :lol:
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 24, 2017, 05:51:11 pm
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However, I am seeing a rise in “Madness due to non-conformity”. A rise in people who are deemed “mad” because they simply do not accept the ever narrowing definition of what society deems as “acceptable”.

This kind of intellectual wankery make sit hard to take you seriously. You sound like you're trapped in the 19th Century and re-creating psychology from scratch. It's not clever, it just sounds like it's supposed to be.

"Madness due to non-conformity" is just about the stupidest thing I have read in a while, and Ron Paul's alt won't STFU, so that's saying something.

Nailed it. These lazy little tittyfucks are the kind who think that just spouting rAnDoM ideas and thinking real hard about stuff can take the place of discipline, research, and work.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Freeky on February 24, 2017, 05:51:52 pm
I like how he mentioned that the response he got here was the same as he got other places, and he's still under the assumption that he's right.  :lol:
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Roly Poly Oly-Garch on February 24, 2017, 05:52:49 pm
I mean, there are people out there who suffer from genuine mental illness, being a malcontent, the word you were desperately grasping for, is not the same as being crazy.

So you're saying that when I start to suffocate because my hands are dry that's NOT just an expression of dissatisfaction with current socio-political norms?

Psh...YOU sound like the mad one, now.

ONE STEP BEYOOOOOOND
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: LMNO on February 24, 2017, 05:54:37 pm
I like how he mentioned that the response he got here was the same as he got other places, and he's still under the assumption that he's right.  :lol:
Good observation!
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 24, 2017, 05:55:32 pm
And then invariably, they try to defend their laziness and ignorance as being "nonconformist" or "counterculture", while doing a childish let's-play-pretend that anybody who actually puts the heavy time and effort into understanding the nitty-gritty mechanics of psychology, politics, communication, and science are establimentarian shills, which is when they start throwing out the accusations "grayface!" and "scientism!"

Nasty little wanna-be fascist bootlickers.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Junkenstein on February 24, 2017, 05:56:01 pm
Calling it early.

Fuck you, Fuck off.

Ask me how I knew this was the correct response from the start. Go on.

How?

I'm glad you asked.

There are certain words, when used with a straight face, that identify the speaker almost always as an irredeemable shit. These include, but are not limited to:

Cuck
Kek
Incel
Red pill
Feminazi
Libtard / conservatard and similar variations
Remoaner / brexidiot and similar variations

Such words indicate a mindset that is highly, often violently averse to new information or being able to empathise with an alternative viewpoint from the speaker. They have all the information they require and additional facts rarely sway them. So they result to crappy vague insults and sit back feeling very clever and superior.

This probably deserves a longer more detailed explanation that isn't going to get buried under pages of drivel.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on February 24, 2017, 05:57:12 pm
ITT autism, butthurt, misanthropy, daddy issues, and Chinese research chemicals combine to form TheEldrichGod like Captain Planet, who comes to tell the world what's Grey and how Discordia needs fixing.

Did it ever occur to you that perhaps it's not a matter of US being stuck in this thread with YOU, but of YOU being stuck in your own head with YOURSELF and your clearly misguided understanding of Kuk and the rest of the Ogdoad? You DO know what the Ogdoad is dontcha? I feel sorry for you and the other folks fooled into believing that you have any ally in "The Darkness". The Darkness just IS. You tools are being manipulated into self destruction with a shadow puppet show of your own devising.

OH WAIT... YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING, CLEARLY GREYSPAG.

MY BAD.

Keep On Kukin' Shit Up
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Freeky on February 24, 2017, 05:59:08 pm
I like how he mentioned that the response he got here was the same as he got other places, and he's still under the assumption that he's right.  :lol:
Good observation!
:thanks:

And then invariably, they try to defend their laziness and ignorance as being "nonconformist" or "counterculture", while doing a childish let's-play-pretend that anybody who actually puts the heavy time and effort into understanding the nitty-gritty mechanics of psychology, politics, communication, and science are establimentarian shills, which is when they start throwing out the accusations "grayface!" and "scientism!"

Nasty little wanna-be fascist bootlickers.

Right? It's almost like they don't trust anyone who has more knowledge than they do, and any expectation to learn more is seen as an attack.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Roly Poly Oly-Garch on February 24, 2017, 06:01:40 pm
I don’t do PM debates. My discussions are out in the open. You wanna dance? Let’s dance.

YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF GRAYFACES.

 :gheyforum:

Praise Kek,
-TEG

Methinks he doth protest too much. Like way too much. Like 20 paragraphs TOO FUCKING MUCH.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 24, 2017, 06:04:47 pm
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This forum, has been tamed.

 :rbtg:
He's not entirely wrong, although its more a case that we are dormant.

That's not dead which can eternal lie.

In terms of group projects being completed, maybe, but individually it seems like people have been pretty active doing their own shit, and there are a number of group projects that are still in the incubation stage. So, I can't agree that the board is dormant.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 24, 2017, 06:05:23 pm
I don’t do PM debates. My discussions are out in the open. You wanna dance? Let’s dance.

YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF GRAYFACES.

 :gheyforum:

Praise Kek,
-TEG

Methinks he doth protest too much. Like way too much. Like 20 paragraphs TOO FUCKING MUCH.

He cares 20 paragraphs hard.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Roly Poly Oly-Garch on February 24, 2017, 06:06:44 pm
I like how he mentioned that the response he got here was the same as he got other places, and he's still under the assumption that he's right.  :lol:

7 Billion Sheeple Can't Be Right --  :fap: :uday: :retard: :FFF:
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Roly Poly Oly-Garch on February 24, 2017, 06:08:47 pm
I don’t do PM debates. My discussions are out in the open. You wanna dance? Let’s dance.

YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF GRAYFACES.

