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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #390 on: September 20, 2017, 12:21:59 am »
THE CIRCUS IS EMPTY AND ALL THE CLOWNS ARE HERE.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #391 on: September 20, 2017, 11:31:41 am »
Who needs alcohol, when you can take part in an ORANGE EATING CONTEST?
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #392 on: September 20, 2017, 03:45:23 pm »
Quote from: Cain on September 20, 2017, 11:31:41 am
Who needs alcohol, when you can take part in an ORANGE EATING CONTEST?

I do. But not an ORANGE. NEVER AGAIN!! :fnord:
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #393 on: September 21, 2017, 03:30:59 pm »
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 19, 2017, 11:47:06 pm
But:  No more booze ever.  At all.  Period.

And while I am not typically a drinking man, it pains me that I can't even have a pint on a Friday.

As long as you don't get drug tested, I highly recommend teh weedz.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #394 on: September 21, 2017, 09:52:28 pm »
I'm sure Roger can smoke scorpions for free where he is at.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #395 on: September 21, 2017, 11:26:27 pm »
Quote from: PoFP on September 21, 2017, 03:30:59 pm
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 19, 2017, 11:47:06 pm
But:  No more booze ever.  At all.  Period.

And while I am not typically a drinking man, it pains me that I can't even have a pint on a Friday.

As long as you don't get drug tested, I highly recommend teh weedz.

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*Waits patiently for RWHN*

I think the RWHN runs our company policy on that.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #396 on: September 21, 2017, 11:27:04 pm »
Quote from: Trivial on September 21, 2017, 09:52:28 pm
I'm sure Roger can smoke scorpions for free where he is at.

I drop the little bastards down my pants.  It's the only way to even cop a buzz, anymore.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #397 on: September 22, 2017, 03:22:18 am »
My mother has cancer.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #398 on: September 22, 2017, 03:48:30 am »
I'm really sorry to hear that Roger. Fuck cancer.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #399 on: September 22, 2017, 03:55:52 am »
Quote from: Hoopla on September 22, 2017, 03:48:30 am
I'm really sorry to hear that Roger. Fuck cancer.

Thank you.  She just told me and I think I'm taking it worse than she is.  She has never been afraid of anything.
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" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #400 on: September 22, 2017, 04:24:03 am »
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Quote from: Hoopla on September 22, 2017, 03:48:30 am
I'm really sorry to hear that Roger. Fuck cancer.

Thank you.  She just told me and I think I'm taking it worse than she is.  She has never been afraid of anything.

I don't doubt that for a second.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #401 on: September 22, 2017, 07:53:26 am »
That fucking sucks man :sad:
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #402 on: September 22, 2017, 11:33:07 am »
Damn, sorry man.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #403 on: September 22, 2017, 12:59:16 pm »
Ah, shit.  Sorry, Roger.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #404 on: September 22, 2017, 02:37:18 pm »
I’m sorry to hear about your mom’s cancer, Roger. Good luck to her, to you, and to the rest of your family.

Congratulations on the baby boy, Trivial.

The wife and I were in London during the Parsons Green bombing. It didn’t seem to phase the Londoner’s much. If we hadn’t seen it on the BBC TV news, we wouldn’t have known anything was wrong. That is, until we got to the airport in Manchester yesterday, to come back to the States. Going through security was stressful, to say the least. They actually removed and tested the tiny bottle of lens cleaner fluid I always carry in my camera case. (That tiny plastic bottle is probably twenty years old, and it never occurred to me to remove it from my camera case and pack it in my suitcase for air travel.)

I also got a call on Tuesday telling me my dad had to go in for emergency gallbladder surgery yesterday. As he will be ninety years old in January, and has black lung from being a coal miner, that was stressful. But the surgery went well, and he should be going home tomorrow.
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