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Why even physics is dumb and SHUT UP.

Started by Doktor Howl, August 08, 2018, 11:29:41 PM

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Doktor Howl

August 08, 2018, 11:29:41 PM
Okay, according to Newton, if you drop a silver dollar out of your car window, it falls in a straight line.

According to Einstein, if you drop a silver dollar out of your car, you observe it fall in a straight line and a pedestrian walking by watches it fall in a parabolic arc, and both people are correct.

According to Doktor Howl, you're dropping money out the window and you should stop.  If the above named assholes were so smart, why does this have to be explained?


Molon Lube

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#1
August 09, 2018, 04:49:35 AM
I don't even have a car
"a real smart feller, he felt smart"

minuspace

#2
August 09, 2018, 05:12:35 AM
I go gets the coin

LMNO

#3
August 13, 2018, 01:32:31 PM
Who the hell carries around silver dollars these days, anyway?

Cain

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August 13, 2018, 04:44:42 PM
Why is even physics?  Time travellers will only use it against us.

Doktor Howl

#5
August 13, 2018, 04:44:58 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 13, 2018, 01:32:31 PM
Who the hell carries around silver dollars these days, anyway?


What the hell are you trying to imply, here?  Physics is okay because people don't carry outmoded currency?  THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE!
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

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August 13, 2018, 04:46:08 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 13, 2018, 04:44:42 PM
Why is even physics?  Time travellers will only use it against us.

Leslie Groves sure as fuck did.
Molon Lube
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