 :gheyforum:

Praise Kek,
-TEG

Methinks he doth protest too much. Like way too much. Like 20 paragraphs TOO FUCKING MUCH.

He cares 20 paragraphs hard.
You mean he gives no fucks. He gives twenty paragraphs worth of zero fucks. He gives more less fucks than anyone has ever not given lots of zero fucks ever. HE LITERALLY DOES NOT SEE FUCKS (for 20 paragraphs)
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 24, 2017, 06:16:01 pm
I don’t do PM debates. My discussions are out in the open. You wanna dance? Let’s dance.

YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF GRAYFACES.

 :gheyforum:

Praise Kek,
-TEG

Methinks he doth protest too much. Like way too much. Like 20 paragraphs TOO FUCKING MUCH.

He cares 20 paragraphs hard.
You mean he gives no fucks. He gives twenty paragraphs worth of zero fucks. He gives more less fucks than anyone has ever not given lots of zero fucks ever. HE LITERALLY DOES NOT SEE FUCKS (for 20 paragraphs)

He doesn't care harder than anyone in the history of the internet didn't care, and he'll PROVE IT by spending 40 minutes furiously typing up his lack of fucks given, so that we can understand how few fucks he gives. Then he'll come back and carefully respond to everyone's posts in order to drive home his complete apathy, and also to remind us that if we acknowledge that society treats us differently due to being, say, black or hispanic, that means that WE ARE THE REAL RACISTS. Not him; he doesn't see color, and as a white person he doesn't even care about being white or any of it. It doesn't affect him, after all, which means it doesn't affect anyone at all.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Roly Poly Oly-Garch on February 24, 2017, 06:25:59 pm
I don’t do PM debates. My discussions are out in the open. You wanna dance? Let’s dance.

YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF GRAYFACES.

 :gheyforum:

Praise Kek,
-TEG

Methinks he doth protest too much. Like way too much. Like 20 paragraphs TOO FUCKING MUCH.

He cares 20 paragraphs hard.
You mean he gives no fucks. He gives twenty paragraphs worth of zero fucks. He gives more less fucks than anyone has ever not given lots of zero fucks ever. HE LITERALLY DOES NOT SEE FUCKS (for 20 paragraphs)

He doesn't care harder than anyone in the history of the internet didn't care, and he'll PROVE IT by spending 40 minutes furiously typing up his lack of fucks given, so that we can understand how few fucks he gives. Then he'll come back and carefully respond to everyone's posts in order to drive home his complete apathy, and also to remind us that if we acknowledge that society treats us differently due to being, say, black or hispanic, that means that WE ARE THE REAL RACISTS. Not him; he doesn't see color, and as a white person he doesn't even care about being white or any of it. It doesn't affect him, after all, which means it doesn't affect anyone at all.

Wait...does that make us the Really Real Racists (For Realness)? I've always wanted to be on this side of the fence. Color me KekVerted!

Also, serious question, does being 1/3 of a spit-roasting make you a cuck? Asking for a couple of friends.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: TheEldritchGod on February 24, 2017, 06:26:24 pm
Been giving your post a lot of thought, LMNO…

And frankly, I’m torn. On the one hand, I want to tear your response apart. On the other hand, I make it a policy to ignore fascists and bullies.

And you are definitely a bully. Remember Hitler’s brown shirts? The one who used violence to silence opinions they didn’t like?

If you say it out loud, it's shorthand for "please punch me in the face".

On the other hand, I know this forum, or at least I used to. The cool people don’t come here. The people who come here are people who… live in the margins. people who are more likely to be on the receiving end of a bully, then being one themselves. Which makes it all the more ironic. I’m betting you know what it’s like to be the victim, but you are willing to judge me because of, not the box YOU put me in, but the box someone ELSE puts me in. A box you accept without a moments hesitation.

Nothing shows brighter than the hatred and fear of a victim who tries to make themselves feel better by being the bully. I should know. Got the crap beat out of me for 10 years, wound up a bill collector so I could enjoy ruining people’s lives.

Trust me. I’m a hundred times the monster you imagine you are.

And if you were never bullied, I know there are people on this board who have been. And they
can see me calling you out. Nobody knows a bully better than a former bully.

You are a Bully.

So I will respond to your post.But first…

I want you to type the following into a post with nothing else in it. I don’t want a copy paste. I want you to type it without altering one single character. No quotes. No nothing. Don’t add or remove anything. Type it all by itself into a reply. Do that, and I’ll respond to you.

Or don’t.

And forever be known as the steaming sack of Steve Shives that you are.

——

I’m sorry that I threatened Bob with violence. I was not thinking when I typed and it was wrong of me. I hope that everyone can forgive me for my misconduct.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Salty on February 24, 2017, 06:29:28 pm
FELIX, IS THAT YUO?
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Junkenstein on February 24, 2017, 06:31:13 pm
TL;DR.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Faust on February 24, 2017, 06:33:28 pm
I'm sorry that "Bob" has taken your slack. And his lawyers have informed us that the violence was both concentual, and highly arousing.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Salty on February 24, 2017, 06:34:48 pm
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Trust me. I’m a hundred times the monster you imagine you are.

If I had to guess, this means, "I am the pigfucker that's been spreading posts to people's employers and family".

Could definitely be wrong about that, but my gut says so.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Roly Poly Oly-Garch on February 24, 2017, 06:40:20 pm
And you are definitely a bully. Remember Hitler’s brown shirts? The one who used violence to silence opinions they didn’t like?

Oh FFS! Please do swallow this false equivalency sideways and choke on it, jackhole.

Hitler's brown shirts didn't use violence to silence opinions they didn't like. They used violence to silence opinions that would have presented an obstacle to a bloody global conflict leading to millions of deaths by gas, bomb, bullet, starvation, disease, trauma, retribution, and shame.

