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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #855 on: March 31, 2018, 10:39:18 am »
Ah, classic Comcast.  Have you asked them about the precise maths of dividing zero?

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #856 on: April 01, 2018, 12:20:08 pm »
"De Libero Arbitrio," I scream nonchalantly at their inability to substitute infinitesimals for zero.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #857 on: April 02, 2018, 04:36:38 am »
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #858 on: April 02, 2018, 05:34:11 pm »
So, quarterly A1C test.  Each year, it seems like they need an additional vial for all the other tests that my hideously advanced age mandates.

So this is how you die.  It's not old age, it's eventual exsanguination.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #859 on: April 02, 2018, 05:48:09 pm »
This just proves the wisdom in Peter Thiel's plan of drinking the blood of young people in order to live forever (totes not a vampire though).

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #860 on: April 03, 2018, 04:50:24 am »
Had my post gestational diabetes test and I do not have the permanent diabetes.

I can have all the potatoes now.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #861 on: April 03, 2018, 05:39:46 am »
Had my post gestational diabetes test and I do not have the permanent diabetes.

I can have all the potatoes now.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #862 on: April 03, 2018, 06:24:19 pm »
Had my post gestational diabetes test and I do not have the permanent diabetes.

I can have all the potatoes now.

:rogpipe:

I have the jealousy.

If it makes you feel better, I can have none of the dairy.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #863 on: April 04, 2018, 03:51:52 am »
Had my post gestational diabetes test and I do not have the permanent diabetes.

I can have all the potatoes now.

:rogpipe:

I have the jealousy.

If it makes you feel better, I can have none of the dairy.

I can have none of the dairy and none (0) of the beer or any other alcohol.

No fries, no beer, NOTHING.  I exist only to share my pain.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #864 on: April 04, 2018, 05:46:40 am »
Found myself in a Brooks Brothers store today.

Someone kill me before the metamorphosis is complete.  :tgrr:
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #865 on: April 04, 2018, 11:43:32 am »
Found myself in a Brooks Brothers store today.

Someone kill me before the metamorphosis is complete.  :tgrr:

The minute you exit the store whatever was in your bag turned into a black tee and a pair of hobnail boots. The universe has ways of self correcting.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #866 on: April 04, 2018, 09:54:08 pm »
Woo don't have to ask people for bone marrow!  Might have to shove steroids and iron into the kid though.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #867 on: April 05, 2018, 01:55:09 am »
Woo don't have to ask people for bone marrow!  Might have to shove steroids and iron into the kid though.

This is very good news.  A BMT either cures or kills.  Steroids and iron aren't so bad.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #868 on: April 05, 2018, 01:56:44 am »
Found myself in a Brooks Brothers store today.

Someone kill me before the metamorphosis is complete.  :tgrr:

The minute you exit the store whatever was in your bag turned into a black tee and a pair of hobnail boots. The universe has ways of self correcting.

But it didn't.  I have literally become Carter Burke.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #869 on: April 10, 2018, 02:27:19 pm »
Had my post gestational diabetes test and I do not have the permanent diabetes.

I can have all the potatoes now.

:rogpipe:

I have the jealousy.
Meanwhile I'm  playing "dodge the refined carbohydrates" on account of living with the in laws. I don't understand  the attitude  of my mil towards carbs. She also doesn't think prediabetes is a thing and that it's  bullshit the diagnostics for diabetes keep trending to lower levels of acceptable.

Like, I'm  trying not to get the beatus? Her conception of what is a good A1c or sugar level is so warped.
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