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Re: RENAMED: Roger is bored. Do something!
« Reply #255 on: February 13, 2012, 09:32:09 pm »
What's so improbable about your jeans size? From your pics you seem a pretty normal size?

You can't see the back.  My knees bend both ways, and my ego is stuffed in my right ass cheek, making it outlandishly huge and bulbous.
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Re: RENAMED: Roger is bored. Do something!
« Reply #256 on: February 13, 2012, 11:58:45 pm »
I liked it so much, I bought the company!

I then:
a) reduced payrolls
b) sold unprofitable divisions
c) moved the manufacturing offshore
d) floated a huge bond issue to buy back shares
e) cashed in my options and stepped down a wealthy man
f) wrote a book about what a great job I did.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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Re: RENAMED: Roger is bored. Do something!
« Reply #257 on: February 14, 2012, 12:04:35 am »
I liked it so much, I bought the company!

I then:
a) reduced payrolls
b) sold unprofitable divisions
c) moved the manufacturing offshore
d) floated a huge bond issue to buy back shares
e) cashed in my options and stepped down a wealthy man
f) wrote a book about what a great job I did.

DON'T FORGET TO RUN FOR CONGRESS NEXT.
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: RENAMED: Roger is bored. Do something!
« Reply #258 on: February 14, 2012, 12:07:46 am »
I liked it so much, I bought the company!

I then:
a) reduced payrolls
b) sold unprofitable divisions
c) moved the manufacturing offshore
d) floated a huge bond issue to buy back shares
e) cashed in my options and stepped down a wealthy man
f) wrote a book about what a great job I did.

DON'T FORGET TO RUN FOR CONGRESS NEXT.

AMERICA'S NEXT CEO PRESIDENT.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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Re: RENAMED: Roger is bored. Do something!
« Reply #259 on: February 14, 2012, 12:21:07 am »
My old army buddy Willison spontaneously mailed me a pair of jeans in the improbable and hard-to-locate Roger size, plus some blank CDs.  Mrs TGRR asked, "He sent you WHAT?"  Hey, don't look gift pants in the mouth. Well, something like that.  Its that Canadia blood, I tell you.  Everything's all out of proportion, but that's the luck of the genetic draw.  Blank CDs I can fill with oddities and send off to "friends" from a bogus address, under an assumed name.  Imagine their surprise!  To each dog his bone.
Did he send you Canada Jeans? Canada Jeans are the bestest!

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Re: RENAMED: Roger is bored. Do something!
« Reply #260 on: February 14, 2012, 12:30:20 am »
I liked it so much, I bought the company!

I then:
a) reduced payrolls
b) sold unprofitable divisions
c) moved the manufacturing offshore
d) floated a huge bond issue to buy back shares
e) cashed in my options and stepped down a wealthy man
f) wrote a book about what a great job I did.

DON'T FORGET TO RUN FOR CONGRESS NEXT.

AMERICA'S NEXT CEO PRESIDENT.

AMERICA NEEDS A CEO TO RUN THIS COUNTRY, BECAUSE THE ECONOMY IS IN THE SHITTER AND IT WILL TAKE A CEO TO PULL IT OUT. WE KNOW THIS WILL WORK BECAUSE JUST LOOK AT HOW CEO'S HAVE BEEN RUNNING THE BIG CORPORATIONS AND HOW WELL THAT HAS WORKED OUT SO FAR.
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: RENAMED: Roger is bored. Do something!
« Reply #261 on: February 14, 2012, 12:31:41 am »
I liked it so much, I bought the company!

I then:
a) reduced payrolls
b) sold unprofitable divisions
c) moved the manufacturing offshore
d) floated a huge bond issue to buy back shares
e) cashed in my options and stepped down a wealthy man
f) wrote a book about what a great job I did.

DON'T FORGET TO RUN FOR CONGRESS NEXT.

AMERICA'S NEXT CEO PRESIDENT.

AMERICA NEEDS A CEO TO RUN THIS COUNTRY, BECAUSE THE ECONOMY IS IN THE SHITTER AND IT WILL TAKE A CEO TO PULL IT OUT. WE KNOW THIS WILL WORK BECAUSE JUST LOOK AT HOW CEO'S HAVE BEEN RUNNING THE BIG CORPORATIONS AND HOW WELL THAT HAS WORKED OUT SO FAR.

I HAVE EXPERIENCE.  I HAVE RUINED MANY COMPANIES, SO I KNOW WHAT NOT TO DO.
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 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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Re: RENAMED: Roger is bored. Do something!
« Reply #262 on: February 14, 2012, 12:51:53 am »
I liked it so much, I bought the company!

I then:
a) reduced payrolls
b) sold unprofitable divisions
c) moved the manufacturing offshore
d) floated a huge bond issue to buy back shares
e) cashed in my options and stepped down a wealthy man
f) wrote a book about what a great job I did.

DON'T FORGET TO RUN FOR CONGRESS NEXT.

AMERICA'S NEXT CEO PRESIDENT.