Some violence > other violence. This is true both morally and effectively. It's just responsible planning to try to make sure that the most moral violence is also the most effective violence.

...or kill me!

Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Roly Poly Oly-Garch on February 24, 2017, 06:44:56 pm
Quote
Trust me. I’m a hundred times the monster you imagine you are.

If I had to guess, this means, "I am the pigfucker that's been spreading posts to people's employers and family".

Could definitely be wrong about that, but my gut says so.

I get more of the "I may come off as a weenie, but in my inner fantasy life I'm an unhinged sociopath wearing a veil of meekness so as not to arouse the sheeple" vibe.

It's the nerd version of chrome nuts hanging off the back of a truck.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Freeky on February 24, 2017, 07:59:51 pm
Did they just call LMNO a bully and a fascist because he was referencing Mike Pence getting punched in a facetious post?
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Roly Poly Oly-Garch on February 24, 2017, 08:16:10 pm
Did they just call LMNO a bully and a fascist because he was referencing Mike Pence getting punched in a facetious post?

Yep. Can't tell if actually banal or just running the banal troll of pretending to be banal.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on February 24, 2017, 08:27:11 pm
lol I am now pro-censorship.

Fucking beautiful.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Faust on February 24, 2017, 08:29:25 pm
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Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on February 24, 2017, 08:36:37 pm
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 :batman:
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: LMNO on February 24, 2017, 08:48:02 pm
Been giving your post a lot of thought, LMNO…

And frankly, I’m torn. On the one hand, I want to tear your response apart. On the other hand, I make it a policy to ignore fascists and bullies.

And you are definitely a bully. Remember Hitler’s brown shirts? The one who used violence to silence opinions they didn’t like?

If you say it out loud, it's shorthand for "please punch me in the face".

On the other hand, I know this forum, or at least I used to. The cool people don’t come here. The people who come here are people who… live in the margins. people who are more likely to be on the receiving end of a bully, then being one themselves. Which makes it all the more ironic. I’m betting you know what it’s like to be the victim, but you are willing to judge me because of, not the box YOU put me in, but the box someone ELSE puts me in. A box you accept without a moments hesitation.

Nothing shows brighter than the hatred and fear of a victim who tries to make themselves feel better by being the bully. I should know. Got the crap beat out of me for 10 years, wound up a bill collector so I could enjoy ruining people’s lives.

Trust me. I’m a hundred times the monster you imagine you are.

And if you were never bullied, I know there are people on this board who have been. And they
can see me calling you out. Nobody knows a bully better than a former bully.

You are a Bully.

So I will respond to your post.But first…

I want you to type the following into a post with nothing else in it. I don’t want a copy paste. I want you to type it without altering one single character. No quotes. No nothing. Don’t add or remove anything. Type it all by itself into a reply. Do that, and I’ll respond to you.

Or don’t.

And forever be known as the steaming sack of Steve Shives that you are.

——

I’m sorry that I threatened Bob with violence. I was not thinking when I typed and it was wrong of me. I hope that everyone can forgive me for my misconduct.

 :youmad:
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Junkenstein on February 24, 2017, 10:10:22 pm
Bully!

In the 1890s sense.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Junkenstein on February 24, 2017, 10:12:31 pm
lol I am now pro-censorship.

Fucking beautiful.

But he respected us and knew us all so well...
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Cain on February 24, 2017, 11:16:55 pm
This thread is top kek.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Roly Poly Oly-Garch on February 24, 2017, 11:46:54 pm
Nothing but a bunch of Normies in this thread!

(http://wheresrooster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/1-norm-cheers.jpg)
(http://cdn.thedailybeast.com/content/dailybeast/articles/2015/10/03/was-norman-mailer-an-overrated-bully/jcr:content/image.img.2000.jpg/1443840008984.cached.jpg)
(http://s3-eu-west-1.amazonaws.com/lookandlearn-preview/A/A003/A003377.jpg)
(http://www.normanreedus.it/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/05.jpg)
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-zX2o_0gum-Y/Tahclm9M9NI/AAAAAAAADEU/mY7qUmFs3H4/s1600/norman-rockwell.jpg)
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Cain on February 24, 2017, 11:53:15 pm
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Junkenstein on February 24, 2017, 11:57:01 pm
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 :lulz: :lulz: :horrormirth:

Probably more accurate than not. Lets see if you get a blithering screed to confirm it.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Faust on February 24, 2017, 11:59:10 pm
The year is 2017, the ascent of man has peaked and we have begun the slow decent with the sound of millions of dragging of knuckles. Memes are now a fleshed language, a currency, reflecting the distillation of ideas to the simplest form, easiest to understand and quick to forget, disposable cultural grease in the form of the lowest common denominator.
The masses have elected their King and he perfectly represents what wilful ignorance in motion can achieve.

Pepe watches the Maga Kahn, lie and flip flop, thrashing in confusion. Watches race attacks, watches Americans driven into exile, separated from their family because of a line of text on their birth certificate. His expression contains multitudes, and gives away nothing.
They are racists and they have imprisoned him to be their god, they have named him Kek.

But now its 2006, and his name is Pepe, and those things are still to come, and for now it feels good man.

(http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=38061.0;attach=5899;image)
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 25, 2017, 12:02:31 am
Quote
Trust me. I’m a hundred times the monster you imagine you are.

If I had to guess, this means, "I am the pigfucker that's been spreading posts to people's employers and family".

Could definitely be wrong about that, but my gut says so.

So in other words, he's a bully?

It would certainly explain his urge to pre-emptively accuse one of the nicest people on the board of being one.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Faust on February 25, 2017, 12:04:25 am
I don't think he is, one of those two instances is only visible to people with more posts then he currently has.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 25, 2017, 12:06:07 am
This thread is  :lulz: :argh!: :kingmeh: :horrormirth: :? :aaa: :fnord: :evilmad: :wink: :fap: :winner: :umad:

But most of all, it's

(http://thumbs2.ebaystatic.com/d/l225/m/mFM_uA5_5vKwmJ7WVs4mkJA.jpg)
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 25, 2017, 12:15:30 am
I don't think he is, one of those two instances is only visible to people with more posts then he currently has.

