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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1200 on: August 13, 2018, 01:18:05 pm »
Aaaand i got the strep as well.
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Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

SHAKE THAT
First ^  Then V

And I did.  I didn't feel like I had any choice.  Between P-Funk and Hirley0, I became the man reptillian menace I am today.

Bootsy Collins did this to me.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1202 on: August 13, 2018, 09:50:05 pm »
yea, i saw that too. All the cool people are circling the drain, apparently. :(
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1203 on: August 13, 2018, 10:47:11 pm »
The on-hold music I am listening to right now makes me want to wreak havoc on the responsible musicians with a nuclear savagery sufficient to propel their ruined bodies back in time to explode in their mother's wombs.
Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

SHAKE THAT
First ^  Then V

And I did.  I didn't feel like I had any choice.  Between P-Funk and Hirley0, I became the man reptillian menace I am today.

Bootsy Collins did this to me.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1204 on: August 14, 2018, 07:22:44 pm »
Hey, Look! It's Trayvon/Zimmerman 2.0, but this time there are witnesses and maybe a video of the incident.

https://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/Shooter-charged-with-manslaughter-in-Clearwater-stand-your-ground-case_170853729

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1205 on: August 17, 2018, 04:29:13 pm »
Made an appointment to have someone look at my mind. Hopefully, this clears some things up.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1206 on: August 17, 2018, 05:10:45 pm »
Made an appointment to have someone look at my mind. Hopefully, this clears some things up.

I take it you're paying them well.
Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

SHAKE THAT
First ^  Then V

And I did.  I didn't feel like I had any choice.  Between P-Funk and Hirley0, I became the man reptillian menace I am today.

Bootsy Collins did this to me.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1207 on: August 17, 2018, 05:12:17 pm »
Made an appointment to have someone look at my mind. Hopefully, this clears some things up.

I take it you're paying them well.

That will depend heavily on the results.
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"Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes" — Walt Whitman

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1208 on: August 17, 2018, 05:46:45 pm »
Made an appointment to have someone look at my mind. Hopefully, this clears some things up.


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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1209 on: August 17, 2018, 05:50:27 pm »
Not muh brain! Muh MIND!
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1210 on: August 17, 2018, 05:55:58 pm »
Our scientist here is a hard materialist, he doesn't recognise the distinction between the two.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1211 on: August 17, 2018, 05:58:01 pm »
Hey I’m leaving my options open, so ok.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1212 on: August 17, 2018, 06:04:53 pm »
Really getting checked for depression, maybe ADHD, anger issues, general madness. It’s been a strange year.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1213 on: August 17, 2018, 07:01:34 pm »
You're obviously mired in Cartesian Duality.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1214 on: August 17, 2018, 07:33:46 pm »
Partly.
“Soon all of us will have special names” — Professor Brian O’Blivion

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"Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes" — Walt Whitman