AMERICA NEEDS A CEO TO RUN THIS COUNTRY, BECAUSE THE ECONOMY IS IN THE SHITTER AND IT WILL TAKE A CEO TO PULL IT OUT. WE KNOW THIS WILL WORK BECAUSE JUST LOOK AT HOW CEO'S HAVE BEEN RUNNING THE BIG CORPORATIONS AND HOW WELL THAT HAS WORKED OUT SO FAR.

I HAVE EXPERIENCE.  I HAVE RUINED MANY COMPANIES, SO I KNOW WHAT NOT TO DO.

A CEO WOULD INCREASE PROFITS BY CLOSING DOWN OPERATIONS HERE AND OFFSHORING EVERYTHING WE POSSIBLY CAN TO COUNTRIES WHERE WE CAN PAY ALMOST NOTHING. CUTTING BENEFITS AND INCREASING TAX REVENUE. PRIVATIZE ALL INFRASTRUCTURE AND LET COMPETING COUNTRIES PUT BIDS IN FOR ROADS AND EDUCATION. IT WOULD BE CHEAPER TO OUTSOURCE K-12 TO CHINA, LET'S DO THAT.
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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« Reply #263 on: February 16, 2012, 01:21:39 am »
BORED.

BORED BORED BORED.

EXPLAIN TO ME WHY I SHOULD NOT DESTROY YOU, EARTHLINGS.

Robot lesbians are in the near future?

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that featured gay robots.
there was one named LSBN 9000 or something
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Re: RENAMED: Roger is bored. Do something!
« Reply #264 on: October 11, 2019, 09:24:52 pm »
I liked it so much, I bought the company!

I then:
a) reduced payrolls
b) sold unprofitable divisions
c) moved the manufacturing offshore
d) floated a huge bond issue to buy back shares
e) cashed in my options and stepped down a wealthy man
f) wrote a book about what a great job I did.

So one time I was joking with a totally straight face and then it's 2019 and I can't help feeling slightly responsible.
Morrissey is the crown prince of sad.  He teaches us that deaf/mute girls are terrible at telling you that a disaster is occurring, and that when you get famous, all your old friends hate you for buying new tee shirts.  Morrissey fans are best known for hugging their legs and biting their knees in the shower, over a girl that dumped them rather than learn their name, or binge-eating an entire pizza and then throwing it up on their man-boobs in the bath tub, while they squeeze their  testicles until they remember that they are worthless and do not deserve love.

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Re: RENAMED: Roger is bored. Do something!
« Reply #265 on: October 11, 2019, 10:50:40 pm »
I liked it so much, I bought the company!

I then:
a) reduced payrolls
b) sold unprofitable divisions
c) moved the manufacturing offshore
d) floated a huge bond issue to buy back shares
e) cashed in my options and stepped down a wealthy man
f) wrote a book about what a great job I did.

So one time I was joking with a totally straight face and then it's 2019 and I can't help feeling slightly responsible.

Its okay, we cant put all the blame on your Holy Prophecy. Youre just the messenger.
I am that worst of all type of criminal...I cannot bring myself to do what you tell me, because you told me.

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Re: RENAMED: Roger is bored. Do something!
« Reply #266 on: October 11, 2019, 11:20:20 pm »
I liked it so much, I bought the company!

I then:
a) reduced payrolls
b) sold unprofitable divisions
c) moved the manufacturing offshore
d) floated a huge bond issue to buy back shares
e) cashed in my options and stepped down a wealthy man
f) wrote a book about what a great job I did.

So one time I was joking with a totally straight face and then it's 2019 and I can't help feeling slightly responsible.

Its okay, we cant put all the blame on your Holy Prophecy. Youre just the messenger.

Also I ran a mirror through the scanner (page 2 of this thread, IIRC).  Now Trump is president and the moon base vanished.
Morrissey is the crown prince of sad.  He teaches us that deaf/mute girls are terrible at telling you that a disaster is occurring, and that when you get famous, all your old friends hate you for buying new tee shirts.  Morrissey fans are best known for hugging their legs and biting their knees in the shower, over a girl that dumped them rather than learn their name, or binge-eating an entire pizza and then throwing it up on their man-boobs in the bath tub, while they squeeze their  testicles until they remember that they are worthless and do not deserve love.

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Re: RENAMED: Roger is bored. Do something!
« Reply #267 on: October 12, 2019, 01:34:22 am »
Also I ran a mirror through the scanner (page 2 of this thread, IIRC).  Now Trump is president and the moon base vanished.

...moon base?  I could have have lived in a timeline with a moon base?   :cry:
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Re: RENAMED: Roger is bored. Do something!
« Reply #268 on: October 12, 2019, 02:13:37 am »
Also I ran a mirror through the scanner (page 2 of this thread, IIRC).  Now Trump is president and the moon base vanished.

...moon base?  I could have have lived in a timeline with a moon base?   :cry:

And Neil Sedaka is president and breaking up is hard to do.
Morrissey is the crown prince of sad.  He teaches us that deaf/mute girls are terrible at telling you that a disaster is occurring, and that when you get famous, all your old friends hate you for buying new tee shirts.  Morrissey fans are best known for hugging their legs and biting their knees in the shower, over a girl that dumped them rather than learn their name, or binge-eating an entire pizza and then throwing it up on their man-boobs in the bath tub, while they squeeze their  testicles until they remember that they are worthless and do not deserve love.