At least, more posts than the account he's currently posting from has.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Roly Poly Oly-Garch on February 25, 2017, 12:18:04 am
I don't think he is, one of those two instances is only visible to people with more posts then he currently has.

At least, more posts than the account he's currently posting from has.

There's that.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Sung Low on February 25, 2017, 02:03:01 am
Kek's like one of those cliched gang huts with the sign outside saying 'No Girls Allowed' except that the sign now reads 'Waah, No Normies'. 

The definition of 'Normie' being anyone who isn't a depressed, repressed, emotionally stunted and supposedly marginalised young male.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 25, 2017, 02:41:44 am
Been giving your post a lot of thought, LMNO…

And frankly, I’m torn. On the one hand, I want to tear your response apart. On the other hand, I make it a policy to ignore fascists and bullies.

And you are definitely a bully. Remember Hitler’s brown shirts? The one who used violence to silence opinions they didn’t like?

If you say it out loud, it's shorthand for "please punch me in the face".

On the other hand, I know this forum, or at least I used to. The cool people don’t come here. The people who come here are people who… live in the margins. people who are more likely to be on the receiving end of a bully, then being one themselves. Which makes it all the more ironic. I’m betting you know what it’s like to be the victim, but you are willing to judge me because of, not the box YOU put me in, but the box someone ELSE puts me in. A box you accept without a moments hesitation.

Nothing shows brighter than the hatred and fear of a victim who tries to make themselves feel better by being the bully. I should know. Got the crap beat out of me for 10 years, wound up a bill collector so I could enjoy ruining people’s lives.

Trust me. I’m a hundred times the monster you imagine you are.

And if you were never bullied, I know there are people on this board who have been. And they
can see me calling you out. Nobody knows a bully better than a former bully.

You are a Bully.

So I will respond to your post.But first…

I want you to type the following into a post with nothing else in it. I don’t want a copy paste. I want you to type it without altering one single character. No quotes. No nothing. Don’t add or remove anything. Type it all by itself into a reply. Do that, and I’ll respond to you.

Or don’t.

And forever be known as the steaming sack of Steve Shives that you are.

——

I’m sorry that I threatened Bob with violence. I was not thinking when I typed and it was wrong of me. I hope that everyone can forgive me for my misconduct.

Edit:

That's fucking AKK, guys.  Finally did an IP lookup on him.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 25, 2017, 02:45:09 am
He's banned.  So this account is also gonna be banned.  Anyone want to fuck with him before I give him the bum's rush?

Edit:  Nevermind, he's gone.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Cain on February 25, 2017, 03:24:36 am
AKeKeK?
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 25, 2017, 03:27:48 am
AKeKeK?

 :lulz:

Yep.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on February 25, 2017, 04:58:34 am
So
..

What's with the "return of the spag" act? I'm starting to get the impression that folks are trying to somehow leverage this place out. In his rant he said something about "burning Atlanta". I'm reasonably sure that's some sort of Civil War reference..

Is it possible that these chucklefuck Kekcucks are convinced that they're involved in some sort of existential conflict? I found it very strange that ECH got "doxxed" right after TGRR. Lots of fools might be stupid and butthurt enough to be gunning for the Rev, but ECH to my knowledge did NOTHING to provoke such a thing, and both attacks would require fairly intimate knowledge of the target.

If this was in fact connected it would seem that the "Kekites" are looking to take down "the leadership" of PD. But why?? What the fuck is there to gain?
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 25, 2017, 05:52:41 am
So
..

What's with the "return of the spag" act? I'm starting to get the impression that folks are trying to somehow leverage this place out. In his rant he said something about "burning Atlanta". I'm reasonably sure that's some sort of Civil War reference..

Is it possible that these chucklefuck Kekcucks are convinced that they're involved in some sort of existential conflict? I found it very strange that ECH got "doxxed" right after TGRR. Lots of fools might be stupid and butthurt enough to be gunning for the Rev, but ECH to my knowledge did NOTHING to provoke such a thing, and both attacks would require fairly intimate knowledge of the target.

If this was in fact connected it would seem that the "Kekites" are looking to take down "the leadership" of PD. But why?? What the fuck is there to gain?

"The leadership" are divided or absent.  There are loads of wannabe gurus that have always wanted to have what they perceive to be "the" voice in Discordianism.

I mean, he called LMNO a bully, for fuck's sake.   :lulz:

Basically, it's one more part of the counterculture that the alt-right would love to claim as it's own.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on February 25, 2017, 06:14:29 am
So
..

What's with the "return of the spag" act? I'm starting to get the impression that folks are trying to somehow leverage this place out. In his rant he said something about "burning Atlanta". I'm reasonably sure that's some sort of Civil War reference..

Is it possible that these chucklefuck Kekcucks are convinced that they're involved in some sort of existential conflict? I found it very strange that ECH got "doxxed" right after TGRR. Lots of fools might be stupid and butthurt enough to be gunning for the Rev, but ECH to my knowledge did NOTHING to provoke such a thing, and both attacks would require fairly intimate knowledge of the target.

If this was in fact connected it would seem that the "Kekites" are looking to take down "the leadership" of PD. But why?? What the fuck is there to gain?

"The leadership" are divided or absent.  There are loads of wannabe gurus that have always wanted to have what they perceive to be "the" voice in Discordianism.

I mean, he called LMNO a bully, for fuck's sake.   :lulz:

Basically, it's one more part of the counterculture that the alt-right would love to claim as it's own.

