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the subject says it all. (i was originally going to suggest a few others (Shania Twain's Man, I feel like a Woman, Celine Dion's My Heart will Go On, ABBA's Dancing Queen (which Dancing Queen was to pay homage for the cruelness of ABBA being all mean to The Justified Ancients of MuMu) or Whoever sings, What a Girl Wants... but they wouldn't fit.))

:D

hold on i shall look up who did that song...

O, Christina Aguilera...

*nods,

or you can pick something by Immortal. :D

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Haha I won’t be tricked into stripping to “Memory” for the twisted pleasure of Eris EVER AGAIN.

Nice try tho.
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* Grumpily puts on overalls at five A.M to Phantom of the Opera - Overture *

At what point does an IT guy need overalls?
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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Also, OP forgot Taylor Swift.

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I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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Also, OP forgot Taylor Swift.

Doktor Howl,
Is Delicate.

:O o my, i did forget the 2000s era...
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Also, OP forgot Taylor Swift.

Doktor Howl,
Is Delicate.

:O o my, i did forget the 2000s era...

Also Turn Down for What.  It's the only way you're getting LMNO's pants off, now that he's turned all serious.
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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Also, OP forgot Taylor Swift.

Doktor Howl,
Is Delicate.

:O o my, i did forget the 2000s era...

Also Turn Down for What.  It's the only way you're getting LMNO's pants off, now that he's turned all serious.

RIP LMNO...

FINE LISTEN TO WHAT EVER WILL MAKE YOU STRIP! just don't listen to Cats then.
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Still not going to do it, even if I can strip to Tiny Tim’s duet with himself on I Got You Babe.
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Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
« Reply #10 on: September 05, 2018, 09:02:34 pm »
I'm already naked.  What do I do now?

:D run outside. yelling, "the end of the world is not cumming!"
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Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
« Reply #11 on: September 05, 2018, 09:03:55 pm »
Still not going to do it, even if I can strip to Tiny Tim’s duet with himself on I Got You Babe.

well... shit.
i guess...

there is no other option...
we have to summon Yig.

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Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
« Reply #12 on: September 05, 2018, 09:09:07 pm »
I'm already naked.  What do I do now?

That British dude, Robbie Williams?  Remember that video?
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
« Reply #13 on: September 05, 2018, 09:12:33 pm »
I'm already naked.  What do I do now?

That British dude, Robbie Williams?  Remember that video?


please enlighten me? :O
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Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
« Reply #14 on: September 05, 2018, 09:15:34 pm »
I'm already naked.  What do I do now?

That British dude, Robbie Williams?  Remember that video?


please enlighten me? :O

No, you're too young.  You still have afterbirth on your damn forehead.  No Robbie Williams for you until you can buy your own beer.  Then MAYBE.
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.