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Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
« Reply #60 on: September 10, 2018, 07:09:28 pm »
Way to bring me back to youthful times there, Dok. Robbie Williams?


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I'm not that much younger than you. What's 10 or thereabouts years at this age?

It's the difference between always knowing where a bathroom is and saying fuck it and wearing depends.
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Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
« Reply #61 on: September 11, 2018, 12:32:32 am »
Canadians are a a sack of bastards.
You're just jealous that everybody likes us better than you, now.  Well, except for a couple places like Saudi Arabia that don't matter anyway.

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Sometimes they Harper, and he spends 3 years burning libraries (not kidding, look it up).
Harper muzzled scientists, too, in case scientific truth wasn't in line with political truth (mostly regarding climate change).

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Our provincial sport is screaming and throwing rocks at people.  Every town larger than three people has an arena for this purpose.  It's hard to get kids interested in it, though, they find it boring.
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Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
« Reply #62 on: September 11, 2018, 02:02:54 am »

:O what country are you in?

We used to call it Canada.

:O what is it called now?

It’s still called Canada.

But we used to call it that too.

*nods, is it true Canadaians are nice people?

Canadians are a a sack of bastards.  They Tim Horton's and they bagged milk and they Doug Ford just when you thought they had sobered up.  Sometimes they Harper, and he spends 3 years burning libraries (not kidding, look it up).

They built the CN Tower because they knew it would be impossible to demolish. Fact.  One day it will simply fall over and crush Pickering.  The bathroom vents to atmosphere and soaks Markham Road in a drizzle of the kind of shit that salt & vinegar chips produces.

Okay, that last one is funny.  But STILL, that's just the shit they do in their one city.  In the wilderness it's way worse.  Every year they have the Jack London Games, where everyone races out onto thin ice on some lake in the Yukon.  First one to fall in and drown wins the gold.  They do this for FUN.  The runners-up then go accidentally shoot American hunters.  But they say sorry, which is polite, at least.

See? We're polite, goddamit.
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Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
« Reply #63 on: September 11, 2018, 02:07:11 am »

Harper muzzled scientists, too, in case scientific truth wasn't in line with political truth (mostly regarding climate change).


The libraries he burned were the fisheries library, including 8 years of my father's work.  The records burned go back all the way to the 1850 Challenger Expedition.

The reason they were burned, of course, was to deny climate scientists a basis for comparison.

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Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
« Reply #64 on: September 12, 2018, 10:51:47 pm »
Way to bring me back to youthful times there, Dok. Robbie Williams?


:crankey:

I'm not that much younger than you. What's 10 or thereabouts years at this age?

It's the difference between always knowing where a bathroom is and saying fuck it and wearing depends.

Alright. I'll give you that.
I just let it go on the streets.

And all them goddamn meds. I dunno if it's because of the life I've led, but I need exogenous hormones to function. It sucks.
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Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
« Reply #65 on: September 12, 2018, 11:27:42 pm »
Way to bring me back to youthful times there, Dok. Robbie Williams?


:crankey:

I'm not that much younger than you. What's 10 or thereabouts years at this age?

It's the difference between always knowing where a bathroom is and saying fuck it and wearing depends.

Alright. I'll give you that.
I just let it go on the streets.

And all them goddamn meds. I dunno if it's because of the life I've led, but I need exogenous hormones to function. It sucks.

I was angry because I didn't have enough benzodiazepine, until I met a man who had no enzymes.
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Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
« Reply #66 on: September 12, 2018, 11:33:36 pm »
My only positive with this is that I can take more of the stuff I need and feel even better.
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Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
« Reply #67 on: September 12, 2018, 11:36:29 pm »
My only positive with this is that I can take more of the stuff I need and feel even better.

Same.  I JUST TAKE MORE AND THEN YARBALARBLARABLE  :lulz:

Seriously, though, you're hardly the only person who has to tune their body chemistry.  It could be way worse. 
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Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
« Reply #68 on: September 12, 2018, 11:52:32 pm »
Point of Oder: Why is this stickied?

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Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
« Reply #69 on: September 13, 2018, 01:24:13 am »
Point of Oder: Why is this stickied?

Unsure.  Random things have been stickied and unstickied recently.  Faust is probably monkeying with the laws of nature again.
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Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
« Reply #70 on: September 13, 2018, 01:30:23 am »
My only positive with this is that I can take more of the stuff I need and feel even better.

Same.  I JUST TAKE MORE AND THEN YARBALARBLARABLE  :lulz:

Seriously, though, you're hardly the only person who has to tune their body chemistry.  It could be way worse.

Oh, I know. A buddy of mine has to take around twenty pills and a couple of shots every day.
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Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
« Reply #71 on: September 13, 2018, 12:56:54 pm »
Point of Oder: Why is this stickied?

Unsure.  Random things have been stickied and unstickied recently.  Faust is probably monkeying with the laws of nature again.

Great.  I just got my ascot back from the dry cleaners', too.

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Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
« Reply #72 on: September 13, 2018, 07:21:51 pm »
Point of Oder: Why is this stickied?

Unsure.  Random things have been stickied and unstickied recently.  Faust is probably monkeying with the laws of nature again.

Great.  I just got my ascot back from the dry cleaners', too.


:lulz:


I did a bit of maintenance, board-wide.  Unstickied everything that was older than 2015, except for the stuff that has always been stickied.

I am like the anti-you.
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Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
« Reply #73 on: September 13, 2018, 07:34:15 pm »
I'm never gonna live that one down.

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Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
« Reply #74 on: September 13, 2018, 09:20:36 pm »
I'm never gonna live that one down.

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