Yeah man it's CRAZY. It's right up there with what I see coming out of some articles from the "right". They're saying it's the media and the violent extremists on the left that are an existential threat to Western civ even as they push for more totalitarian policy.

I was literally just looking over this article when I decided to check back here.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/what-no-zombies-at-conservative-confab-nras-lapierre-lists-threats-to-civilization-starting-with-the-media-202728570.html

I'm going to finish it in a minute here, but I get the gist. Straight outta Goebbels.

Thing is I don't see Discordia as either left or right, but WEIRD in nature and a representation of the nature of conflicting opposites. THEY would seem to have a problem with the "feminism" of it more than anything. "God is a Woman" is a very serious joke indeed because of how God is falsely seen as "He" in much of the Abrahamaic faiths underpinning our culture for so long. If there's a God then God is niether, but saying "God is a Woman" adds a necessary counterpoint.

... maybe I should just sum this up with a FUCK THEM THEN. Let them hide in their dank meme-cave and sulk with a stuffed frog they're mistaking for an ancient African primordial entity. I think it's time to be taking the Goddess more public. What the fuck is there to lose at this point?
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: LMNO on February 25, 2017, 06:46:43 am
Aww... you guys think I'm the NICE one.


That's sweet. Honestly. It's taken a lot of work.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Roly Poly Oly-Garch on February 25, 2017, 08:53:06 am
Who is AKK? I haven't been arms much the last few years.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 25, 2017, 03:18:08 pm
Aww... you guys think I'm the NICE one.


That's sweet. Honestly. It's taken a lot of work.

Never said that.  Nope.  Just that you're not a bully.

In all other respects, you are a horrible rat bastard that any sane civilization would condemn to a lifetime of the bastinado, for your own good.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 25, 2017, 03:18:17 pm
Who is AKK? I haven't been arms much the last few years.

Ambassador Klok Kaos, a self-described musical genius with some mild cognitive deficits.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 25, 2017, 03:20:39 pm
Aww... you guys think I'm the NICE one.


That's sweet. Honestly. It's taken a lot of work.

Before your cockles get too warm, keep in mind that the rest of us are pretty awful dicks.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Cain on February 25, 2017, 07:34:07 pm
Who is AKK? I haven't been arms much the last few years.

Ambassador Klok Kaos, a self-described musical genius with some mild cognitive deficits.

He's also known and noted for being outlandish.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 25, 2017, 07:52:59 pm
Was it AKK who lost/scrambled his password, then claimed we had banned him when we never did? Or was that a different special pal?  :lol:
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Cain on February 25, 2017, 07:53:33 pm
Yes, that was him.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 25, 2017, 07:56:07 pm
This really doesn't seem like his style, plus it's extra pathetic for a guy who has to be in his 40s by now. I doubt he'd still have the same IP, especially since I think last time I talked to him he was moving. Probably some other tool from the same area.

Still, it's no loss.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 25, 2017, 08:03:03 pm
Yes, that was him.


Wait.  AKK was banned for spamming, IIRC.

Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Cain on February 25, 2017, 08:04:23 pm
It was one of his previous incarnations, I am pretty sure.  Before the ban for spamming.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Meunster on February 25, 2017, 09:39:49 pm
I try to take steps away from being like them, but instead of taking a step away i kinda just step back and stop.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on March 02, 2017, 04:08:14 pm
If you say it out loud, it's shorthand for "please punch me in the face".

A spell of evocation really.

Which is the weakest spell school. Tisk Tisk.

I don't quite understand the fixation on the concept of memes. I've read people talking like spreading a meme is equivalent to casting a spell. Is it just dreams of relevance?

Yeah, pretty much, by people who are either too stupid or too hung  up on occultism to realize that the spread of information is a well-studied field and that the word "meme" was coined by Richard Dawkins in 1976 as an analog of the "gene" concept of spreadable unit of information. There are a lot of books on the topic, but it's my guess that next to none of the pinheaded adolescents squeaking about memes have ever cracked one.

What is interesting is looking at it from a biological perspective. If memes are cultural genes, and are generally considered viral in form, it's rather telling that the "Erisian meme" (whatever that is) is long lived but not widespread, but the "Kekian meme" (whatever that is) is recently emerged and widespread. A rather benign virus that spreads very slowly may not be medically impressive, but it has staying power. It doesn't kill the host. It may even benefit the host. Conversely, a plague is impressive and widespread, but burns itself out. It kills its hosts, and after a certain point potential hosts are too spread out for the plague to continue. This is even without the fact that the survivors may be naturally immune, and now immunity is the dominant phenotype in the population due to natural selection.

At least, that's what I thought about before I got bored reading the rest of his post.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 02, 2017, 04:25:55 pm
If you say it out loud, it's shorthand for "please punch me in the face".

A spell of evocation really.

Which is the weakest spell school. Tisk Tisk.

I don't quite understand the fixation on the concept of memes. I've read people talking like spreading a meme is equivalent to casting a spell. Is it just dreams of relevance?

Yeah, pretty much, by people who are either too stupid or too hung  up on occultism to realize that the spread of information is a well-studied field and that the word "meme" was coined by Richard Dawkins in 1976 as an analog of the "gene" concept of spreadable unit of information. There are a lot of books on the topic, but it's my guess that next to none of the pinheaded adolescents squeaking about memes have ever cracked one.

What is interesting is looking at it from a biological perspective. If memes are cultural genes, and are generally considered viral in form, it's rather telling that the "Erisian meme" (whatever that is) is long lived but not widespread, but the "Kekian meme" (whatever that is) is recently emerged and widespread. A rather benign virus that spreads very slowly may not be medically impressive, but it has staying power. It doesn't kill the host. It may even benefit the host. Conversely, a plague is impressive and widespread, but burns itself out. It kills its hosts, and after a certain point potential hosts are too spread out for the plague to continue. This is even without the fact that the survivors may be naturally immune, and now immunity is the dominant phenotype in the population due to natural selection.

