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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #765 on: February 12, 2018, 09:55:05 pm »
The flu is terrible this year, sweating bullets like a sour-milk foam cannon up in here. Had kind of forgotten what it meant to be this sick, maybe next year I'll take the shots (note to self)
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #766 on: February 13, 2018, 01:52:20 am »
Quote from: Emo Howard on February 12, 2018, 06:55:24 pm
Cops have just raided stores in TN selling CBD. Apparently they think kids were using it to get high.

Here's the press conference that was just webcast live on Facebook.

https://www.facebook.com/dnjcom/videos/10159932757925364/

Hopefully they'll raid a laundry next, to stop the tide pod wave of abuse that is sweeping the country.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #767 on: February 14, 2018, 01:22:54 am »
Still alive. Got into a car accident a couple weeks ago. No injury but my car is now toast. Makes it harder to post here, but the local library has free wifi so I'll be around from time to time. Still looking for work, but the DVR is assisting me and hopefully will find me something near home enough to walk. We shall see.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #768 on: February 14, 2018, 01:44:15 pm »
Glad you're ok
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #769 on: February 14, 2018, 03:19:02 pm »
Glad to hearyou're  ok





Now I know how Dok feels when some potato potatoes up a fucking joke with requia-ing
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #770 on: February 15, 2018, 01:03:03 am »
Quote from: Don Coyote on February 14, 2018, 03:19:02 pm
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Now I know how Dok feels when some potato potatoes up a fucking joke with requia-ing

What happened now?
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #771 on: February 15, 2018, 02:39:17 am »
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 15, 2018, 01:03:03 am
Quote from: Don Coyote on February 14, 2018, 03:19:02 pm
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Now I know how Dok feels when some potato potatoes up a fucking joke with requia-ing

What happened now?

I made what I thought was an obvious joke connection between the Mexican flag and "Don't Tread on Me." I had one person tell me that it was from a fucking Aztec myth. Like, one even if I didn't know that, why the fuck would I honestly think Mexico put an eagle eating a snake on its flag to piss off revolutionary US? Like, the fuck? I hate running into bullshit where I can't make a joke without have to preface it with, "why yes, I am quite aware of the actual context of this but I find the surface casual connection to give a heart guffaw."
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #772 on: February 15, 2018, 08:36:27 am »
The conspiracy has won when they can steal our sense of humor, they have already put their one man band into office, if we have brittle spirits we've already lost.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #773 on: February 15, 2018, 03:33:12 pm »
Glad you're ok Joe
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #774 on: February 15, 2018, 05:40:06 pm »
Glad you're alive man
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #775 on: February 17, 2018, 06:04:20 pm »
I had a wonderful drug reaction yesterday to another rx. Had some horrible irritability that turned in some anger followed by several hours plotting out my suicide in great detail. Not taking that one until I talk to my psych.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #776 on: February 19, 2018, 06:07:04 pm »
 :eek:

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #777 on: February 19, 2018, 07:37:51 pm »
Jesus Coyote I'm very glad that you didn't die! I've had similar breakdowns and they are absolutely not okay at all.
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Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #778 on: February 19, 2018, 07:40:09 pm »
So I've had to switch to using my burner phone because the library won't allow me to send any messages. Fortunately this phone for some reason has much better voice recognition software. My thanks to those well-wishers andpeople that are glad I'm not dead.

I don't have any of my written works on this phone and no way to transfer them. At least I will be able to reply to various messages here now.
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You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
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"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #779 on: February 19, 2018, 07:47:25 pm »
Quote from: Faust on February 15, 2018, 08:36:27 am
The conspiracy has won when they can steal our sense of humor, they have already put their one man band into office, if we have brittle spirits we've already lost.

I'm trying to see the funny side.

I don't know if Trump is part of the con or not, but like it or not the people that pull the strings are stuck with him. I think he represents something unexpected and horibly destructive.
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You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
 - Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl
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