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A challenge for all Bush-Haters

Started by Anonymous, January 20, 2005, 12:33:58 AM

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Voice of Truth

New York Times? Slate?

Liberal claptrap!


Just kidding...  The New York Times IS pretty fucking liberal.  At least I'm honest about FoxNews being conservative.  You should accept the similar conclusions about bias at the NY Times.  I don't really know anything about the Slate, though.  Anyway, that's not to say I don't believe the poll, but for real, the NY Times is about as lib as they come. :wink:
Such pain I feel for not being a Discordian...

agent compassion

Eeew....

Remember when it was a badge of honor to have alcohol that had, y'know, aged for a while? And now, all the pisswater beer companies are making "freshness" a selling point..."fresh beer?"

FRESH BEER?

IT'S FERMENTED FER CHRISSAKES!

It's SUPPOSED to be old and funky! GEEZ!

:x

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon


Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

Quote from: agent compassion

It's SUPPOSED to be old and funky! GEEZ!

:x

Isn't that kind of like fresh bleu cheese?

Malaul

Quote from: DJRubberducky
Quote from: HoshikoI made boob pasta once. It tasted like normal pasta.
Tee-hee!  I made "Pasta Peckerino" for a friend once.  The penis pasta, alfredo sauce, and a couple of Italian sausages and meatballs from Buca di Beppo, artfully arranged.  Topped with shaved pecorino romano, of course.

(Yes, it took two sausages.  The meatballs were so big that I had to split one sausage and shove the other sausage into it to make the dick proportionally wide.)
I hadda porn part once and we did that too!!

I wont even get into the cake we made
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

Hoshiko

You can't jump out if you don't get in first.

My friend had a penis-themed birthday party once. Penis-shaped light switch covers, penis balloons, penis-shaped cake, etc.

I kept waiting for my lesbian friends to have a vagina-themed party but they never did. Well, not one that I wanted to attend anyway.
Making people sorry they asked since 1983.

                   **************************

She got the speakers in the trunk
With the bass on crunk.

Bella

Have you guys ever seen the parody Mad Tv (at least I think it was Mad Tv) did of the Vagina Monologues?
They had Barbara Bush, Nancy Reagan, Hillary Clinton and Margaret Thatcher reading the lines.
It was one of the funnier things I've ever seen in my entire life.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Hoshiko

Funny but disturbing, right?

Kind of like getting shot at by a feminist midget.
Making people sorry they asked since 1983.

                   **************************

She got the speakers in the trunk
With the bass on crunk.

Rev. Chicken Delicious

Quote from: Malaul
Quote from: DJRubberducky
Quote from: HoshikoI made boob pasta once. It tasted like normal pasta.
Tee-hee!  I made "Pasta Peckerino" for a friend once.  The penis pasta, alfredo sauce, and a couple of Italian sausages and meatballs from Buca di Beppo, artfully arranged.  Topped with shaved pecorino romano, of course.

(Yes, it took two sausages.  The meatballs were so big that I had to split one sausage and shove the other sausage into it to make the dick proportionally wide.)
I hadda porn part once and we did that too!!

I wont even get into the cake we made

My girlfriend and I invented a very easy dish. It's Lasagna but with meatballs (or meatless meatballs) instead of meat.  It tastes exactly the same as regular lasagna, but it's great for potlucks and dinner parties because you can go around asking everyone "Would you like some ballsagna?" or "Have you tried my ballsagna?"
Reverend Chicken Delicious Monsignor D.D.S
Duke of The Fukawi and supreme co-ruler of:

Horab Fibslager

i've seen parts of the vagina monologues. or at least i think i've only seen parts. i might've repressed it as parts i do remember were awful scary.
such a dmaned misleading name wtf? i thought it was gonna be abotu vaginas givign speeches or soemthing.
Hell is other people.

Bella

Quote from: HoshikoFunny but disturbing, right?

Kind of like getting shot at by a feminist midget.
Entirely disturbing. Because they portrayed these ladies as very stiff and
uncomfortable with the material. But at the same time, it was one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

Quote from: horab fibslageri've seen parts of the vagina monologues. or at least i think i've only seen parts. i might've repressed it as parts i do remember were awful scary.
such a dmaned misleading name wtf? i thought it was gonna be abotu vaginas givign speeches or soemthing.
In all honesty, I've never been able to sit through more than a little bit of it. I've had plenty of chances because the agency I'm working for again has used it as a fund raiser several times. They don't really encourage me to go to the performances, either. Because I get the giggles  thinking about the Mad Tv version and kind of ruin it for everyone else.

And NOW I'm even less likely to sit through it, thanks to you, horab. I'll be picturing giant talking vaginas up on the stage.  :shock:
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

*stabs all Bush supporters and all conservative nutboys*
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

East Coast Hustle

*stabs Hugh in order to put a stop to the by now utterly boring and predictable "discordian jihad" or whatever the fuck it is that means I have to wade through 86 threads worth of stupid crap every goddamn time Hugh decides he's had enough tequila to bother gracing us with his presence...*

*stops to appreciate the irony of Hugh turning into the ultimate "fluff poster" *

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Bob the Mediocre

Quote from: Voice of TruthNew York Times? Slate?

Liberal claptrap!


Just kidding...  The New York Times IS pretty fucking liberal.  At least I'm honest about FoxNews being conservative.  You should accept the similar conclusions about bias at the NY Times.  I don't really know anything about the Slate, though.  Anyway, that's not to say I don't believe the poll, but for real, the NY Times is about as lib as they come. :wink:

I would argue, but I think this thread is going in a better direction and don't want to ruin it.
"we are building a religion
we are making a brand
we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
take a bite of this apple
mister corporate events
take a walk through the jungle
of cardboard shanties and tents
some people drink pepsi
some people drink coke
the wacky morning dj says democracy's a joke
he says now do you believe in the one big song
he is now accepting callers who would like to sing along"


I AM A COMPLETE AND UTTER FUCKING IDIOT!

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

Quote from: GOAT*stabs Hugh in order to put a stop to the by now utterly boring and predictable "discordian jihad" or whatever the fuck it is that means I have to wade through 86 threads worth of stupid crap every goddamn time Hugh decides he's had enough tequila to bother gracing us with his presence...*

*stops to appreciate the irony of Hugh turning into the ultimate "fluff poster" *

8)

Pot calling the kettle black?  You post a whole lot of crap every day, so he's saves his crap until he's constipated and blows?  Big fucking deal :roll:

Voice of Truth

That's just because you're a sinner....Bob.  Aaaahahaha... Wooh!!  I kill myself... :lol:
Such pain I feel for not being a Discordian...