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Re: Looking for ideas
« Reply #30 on: November 02, 2018, 05:55:00 am »
It took less than a week for this thread to go from “U.S. resistance politics” to “international spray cheese.”

CHEEZ WHIZ ISN'T SPRAY CHEESE!!!!!!1  :crankey:
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Re: Looking for ideas
« Reply #31 on: November 02, 2018, 10:41:53 am »
It took less than a week for this thread to go from “U.S. resistance politics” to “international spray cheese.”

Half of America's problems are related to what it considers to be cheese.

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Re: Looking for ideas
« Reply #32 on: November 03, 2018, 01:28:19 am »
It took less than a week for this thread to go from “U.S. resistance politics” to “international spray cheese.”

CHEEZ WHIZ ISN'T SPRAY CHEESE!!!!!!1  :crankey:







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Re: Looking for ideas
« Reply #33 on: November 03, 2018, 06:00:49 am »
It took less than a week for this thread to go from “U.S. resistance politics” to “international spray cheese.”

CHEEZ WHIZ ISN'T SPRAY CHEESE!!!!!!1  :crankey:








While it seems that this product no longer exists, it does show up as an item on the Walmart.com, though listed as "Out of Stock", and does not appear on the Kraft website on the Cheez Whiz page, It did apparently at one time exist, and therefore I must rule my argument INVALID.


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Re: Looking for ideas
« Reply #34 on: November 03, 2018, 04:33:12 pm »
Regular cheese is just a loaf of milk, though.
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Ecclesiastes 2:14, JACKASS.

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Re: Looking for ideas
« Reply #35 on: November 04, 2018, 03:38:43 am »
Regular cheese is just a loaf of milk, though.

Now you're just being silly.
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Re: Looking for ideas
« Reply #36 on: November 06, 2018, 03:30:10 am »
Tyrannosaurus vex, if you're still soliciting ideas after The Spray Cheese Hijacking, there's a bit of fun to be had with the following: 

From the REPUBLICAN PLATFORM 2016:

Restoring the American Dream

Reducing the Federal Debt
Our national debt is a burden on our economy
and families. The huge increase in the national
debt demanded by and incurred during the current
Administration has placed a significant burden on
future generations. We must impose firm caps on
future debt, accelerate the repayment of the trillions
we now owe in order to reaffirm our principles of
responsible and limited government, and remove
the burdens we are placing on future generations.
A strong economy is one key to debt reduction,
but spending restraint is a necessary component
that must be vigorously pursued.

It certainly didn't take long for them to throw most of that platform plank away. But, never fear, it will turn up again in the REPUBLICAN PLATFORM 2020, especially the bit about spending restraint. And, we already know what programs they'll want to “restrain.”