At least, that's what I thought about before I got bored reading the rest of his post.

I suppose that if we follow this analogy, a rapid-moving virus that burns out quickly, like Ebola, would be a fad or a cult, while a slow-spreading, long-lasting virus like herpes would be a renaissance or a shift in social mores, like same-sex marriage or universal health care.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on March 02, 2017, 04:38:27 pm
If you say it out loud, it's shorthand for "please punch me in the face".

A spell of evocation really.

Which is the weakest spell school. Tisk Tisk.

I don't quite understand the fixation on the concept of memes. I've read people talking like spreading a meme is equivalent to casting a spell. Is it just dreams of relevance?

Yeah, pretty much, by people who are either too stupid or too hung  up on occultism to realize that the spread of information is a well-studied field and that the word "meme" was coined by Richard Dawkins in 1976 as an analog of the "gene" concept of spreadable unit of information. There are a lot of books on the topic, but it's my guess that next to none of the pinheaded adolescents squeaking about memes have ever cracked one.

What is interesting is looking at it from a biological perspective. If memes are cultural genes, and are generally considered viral in form, it's rather telling that the "Erisian meme" (whatever that is) is long lived but not widespread, but the "Kekian meme" (whatever that is) is recently emerged and widespread. A rather benign virus that spreads very slowly may not be medically impressive, but it has staying power. It doesn't kill the host. It may even benefit the host. Conversely, a plague is impressive and widespread, but burns itself out. It kills its hosts, and after a certain point potential hosts are too spread out for the plague to continue. This is even without the fact that the survivors may be naturally immune, and now immunity is the dominant phenotype in the population due to natural selection.

At least, that's what I thought about before I got bored reading the rest of his post.

I suppose that if we follow this analogy, a rapid-moving virus that burns out quickly, like Ebola, would be a fad or a cult, while a slow-spreading, long-lasting virus like herpes would be a renaissance or a shift in social mores, like same-sex marriage or universal health care.

Sounds about right. Eventually it becomes an ERV and can contribute to the host's evolution.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: LMNO on March 02, 2017, 04:47:58 pm
Holy crap, we got some decent content out of this thread.

I blame the Erisian Meme.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on March 02, 2017, 05:05:16 pm
It's also promising. If Kekianism is inherently virulent, it will eventually burn itself out. The bad stuff is that it has to be destructive in order to do it, if left to its own devices. If it is to persist, it has to become benign. But then again, that's contrary to its nature.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Faust on March 02, 2017, 05:09:37 pm
As none of these truly die out, people just stop responding to them (old memes on the likes of 4chan like shoop da woop still get posted but no one cares)
Would you call that the meme becoming benign, or would you say that the social groups become immunised to them?
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on March 02, 2017, 05:13:21 pm
Hmmm. Interesting question. Probably immune. Benign would probably if it still had some ability to spread, and becomes fixed in the culture.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on March 02, 2017, 05:18:32 pm
I would agree with immune. You are exposed to the thing, but it does not invade your thoughts, you don't repost, you don't react. Benign would be if you see a meme and have a reaction and/or urge to share it, but it isn't negatively affecting you.

Oh! Caturday's a good example. Extremely virulent, benign meme that survived for a good long while, but eventually most people built up a level of immunity anyway.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 02, 2017, 06:33:50 pm
It's also promising. If Kekianism is inherently virulent, it will eventually burn itself out. The bad stuff is that it has to be destructive in order to do it, if left to its own devices. If it is to persist, it has to become benign. But then again, that's contrary to its nature.

My suspicion is that in ten years it will be more or less forgotten. 
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 02, 2017, 06:36:38 pm
Hmmm. Interesting question. Probably immune. Benign would probably if it still had some ability to spread, and becomes fixed in the culture.

Yes, I think this is accurate. In a sense, perhaps it could be said to have lost virulence as a consequence of host immunity, like an old virus that is still around but can no longer propagate by infecting new hosts; rather, it continues to occasionally cause outbreaks among earlier hosts who have become latent carriers.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 02, 2017, 06:43:02 pm
I would agree with immune. You are exposed to the thing, but it does not invade your thoughts, you don't repost, you don't react. Benign would be if you see a meme and have a reaction and/or urge to share it, but it isn't negatively affecting you.

Oh! Caturday's a good example. Extremely virulent, benign meme that survived for a good long while, but eventually most people built up a level of immunity anyway.

Caturday is still thriving in cat groups, which are a whole huge, thriving subculture unto themselves.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on March 02, 2017, 06:46:54 pm
Hmmm. Interesting question. Probably immune. Benign would probably if it still had some ability to spread, and becomes fixed in the culture.

Yes, I think this is accurate. In a sense, perhaps it could be said to have lost virulence as a consequence of host immunity, like an old virus that is still around but can no longer propagate by infecting new hosts; rather, it continues to occasionally cause outbreaks among earlier hosts who have become latent carriers.

This reminds me of the badgers meme. People who were on the internet around the year 2000 remember it occasionally and it still functions as a nostalgic joke, but no one else gets it.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 02, 2017, 06:52:09 pm
Hmmm. Interesting question. Probably immune. Benign would probably if it still had some ability to spread, and becomes fixed in the culture.

Yes, I think this is accurate. In a sense, perhaps it could be said to have lost virulence as a consequence of host immunity, like an old virus that is still around but can no longer propagate by infecting new hosts; rather, it continues to occasionally cause outbreaks among earlier hosts who have become latent carriers.

This reminds me of the badgers meme. People who were on the internet around the year 2000 remember it occasionally and it still functions as a nostalgic joke, but no one else gets it.

Or Naughty Hedgehogs, or We Like The Moon.

