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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1395 on: September 13, 2018, 05:32:27 pm »
I've been trying to look for open cameras via this site that are in the path of the hurricane, but I have not seen any yet


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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1396 on: September 13, 2018, 07:23:39 pm »
I threw my back out while doing stuff with my wife, and it kept me up until 2 AM.  At 3 AM, some asshat shot the main transformer that feeds my workplace full of holes, cutting off power to all 3 facilities and 8400 homes.  At 3:12 AM, my phone started blowing up.  I am a little tired right now.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1397 on: September 13, 2018, 07:29:25 pm »
I can sympathise.  Since I came down with this fever on Saturday I have been lucky to get 4 hours of sleep in a row.  I'm off to hospital tomorrow if this goes on much longer.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1398 on: September 13, 2018, 07:32:13 pm »
Sorry to hear that Dok. Also I hope your mom will be ok. Fuck cancer.

Also fuck whoever goes shooting transformers at 3 am. That's just rude.

Also also Cain if you've had a fever for 5 days you probably should have been in the hospital about3 days ago. I wish you a speedy recovery.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1399 on: September 13, 2018, 07:35:10 pm »
Well, the temperature is gone, but some other symptoms remain.  Besides, I had the flu for 2 weeks before and all I did was die in bed while watching Archer. Doctors can't do much for that, but for what I'm being annoyed with, there is possibly something.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1400 on: September 13, 2018, 07:39:14 pm »
Glad the fever is gone. The rest is just going to be your body cleaning up the mess. Just stay well hydrated man. Hope it clears up soon.

Since you're already dead though I got no real concerns, and neither do you.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1401 on: September 13, 2018, 07:43:01 pm »
Christ. My best to your mother, Dok.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1402 on: September 13, 2018, 09:19:29 pm »
Also fuck whoever goes shooting transformers at 3 am. That's just rude.

It's an Arizona thing.  Some states, people are satisfied with shooting the can transformers on poles.  Here they insist on hitting the substation transformers.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1403 on: September 13, 2018, 09:19:42 pm »
Thanks, everyone.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1404 on: September 13, 2018, 10:54:57 pm »
since i'm just catching up to this, Sorry about your mom, Dok, and fuck cancer.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1405 on: September 14, 2018, 01:32:00 am »
Hang in there, Roger

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1406 on: September 14, 2018, 02:37:02 am »
Not in danger with the explosions. Also I totally have an alibi, I promise

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1407 on: September 14, 2018, 02:52:26 am »
1) Fuck cancer, again.

2) My best friend of ten years is pretty much in the direct path of Florence, near the coast. She has no vehicle of her own, and the family members she's staying with have decided to ride it out. I already offered to go get her yesterday (9 hour drive, one way) but no-go.

I have Concerns.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1408 on: September 14, 2018, 04:10:53 pm »
Not in danger with the explosions. Also I totally have an alibi, I promise

Glad to hear that.

My guess here is that they have air aspirating into the gas lines.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1409 on: September 14, 2018, 05:14:00 pm »
Grew up in Lawrence, several friends that live and work there, and my mom & brother still live in one of the neighboring towns that thankfully wasn't hit. I live on the MA border not far from the highway and could hear sirens all night from all the surrounding fire departments rushing down there. Scary stuff. It's bad enough as it is, but surprised and glad it wasn't a lot worse, in scope and casualties. I still can't imagine what the people that lost their homes and the family of the young man that was killed are dealing with.


Sorry your mom again, Dok. I'm hoping they can beat this one back too.
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