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Started by Capeditiea, July 07, 2018, 08:16:03 PM

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Faust

#15
July 08, 2018, 09:06:58 AM
Just because you unearthed my corpse from a bog in 1347 and suddenly the black death, and again came by my cairn right before a potato famine,  and here we are again on the eve of the next big oops doesn't mean we are both time travellers, one of us takes the slow road.
Sleepless nights at the chateau

Capeditiea

#16
July 08, 2018, 09:24:46 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 08, 2018, 07:40:52 AM
Quote from: Capeditiea on July 08, 2018, 07:00:51 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 08, 2018, 06:52:31 AM
I'm going back to 1978.  You fuckers can HAVE this shit.


i am now curious how 40 year old shit would smell...

BY CHANCE I AM ABLE TO ANSWER THAT.

:D enlighten me?
The Goddess of Discord = 67 = Eris Kallisti Discordja = 67 = Gnosis Goddess of Art and Creativity = 67 = Capeditiea = 67 = Goddess of Enigma
[GoN]

Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 05, 2018, 10:21:16 PM
It was fucking horrible.  Do not trust your younger self.

Capeditiea

#17
July 08, 2018, 09:25:42 AM
Quote from: Faust on July 08, 2018, 09:06:58 AM
Just because you unearthed my corpse from a bog in 1347 and suddenly the black death, and again came by my cairn right before a potato famine,  and here we are again on the eve of the next big oops doesn't mean we are both time travellers, one of us takes the slow road.


:O so it was you who i saw that day...
The Goddess of Discord = 67 = Eris Kallisti Discordja = 67 = Gnosis Goddess of Art and Creativity = 67 = Capeditiea = 67 = Goddess of Enigma
[GoN]

Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 05, 2018, 10:21:16 PM
It was fucking horrible.  Do not trust your younger self.

Doktor Howl

#18
July 08, 2018, 05:07:05 PM
Quote from: Capeditiea on July 08, 2018, 09:24:46 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 08, 2018, 07:40:52 AM
Quote from: Capeditiea on July 08, 2018, 07:00:51 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 08, 2018, 06:52:31 AM
I'm going back to 1978.  You fuckers can HAVE this shit.


i am now curious how 40 year old shit would smell...

BY CHANCE I AM ABLE TO ANSWER THAT.

:D enlighten me?

It smells like clay, with a subtle overtone of LMNO's glitter infused jockstrap.
Molon Lube

Capeditiea

#19
July 08, 2018, 08:53:47 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 08, 2018, 05:07:05 PM
Quote from: Capeditiea on July 08, 2018, 09:24:46 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 08, 2018, 07:40:52 AM
Quote from: Capeditiea on July 08, 2018, 07:00:51 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 08, 2018, 06:52:31 AM
I'm going back to 1978.  You fuckers can HAVE this shit.


i am now curious how 40 year old shit would smell...

BY CHANCE I AM ABLE TO ANSWER THAT.

:D enlighten me?

It smells like clay, with a subtle overtone of LMNO's glitter infused jockstrap.


*nods, i have a guess who's shit you smelt.

However you shouldn't go around smelling shit. one could potentially get knocked out... waking up to find they have been kidnapped by the aboriginals of easter island who have, for quite some time, used invisibility cloaks to keep their pressence and their trees hidden.

Haven't you ever wondered why those statues are all nearly neck deep in ground? that is simply because underneath the ground we have the easter island aboriginals there, which one may be here as well... *suspicious eyes.
The Goddess of Discord = 67 = Eris Kallisti Discordja = 67 = Gnosis Goddess of Art and Creativity = 67 = Capeditiea = 67 = Goddess of Enigma
[GoN]

Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 05, 2018, 10:21:16 PM
It was fucking horrible.  Do not trust your younger self.

minuspace

#20
July 08, 2018, 09:56:24 PM
Quote from: Emo Howard on July 08, 2018, 06:44:07 AM
Quote from: LuciferX on July 08, 2018, 06:08:24 AM
Quote from: Emo Howard on July 08, 2018, 05:49:29 AM
I'm not technically from the future, but my family moved there when I was, like,  eight.

Unfortunately, we wound up getting caught by a cyborg Barron Trump clone in 2101, and were deported back to 1997, and had our memories scrambled so we couldn't interfere in the timeline.

Must have been '96 I had some posh x-mas dinner at his house in CO.

Who's house? A cyborg Barron Trump clone's house?
Something like that, I think they were casting for the Kushner role because of the reverse Oedipal thing. Good thing we caught that before it required a time therapist.

