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A challenge for all Bush-Haters

Started by Anonymous, January 20, 2005, 12:33:58 AM

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Voice of Truth

Just for the record, why don't you go back and read that post of mine.  I didn't say anything about being redneck meant you voted for Bush.  That was somebody else.  Why you puttin' words in my mouth fool.  (Mr T is back...).  For real dude, I didn't say that.

Also PBR is mighty fine, but I usually only get that at the bars.  I can get 24 pks of Bud for $14 right now and Icehouse was 30 pks for $11.50 for like 6 months last year.  I like pretty much anything that's not either watered down to wholly hell (all the lights) or bitter (Heineken, Beck's green label).  I just kind of settled in on Bud because it's easy to come by and a decent price.  

Lastly, on the quote thing, I said I was lazy.  That's my largest factor.  Sorry. :wink:
Such pain I feel for not being a Discordian...

DJRubberducky

I've got your lazy crammed up my twat, baby!
- DJRubberducky
Quote from: LMNODJ's post is sort of like those pills you drop into a glass of water, and they expand into a dinosaur, or something.

Black sheep are still sheep.

Bob the Mediocre

I've got your ttwat crammed up my... nah, maybe I won't
"we are building a religion
we are making a brand
we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
take a bite of this apple
mister corporate events
take a walk through the jungle
of cardboard shanties and tents
some people drink pepsi
some people drink coke
the wacky morning dj says democracy's a joke
he says now do you believe in the one big song
he is now accepting callers who would like to sing along"


I AM A COMPLETE AND UTTER FUCKING IDIOT!

gnimbley

On the other hand, 80% may be WAY over-optimistic.

Quote from: Today's Papers from Slate Magazine
In a teased news piece, the [New York Times'] John Burns declares, "Baghdad is not under control, either by the Iraqi interim government or the American military." A named colonel in charge of southern Baghdad, went even starker, "I would definitely say it's enemy territory." Burns get last week's conservative tally from a U.S. security firm: "7 suicide car bombings, 37 roadside bombs and 52 insurgent attacks involving automatic rifles or rocket-propelled grenades." Burns also sees residents too scared to go to the polls: "In one Baghdad office, only one of 20 people who were asked said he intended to vote." The one bright spot is the now-calm Sadr City.

The full article, complete with links to the referenced newspaper articles
is here: http://slate.bfi0.com/W0RH040A743E276E3F5763F2A16D80

LMNO

Quote from: Voice of Truth in his next responseNew York Times?  Slate?

Liberal claptrap!

Bob the Mediocre

Quote from: LMNO
Quote from: Voice of Truth in his next responseNew York Times?  Slate?

Liberal claptrap!

I knew a guy who'd do that. Despite everything, I'm not that sure if VoT is that insane.
"we are building a religion
we are making a brand
we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
take a bite of this apple
mister corporate events
take a walk through the jungle
of cardboard shanties and tents
some people drink pepsi
some people drink coke
the wacky morning dj says democracy's a joke
he says now do you believe in the one big song
he is now accepting callers who would like to sing along"


I AM A COMPLETE AND UTTER FUCKING IDIOT!

LMNO

Quote from: Sinner Bob the Mediocre
Quote from: LMNO
Quote from: Voice of Truth in his next responseNew York Times?  Slate?

Liberal claptrap!

I knew a guy who'd do that. Despite everything, I'm not that sure if VoT is that insane.


And that man's name was Sean Hannity.

Rev. Chicken Delicious

I will say one thing in defense of Budweiser. I'm pretty sure it's union made. Power to the workers!
Also, when I was in St. Louis we went on the tour of the bud brewery. You can't believe how damn fast they're making that swill...
Reverend Chicken Delicious Monsignor D.D.S
Duke of The Fukawi and supreme co-ruler of:

LMNO

Quote from: Rev. Chicken DeliciousYou can't believe how damn fast they're making that swill...


::gulp, gulp, gulp::

Yes, I can.


LMNO
-Doesn'ta ctually drink Bud, but felt the joke should be made anyway.

Bob the Mediocre

Quote from: LMNO
Quote from: Sinner Bob the Mediocre
Quote from: LMNO
Quote from: Voice of Truth in his next responseNew York Times?  Slate?

Liberal claptrap!

I knew a guy who'd do that. Despite everything, I'm not that sure if VoT is that insane.


And that man's name was Sean Hannity.

Perhaps. He goes by htjyang online, though. If you can stand inanity, tedium, and idiocy, feel free to *ahem* argue over there.
"we are building a religion
we are making a brand
we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
take a bite of this apple
mister corporate events
take a walk through the jungle
of cardboard shanties and tents
some people drink pepsi
some people drink coke
the wacky morning dj says democracy's a joke
he says now do you believe in the one big song
he is now accepting callers who would like to sing along"


I AM A COMPLETE AND UTTER FUCKING IDIOT!

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

Quote from: DJRubberduckyI've got your lazy crammed up my twat, baby!
I thought that was a yeast infection?  Anyway, I usually get my hubby booby beer for his birthday.  I mean St Pauli's Girl.

Hoshiko

I made boob pasta once. It tasted like normal pasta.
Making people sorry they asked since 1983.

                   **************************

She got the speakers in the trunk
With the bass on crunk.

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

Quote from: HoshikoI made boob pasta once. It tasted like normal pasta.
Just more fun to nibble on?

DJRubberducky

Quote from: HoshikoI made boob pasta once. It tasted like normal pasta.
Tee-hee!  I made "Pasta Peckerino" for a friend once.  The penis pasta, alfredo sauce, and a couple of Italian sausages and meatballs from Buca di Beppo, artfully arranged.  Topped with shaved pecorino romano, of course.

(Yes, it took two sausages.  The meatballs were so big that I had to split one sausage and shove the other sausage into it to make the dick proportionally wide.)
- DJRubberducky
Quote from: LMNODJ's post is sort of like those pills you drop into a glass of water, and they expand into a dinosaur, or something.

Black sheep are still sheep.

Hoshiko

Inspired!

I bow to your superior culinary skills  8)
Making people sorry they asked since 1983.

                   **************************

She got the speakers in the trunk
With the bass on crunk.