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Doktor Howl

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Why even physics is dumb and SHUT UP.
« on: August 08, 2018, 11:29:41 pm »
Okay, according to Newton, if you drop a silver dollar out of your car window, it falls in a straight line.

According to Einstein, if you drop a silver dollar out of your car, you observe it fall in a straight line and a pedestrian walking by watches it fall in a parabolic arc, and both people are correct.

According to Doktor Howl, you're dropping money out the window and you should stop.  If the above named assholes were so smart, why does this have to be explained?


Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

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First ^  Then V

And I did.  I didn't feel like I had any choice.  Between P-Funk and Hirley0, I became the man reptillian menace I am today.

Bootsy Collins did this to me.

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Re: Why even physics is dumb and SHUT UP.
« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2018, 04:49:35 am »
I don't even have a car
"he was a smart feller who felt smart"

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Re: Why even physics is dumb and SHUT UP.
« Reply #2 on: August 09, 2018, 05:12:35 am »
I go gets the coin
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Re: Why even physics is dumb and SHUT UP.
« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2018, 01:32:31 pm »
Who the hell carries around silver dollars these days, anyway?

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Re: Why even physics is dumb and SHUT UP.
« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2018, 04:44:42 pm »
Why is even physics?  Time travellers will only use it against us.

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Re: Why even physics is dumb and SHUT UP.
« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2018, 04:44:58 pm »
Who the hell carries around silver dollars these days, anyway?


What the hell are you trying to imply, here?  Physics is okay because people don't carry outmoded currency?  THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE!
Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

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First ^  Then V

And I did.  I didn't feel like I had any choice.  Between P-Funk and Hirley0, I became the man reptillian menace I am today.

Bootsy Collins did this to me.

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Re: Why even physics is dumb and SHUT UP.
« Reply #6 on: August 13, 2018, 04:46:08 pm »
Why is even physics?  Time travellers will only use it against us.

Leslie Groves sure as fuck did.
Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

SHAKE THAT
First ^  Then V

And I did.  I didn't feel like I had any choice.  Between P-Funk and Hirley0, I became the man reptillian menace I am today.

Bootsy Collins did this to me.