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Re: Looking for ideas
« Reply #15 on: July 18, 2018, 02:48:59 am »
You fuckers drink milk out of a plastic bladder and *WE* are the weird ones?
Do you really want to bring up the subject of dairy products?  You guys contributed processed cheese slices to world cuisine.


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Re: Looking for ideas
« Reply #16 on: July 18, 2018, 03:10:21 am »

Do you really want to bring up the subject of dairy products?  You guys contributed processed cheese slices to world cuisine.



Also Cheese Whiz.

"Processed cheese-like food product."
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Re: Looking for ideas
« Reply #17 on: July 20, 2018, 08:46:29 am »

Do you really want to bring up the subject of dairy products?  You guys contributed processed cheese slices to world cuisine.



Also Cheese Whiz.

"Processed cheese-like food product."

I was going to say Easy Cheese, the stuff that comes in a can with a nozzle. Because Cheese Whiz is just too much work.
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Re: Looking for ideas
« Reply #18 on: July 20, 2018, 05:17:20 pm »
The thing about American cheese-like products, in general, is that they only taste (vaguely) like cheese as long as you also eat like an American: faster than the signals from your taste buds can travel to your brain, and quickly drowned out by a gallon of Dr. Pepper.
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Re: Looking for ideas
« Reply #19 on: July 22, 2018, 09:22:20 am »
At work a while back, we had a "Taste of Harmony" potluck dinner. We were supposed to bring something "representative of our culture", so I bought a couple of cans of Easy Cheese, and Ritz crackers.

In true American form, I ate it all beforehand and had nothing to bring to the table, so I grabbed a tub of ice cream from the Dollar store on the way to work that day. It did a pretty good job of getting that Basil taste out of everybody's mouth, and was a smashing success!

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ETA: Also, this is how I learned that spray-on-cheese is Easy Cheese, not Cheese Whiz, which is pretty much the same thing, but in non-pressurized form.
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Re: Looking for ideas
« Reply #20 on: July 23, 2018, 06:47:47 am »
This is all good suggestion of cheese distinction, I mistake these non-fermented produkt before. May I also make suggestion to hire comrade Bystritsky for Audience Research and Social Circuit Engineering.
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Re: Looking for ideas
« Reply #21 on: November 01, 2018, 04:03:36 pm »
ETA: Also, this is how I learned that spray-on-cheese is Easy Cheese, not Cheese Whiz, which is pretty much the same thing, but in non-pressurized form.

and I just learned it now from reading this thread
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Re: Looking for ideas
« Reply #22 on: November 01, 2018, 04:18:44 pm »
It’s worth noting Cheese-Whiz tastes completely different in Canada. Or maybe it isn’t.
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Re: Looking for ideas
« Reply #23 on: November 01, 2018, 05:10:43 pm »
It’s worth noting Cheese-Whiz tastes completely different in Canada. Or maybe it isn’t.

Is it better or worse?
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Re: Looking for ideas
« Reply #24 on: November 01, 2018, 05:12:12 pm »
ETA: Also, this is how I learned that spray-on-cheese is Easy Cheese, not Cheese Whiz, which is pretty much the same thing, but in non-pressurized form.

and I just learned it now from reading this thread

It's just natural to think that the one called "Whiz" would be the one that comes out in a stream.
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Re: Looking for ideas
« Reply #25 on: November 01, 2018, 05:32:37 pm »
It’s worth noting Cheese-Whiz tastes completely different in Canada. Or maybe it isn’t.

Is it better or worse?

That’s subjective, I suppose. But I personally prefer American Cheese-Whiz.
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Re: Looking for ideas
« Reply #26 on: November 01, 2018, 07:13:51 pm »
It’s worth noting Cheese-Whiz tastes completely different in Canada. Or maybe it isn’t.

Is it better or worse?

That’s subjective, I suppose. But I personally prefer American Cheese-Whiz.

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Re: Looking for ideas
« Reply #27 on: November 01, 2018, 09:29:42 pm »
It’s worth noting Cheese-Whiz tastes completely different in Canada. Or maybe it isn’t.

Is it better or worse?

That’s subjective, I suppose. But I personally prefer American Cheese-Whiz.

You make me sad.

I gotta be me.

But honestly, do you remember what Canadian Cheese-Whiz tastes like? It’s horrible. It’s the Miracle Whip of the fake cheese world.
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Re: Looking for ideas
« Reply #28 on: November 01, 2018, 11:30:09 pm »
It took less than a week for this thread to go from “U.S. resistance politics” to “international spray cheese.”

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Re: Looking for ideas
« Reply #29 on: November 02, 2018, 01:25:47 am »
It took less than a week for this thread to go from “U.S. resistance politics” to “international spray cheese.”

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