It's like the kids' shows that only have relevance and meaning for children born in a certain ten-year span, or in a certain region. I remember Ramblin' Rod and Bumpity, and if I run into someone else who was a child in Portland in the 1970's they will remember Ramblin' Rod and Bumpity, but outside of that region or timeframe it has no relevance.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on March 02, 2017, 07:01:45 pm
Hmmm. Interesting question. Probably immune. Benign would probably if it still had some ability to spread, and becomes fixed in the culture.

Yes, I think this is accurate. In a sense, perhaps it could be said to have lost virulence as a consequence of host immunity, like an old virus that is still around but can no longer propagate by infecting new hosts; rather, it continues to occasionally cause outbreaks among earlier hosts who have become latent carriers.

This reminds me of the badgers meme. People who were on the internet around the year 2000 remember it occasionally and it still functions as a nostalgic joke, but no one else gets it.

Or Naughty Hedgehogs, or We Like The Moon.

It's like the kids' shows that only have relevance and meaning for children born in a certain ten-year span, or in a certain region. I remember Ramblin' Rod and Bumpity, and if I run into someone else who was a child in Portland in the 1970's they will remember Ramblin' Rod and Bumpity, but outside of that region or timeframe it has no relevance.

And then on the other end of that you get shit like Star Trek which runs for 3 seasons but becomes and remains a cornerstone of pop-culture for 50 years and ends up inspiring real life technology like automatic doors, cell phones and touchscreens.

Incidentally, I find it interesting that TEG/AKK would refer to it as "the Erisian meme." It's like saying "the Human gene." Which gene? There's 19,000 of them. It would be more appropriate to call it the Erisian memome (cause why not, we have Momes anyway)
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 02, 2017, 07:40:45 pm
Hmmm. Interesting question. Probably immune. Benign would probably if it still had some ability to spread, and becomes fixed in the culture.

Yes, I think this is accurate. In a sense, perhaps it could be said to have lost virulence as a consequence of host immunity, like an old virus that is still around but can no longer propagate by infecting new hosts; rather, it continues to occasionally cause outbreaks among earlier hosts who have become latent carriers.

This reminds me of the badgers meme. People who were on the internet around the year 2000 remember it occasionally and it still functions as a nostalgic joke, but no one else gets it.

Or Naughty Hedgehogs, or We Like The Moon.

It's like the kids' shows that only have relevance and meaning for children born in a certain ten-year span, or in a certain region. I remember Ramblin' Rod and Bumpity, and if I run into someone else who was a child in Portland in the 1970's they will remember Ramblin' Rod and Bumpity, but outside of that region or timeframe it has no relevance.

And then on the other end of that you get shit like Star Trek which runs for 3 seasons but becomes and remains a cornerstone of pop-culture for 50 years and ends up inspiring real life technology like automatic doors, cell phones and touchscreens.

Incidentally, I find it interesting that TEG/AKK would refer to it as "the Erisian meme." It's like saying "the Human gene." Which gene? There's 19,000 of them. It would be more appropriate to call it the Erisian memome (cause why not, we have Momes anyway)

Memome! OMG. I think you just maeked a new word.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 02, 2017, 07:42:09 pm
Dammit. https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/memome

I was hoping you were first.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on March 02, 2017, 07:46:26 pm
Dammit. https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/memome

I was hoping you were first.

Ah damn. Oh well, at least the word exists
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on March 02, 2017, 09:08:39 pm
Memeplex is probably the right word for what we were going for anyway, although Discordia is a pretty unstable one.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on March 02, 2017, 09:20:20 pm
I'd say that it has the propensity for fast evolution, with a fair amount of Horizontal Meme TransferTM that leads to the creation of new strains. Then again, I have't really paid much attention to Discordia generally of late. It was interesting to see Disco emerge, but it's easy to get annoyed by it, so I was happy to eventually distance myself from that. Interestingly I can see some commonality with Disco and the alt-right, but I suspect a part of that is that they have a common ancestry/opportunity for HMTTM
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 03, 2017, 04:47:53 pm
Memeplex is probably the right word for what we were going for anyway, although Discordia is a pretty unstable one.

Metamemomics?
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 03, 2017, 07:27:54 pm
On that note, has anyone here seen my bike?
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 04, 2017, 01:17:48 am
On that note, has anyone here seen my bike?

Yeah, I think this asshole has it.

(http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/mp/WigjUtIUtgyx.jpg)
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2017, 02:15:20 am
On that note, has anyone here seen my bike?

Did you leave it outside?
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on March 04, 2017, 03:12:03 pm
Memeplex is probably the right word for what we were going for anyway, although Discordia is a pretty unstable one.

Metamemomics?

Now this is a fun word. Lots of lip closing on it.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Salty on March 04, 2017, 06:01:04 pm
On that note, has anyone here seen my bike?

(https://media.giphy.com/media/vc5L6VoTB6tnW/giphy.gif)?
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 04, 2017, 08:08:55 pm
On that note, has anyone here seen my bike?

Did you leave it outside?

I always do. :(
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Cain on March 05, 2017, 04:57:21 pm
Kek is a false-frog operation
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on March 05, 2017, 07:05:36 pm
Kek is a false-frog operation

 :baby:

ALL TOO TRUE!!
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 06, 2017, 12:40:44 am
Kek is a false-frog operation

 :lulz:
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Cramulus on March 06, 2017, 10:47:36 pm
Hi guys!

This thread cracked me up! Let me give you the play by play.

I have only passing familiarity with the Kek thing.. every time I start reading about it, Peter Carroll's head appears in a cloud and starts to remind me how the McDonalds symbol is a magical object, and that all models are equally valid from the right perspective, and I reflexively punch myself in the balls. I guess I must have hypnotized myself into doing this. This reflex has measurably improved my life. In the event that I programmed myself to do this using sigil magic then I don't know what the fuck to think. Anyway

So that rant that the Eldritch God character posted... I thought that bit was pretty interesting, how the character was developing this other irreligion and presenting it like a Discordian splinter. It was at least coherent. And when people reference memes, and I get what they mean, I feel like I'm being jerked off a little bit! so that was fun to read.