Doktor Howl

#21
July 09, 2018, 04:16:43 AM
Quote from: Capeditiea on July 08, 2018, 08:53:47 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 08, 2018, 05:07:05 PM
Quote from: Capeditiea on July 08, 2018, 09:24:46 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 08, 2018, 07:40:52 AM
Quote from: Capeditiea on July 08, 2018, 07:00:51 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 08, 2018, 06:52:31 AM
I'm going back to 1978.  You fuckers can HAVE this shit.


i am now curious how 40 year old shit would smell...

BY CHANCE I AM ABLE TO ANSWER THAT.

:D enlighten me?

It smells like clay, with a subtle overtone of LMNO's glitter infused jockstrap.


*nods, i have a guess who's shit you smelt.

However you shouldn't go around smelling shit. one could potentially get knocked out... waking up to find they have been kidnapped by the aboriginals of easter island who have, for quite some time, used invisibility cloaks to keep their pressence and their trees hidden.

Haven't you ever wondered why those statues are all nearly neck deep in ground? that is simply because underneath the ground we have the easter island aboriginals there, which one may be here as well... *suspicious eyes.

I am a well-respected researcher in the field of "hot mess". 

I'm a Goddamn industry professional.
Molon Lube

Capeditiea

#22
July 09, 2018, 04:57:41 AM

:O o my, does this mean you are the Shit Doktor?

(and now a variation)

:O o my, does this mean you are the Shit, Doktor?

The Goddess of Discord = 67 = Eris Kallisti Discordja = 67 = Gnosis Goddess of Art and Creativity = 67 = Capeditiea = 67 = Goddess of Enigma
[GoN]

Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 05, 2018, 10:21:16 PM
It was fucking horrible.  Do not trust your younger self.

Cain

#23
July 09, 2018, 05:05:56 AM
Can I create a pention to ban time travllers from our forums.

Something about having to prep ourselfs from time travelers who will use our own history books against us

or


:?

minuspace

#24
July 09, 2018, 08:17:20 AM
Quote from: Capeditiea on July 09, 2018, 04:57:41 AM

:O o my, does this mean you are the Shit Doktor?

(and now a variation)

:O o my, does this mean you are the Shit, Doktor?
Quote from: Cain on July 09, 2018, 05:05:56 AM
Can I create a pention to ban time travllers from our forums.

Something about having to prep ourselfs from time travelers who will use our own history books against us

or


:?
History:

Books are made out of words.
Words are like bytes.

Let them eat my past.

Faust

#25
July 09, 2018, 08:30:06 AM
Quote from: Cain on July 09, 2018, 05:05:56 AM
Can I create a pention to ban time travllers from our forums.

Something about having to prep ourselfs from time travelers who will use our own history books against us

or


:?
For electing trump, causing the Jenners, and making ed sheeran a star I sentance your decade to the phantom zone
Sleepless nights at the chateau

THE QLIPHITISER

#26
July 09, 2018, 09:32:26 AM
Quote from: Cain on July 09, 2018, 05:05:56 AM
:?

That's right, question everything
Follower of the 'Kacalinstanphia' branch of Discordianism, which emphasizes a hyper-meta-doctrine of parachaos field theory in relation to dancing submariner zombies, in accordance with Eris' decent into the megazone of the universal mind - which cannot be seen but is felt by all.

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Everything is a lie, nothing is relative

Doktor Howl

#27
July 09, 2018, 05:49:16 PM
Quote from: Capeditiea on July 09, 2018, 04:57:41 AM

:O o my, does this mean you are the Shit Doktor?

(and now a variation)

:O o my, does this mean you are the Shit, Doktor?

Yes.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

#28
July 09, 2018, 05:49:38 PM
Molon Lube

Capeditiea

#29
July 09, 2018, 07:35:00 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 09, 2018, 05:49:16 PM
Quote from: Capeditiea on July 09, 2018, 04:57:41 AM

:O o my, does this mean you are the Shit Doktor?

(and now a variation)

:O o my, does this mean you are the Shit, Doktor?

Yes.


Amazing. :D so could you tell me why i poo once every week?
The Goddess of Discord = 67 = Eris Kallisti Discordja = 67 = Gnosis Goddess of Art and Creativity = 67 = Capeditiea = 67 = Goddess of Enigma
[GoN]

Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 05, 2018, 10:21:16 PM
It was fucking horrible.  Do not trust your younger self.
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