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Re: The Smillsoid Has Landed!
« Reply #15 on: October 02, 2018, 09:56:36 pm »
Well, I'm an incredibly weird person. *shrugs*
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« Reply #16 on: October 02, 2018, 10:05:26 pm »
One might even say... outlandish?
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« