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Re: What is Kek?
« Reply #165 on: March 05, 2017, 07:05:36 pm »
Kek is a false-frog operation

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Re: What is Kek?
« Reply #166 on: March 06, 2017, 12:40:44 am »
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: What is Kek?
« Reply #167 on: March 06, 2017, 10:47:36 pm »
Hi guys!

This thread cracked me up! Let me give you the play by play.

I have only passing familiarity with the Kek thing.. every time I start reading about it, Peter Carroll's head appears in a cloud and starts to remind me how the McDonalds symbol is a magical object, and that all models are equally valid from the right perspective, and I reflexively punch myself in the balls. I guess I must have hypnotized myself into doing this. This reflex has measurably improved my life. In the event that I programmed myself to do this using sigil magic then I don't know what the fuck to think. Anyway

So that rant that the Eldritch God character posted... I thought that bit was pretty interesting, how the character was developing this other irreligion and presenting it like a Discordian splinter. It was at least coherent. And when people reference memes, and I get what they mean, I feel like I'm being jerked off a little bit! so that was fun to read.

While reading it, I also got this sense that I've argued with this guy before. Like, the character is very familiar with the forum. Felt kinda like somebody's showing up to tell the forum how much cooler he is now with his new friends. "I don't need your approval anymore!"

There was this whole comparative streak to that rant, about how Discordians aren't changing the world and the Kekites are, or whatever. And that's cute, like, you've got a mission. Enjoy that ride! You're crazy if you think the "kekites" did anything but piss into a river of shit, but if you want to own it, that's super empowering. I respect somebody that can construct such a tight little tunnel to jerk off in.

So I was reading this rant and I was like "Ah god, ah god... I'm gonna have to reply to this f@#^@ing thread." Luckily LMNO showed up and put to bed a bunch of things I wanted to say. Mittens.

Page 5. The character starts the thread with a nice capslock "YOUR ALL GRAYRAFE" screed and rants about censorship. At this point I'm pretty sure it's Lysergic/Felix Nothus, because from what I can tells from the internets, he seems to have succumbed to that crazy thrill of punching down to piss of "the SJWs". The censorship rant had a nice ironic filigree to it since it's complaining about the board being cool with censorship but nobody actually being censored. Though the character ended the rant with this whole "I'm not ashamed of being white" thing which made me second guess it being felix.

Page 7, Salty called it as Felix, I laughed out loud for like 30 seconds.

Page 8, Roger says it's AKK???

it was akk??!??! aahahha ha  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: I laughed out loud for like 30 years

like   :lulz: :lulz:

hang on  :lulz: catching my breath  :lulz: :lulz:

WHEN did the first AKK incident happen? Like seriously, what, 9 years ago?

and he's STILL so twisted up about it
that he is STILL being low-grade annoying on pd.com ???  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

It boggles my mind, it really does.



First, it boggles my mind because this forum is like a fractal. It repeats itself in beautiful and horrifying ways. 
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Second, lets just accept the whole narrative for a second: Kekites used meme magic to usher in the world of God Emperor Trump so they could bring badass big cock destruction to the ass of democratic capitalism blah blah blah sloppy accelerationist garbage...

That means that us taunting and teasing poor AKK back in like 2008 or whatever resulted in him saying (Cartman voice) "screw you guys, I'm gonna become the opposite of whatever you guys are", jerking off with pepe, and BAM, Trump is elected.

So you guys ( :gheyforum: ) are responsible for Trump. Well, indirectly responsible, but more directly than .. before. Okay and I guess I was there too in 2008, so me being a dickhead to AKK is part of the reason they're building concentration camps for immigrant detainees.

So DAMN, now I feel bad. Klok, (can I call you by your first name? sorry if not) I'm sorry we teased you and consequently you used your powers for evil. I don't really understand why you want to join forces with the people in my town who've been vandalizing jewish cemeteries and throwing bricks through mosques but I'll be friends with you if you stop.


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Re: What is Kek?
« Reply #168 on: March 06, 2017, 11:25:30 pm »
No way has it been 9 years... oh god its .... Date registered:  March 21, 2007

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Re: What is Kek?
« Reply #169 on: March 07, 2017, 01:27:33 am »
It's SO much like AKK to jump on the wrong bandwagon.   :lulz:
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Re: What is Kek?
« Reply #170 on: March 07, 2017, 02:00:08 am »
This is why you should get your Discordian neutered. Otherwise they will furiously masturbate a really shitty god into existence.
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Re: What is Kek?
« Reply #171 on: March 07, 2017, 04:06:53 am »
That post made this whole thread 1000% better. Hats off to The Professor!
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: What is Kek?
« Reply #172 on: March 07, 2017, 04:42:36 pm »
Cram for the win. The signature I'm sorry about your cat's penis makes it even better too
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Re: What is Kek?
« Reply #173 on: March 07, 2017, 04:50:30 pm »
My takeaway from the Kek thing is that 4chan finally bought into Chaos Magic.  Like, welcome to 2002, guys.

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Re: What is Kek?
« Reply #174 on: March 07, 2017, 04:58:14 pm »
My takeaway from the Kek thing is that 4chan finally bought into Chaos Magic.  Like, welcome to 2002, guys.

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Re: What is Kek?
« Reply #175 on: March 07, 2017, 08:31:21 pm »
My takeaway from the Kek thing is that 4chan finally bought into Chaos Magic.  Like, welcome to 2002, guys.

Spot on.  :lulz:
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: What is Kek?
« Reply #176 on: March 07, 2017, 09:14:08 pm »
My takeaway from the Kek thing is that 4chan finally bought into Chaos Magic.  Like, welcome to 2002, guys.


This thought made me go further.


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Re: What is Kek?
« Reply #177 on: March 08, 2017, 03:15:14 am »
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Re: What is Kek?
« Reply #178 on: March 08, 2017, 09:48:47 am »
Lol, Bearman, I figured it was you after I saw deserved it under your name.
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Re: What is Kek?
« Reply #179 on: March 08, 2017, 03:41:26 pm »
Worse. Its  reddit getting into into polotics.

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