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The Good Reverend Roger

#390
September 20, 2017, 12:21:59 AM
THE CIRCUS IS EMPTY AND ALL THE CLOWNS ARE HERE.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

#391
September 20, 2017, 11:31:41 AM
Who needs alcohol, when you can take part in an ORANGE EATING CONTEST?

The Wizard Joseph

#392
September 20, 2017, 03:45:23 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 20, 2017, 11:31:41 AM
Who needs alcohol, when you can take part in an ORANGE EATING CONTEST?

I do. But not an ORANGE. NEVER AGAIN!! :fnord:
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

POFP

#393
September 21, 2017, 03:30:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 19, 2017, 11:47:06 PM
But:  No more booze ever.  At all.  Period.

And while I am not typically a drinking man, it pains me that I can't even have a pint on a Friday.

As long as you don't get drug tested, I highly recommend teh weedz.

...

*Waits patiently for RWHN*
This Certified Pope™ reserves the Right to, on occasion, "be a complete dumbass", and otherwise ponder "idiotic" and/or "useless" ideas and other such "tomfoolery." [Aforementioned] are only responsible for the results of these actions and tendencies when they have had their addictive substance of choice for that day.

Being a Product of their Environment's Collective Order and Disorder, [Aforementioned] also reserves the Right to have their ideas, technologies, and otherwise all Intellectual Property stolen, re-purposed, and re-attributed at Will ONLY by other Certified Popes. Corporations, LLC's, and otherwise Capitalist-based organizations are NOT capable of being Certified Popes.

Battering Rams not included.

Trivial

#394
September 21, 2017, 09:52:28 PM
I'm sure Roger can smoke scorpions for free where he is at.

Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

The Good Reverend Roger

#395
September 21, 2017, 11:26:27 PM
Quote from: PoFP on September 21, 2017, 03:30:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 19, 2017, 11:47:06 PM
But:  No more booze ever.  At all.  Period.

And while I am not typically a drinking man, it pains me that I can't even have a pint on a Friday.

As long as you don't get drug tested, I highly recommend teh weedz.

...

*Waits patiently for RWHN*

I think the RWHN runs our company policy on that.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#396
September 21, 2017, 11:27:04 PM
Quote from: Trivial on September 21, 2017, 09:52:28 PM
I'm sure Roger can smoke scorpions for free where he is at.

I drop the little bastards down my pants.  It's the only way to even cop a buzz, anymore.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#397
September 22, 2017, 03:22:18 AM
My mother has cancer.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

hooplala

#398
September 22, 2017, 03:48:30 AM
I'm really sorry to hear that Roger. Fuck cancer.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

The Good Reverend Roger

#399
September 22, 2017, 03:55:52 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on September 22, 2017, 03:48:30 AM
I'm really sorry to hear that Roger. Fuck cancer.

Thank you.  She just told me and I think I'm taking it worse than she is.  She has never been afraid of anything.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

hooplala

#400
September 22, 2017, 04:24:03 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 22, 2017, 03:55:52 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on September 22, 2017, 03:48:30 AM
I'm really sorry to hear that Roger. Fuck cancer.

Thank you.  She just told me and I think I'm taking it worse than she is.  She has never been afraid of anything.

I don't doubt that for a second.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

P3nT4gR4m

#401
September 22, 2017, 07:53:26 AM
That fucking sucks man :sad:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
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Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
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walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Eater of Clowns

#402
September 22, 2017, 11:33:07 AM
Damn, sorry man.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

LMNO

#403
September 22, 2017, 12:59:16 PM
Ah, shit.  Sorry, Roger.

Abbot Mythos

#404
September 22, 2017, 02:37:18 PM
I'm sorry to hear about your mom's cancer, Roger. Good luck to her, to you, and to the rest of your family.

Congratulations on the baby boy, Trivial.

The wife and I were in London during the Parsons Green bombing. It didn't seem to phase the Londoner's much. If we hadn't seen it on the BBC TV news, we wouldn't have known anything was wrong. That is, until we got to the airport in Manchester yesterday, to come back to the States. Going through security was stressful, to say the least. They actually removed and tested the tiny bottle of lens cleaner fluid I always carry in my camera case. (That tiny plastic bottle is probably twenty years old, and it never occurred to me to remove it from my camera case and pack it in my suitcase for air travel.)

I also got a call on Tuesday telling me my dad had to go in for emergency gallbladder surgery yesterday. As he will be ninety years old in January, and has black lung from being a coal miner, that was stressful. But the surgery went well, and he should be going home tomorrow.
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