PD.com: Like a fraternity of drunken clowns, hopped up on goofballs, beating one-another to a bloody pulp with bricks; the maniacal laughter increases exponentially as someone runs off to get a cinder-block.
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Ooh, thanks! I didn't know I could do that.Whoever it was never got in, I was just kidding about that part.
You can actually cure death itself with proper hydration. Look at corpses - all dried up husks. Not a coincidence.
You might be surprised by just how many ailments can be alleviated by just maintaining proper hydration. Everything from headaches and migraines to depression and obesity.
Maybe that whole "water memory" thing was really doctors posing as naturopaths to get people to drink some damn water.