While reading it, I also got this sense that I've argued with this guy before. Like, the character is very familiar with the forum. Felt kinda like somebody's showing up to tell the forum how much cooler he is now with his new friends. "I don't need your approval anymore!"

There was this whole comparative streak to that rant, about how Discordians aren't changing the world and the Kekites are, or whatever. And that's cute, like, you've got a mission. Enjoy that ride! You're crazy if you think the "kekites" did anything but piss into a river of shit, but if you want to own it, that's super empowering. I respect somebody that can construct such a tight little tunnel to jerk off in.

So I was reading this rant and I was like "Ah god, ah god... I'm gonna have to reply to this f@#^@ing thread." Luckily LMNO showed up and put to bed a bunch of things I wanted to say. Mittens.

Page 5. The character starts the thread with a nice capslock "YOUR ALL GRAYRAFE" screed and rants about censorship. At this point I'm pretty sure it's Lysergic/Felix Nothus, because from what I can tells from the internets, he seems to have succumbed to that crazy thrill of punching down to piss of "the SJWs". The censorship rant had a nice ironic filigree to it since it's complaining about the board being cool with censorship but nobody actually being censored. Though the character ended the rant with this whole "I'm not ashamed of being white" thing which made me second guess it being felix.

Page 7, Salty called it as Felix, I laughed out loud for like 30 seconds.

Page 8, Roger says it's AKK???

it was akk??!??! aahahha ha  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: I laughed out loud for like 30 years

like   :lulz: :lulz:

hang on  :lulz: catching my breath  :lulz: :lulz:

WHEN did the first AKK incident happen? Like seriously, what, 9 years ago?

and he's STILL so twisted up about it
that he is STILL being low-grade annoying on pd.com ???  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

It boggles my mind, it really does.



First, it boggles my mind because this forum is like a fractal. It repeats itself in beautiful and horrifying ways. 
:cpd:

Second, lets just accept the whole narrative for a second: Kekites used meme magic to usher in the world of God Emperor Trump so they could bring badass big cock destruction to the ass of democratic capitalism blah blah blah sloppy accelerationist garbage...

That means that us taunting and teasing poor AKK back in like 2008 or whatever resulted in him saying (Cartman voice) "screw you guys, I'm gonna become the opposite of whatever you guys are", jerking off with pepe, and BAM, Trump is elected.

So you guys ( :gheyforum: ) are responsible for Trump. Well, indirectly responsible, but more directly than .. before. Okay and I guess I was there too in 2008, so me being a dickhead to AKK is part of the reason they're building concentration camps for immigrant detainees.

So DAMN, now I feel bad. Klok, (can I call you by your first name? sorry if not) I'm sorry we teased you and consequently you used your powers for evil. I don't really understand why you want to join forces with the people in my town who've been vandalizing jewish cemeteries and throwing bricks through mosques but I'll be friends with you if you stop.


Peace, Love, & Nuclear War,


Professor Cramulus
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Faust on March 06, 2017, 11:25:30 pm
No way has it been 9 years... oh god its .... Date registered:  March 21, 2007

I'm-Baddass-Sir Kek Kaos you are the gift that has kept on giving.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2017, 01:27:33 am
It's SO much like AKK to jump on the wrong bandwagon.   :lulz:
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Don Coyote on March 07, 2017, 02:00:08 am
This is why you should get your Discordian neutered. Otherwise they will furiously masturbate a really shitty god into existence.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 07, 2017, 04:06:53 am
That post made this whole thread 1000% better. Hats off to The Professor!
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on March 07, 2017, 04:42:36 pm
Cram for the win. The signature I'm sorry about your cat's penis makes it even better too
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Cain on March 07, 2017, 04:50:30 pm
My takeaway from the Kek thing is that 4chan finally bought into Chaos Magic.  Like, welcome to 2002, guys.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on March 07, 2017, 04:58:14 pm
My takeaway from the Kek thing is that 4chan finally bought into Chaos Magic.  Like, welcome to 2002, guys.

 :lulz:
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 07, 2017, 08:31:21 pm
My takeaway from the Kek thing is that 4chan finally bought into Chaos Magic.  Like, welcome to 2002, guys.

Spot on.  :lulz:
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on March 07, 2017, 09:14:08 pm
My takeaway from the Kek thing is that 4chan finally bought into Chaos Magic.  Like, welcome to 2002, guys.


This thought made me go further.


BEHOLD THE FINAL MYSTICAL REVOLUTION (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,38081.0.html)
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Ben Shapiro on March 08, 2017, 03:15:14 am
kekold
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on March 08, 2017, 09:48:47 am
Lol, Bearman, I figured it was you after I saw deserved it under your name.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Meunster on March 08, 2017, 03:41:26 pm
Worse. Its  reddit getting into into polotics.

4chan hates memes. Well every board but s4s, b, and pol.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Faust on March 08, 2017, 04:24:35 pm
Worse. Its  reddit getting into into polotics.

4chan hates memes. Well every board but s4s, b, and pol.

/b still disproportionately dwarfs the traffic to the rest of the 4chan boards though by several orders of magnitude.
Title: Re: What is Kek?
Post by: Meunster on March 08, 2017, 07:34:33 pm
Worse. Its  reddit getting into into polotics.

4chan hates memes. Well every board but s4s, b, and pol.

/b still disproportionately dwarfs the traffic to the rest of the 4chan boards though by several orders of magnitude.

Sadly true, but the other boards hate it.

Was searching google trends to see the traffic. Interestingly the fins google 4chan the most.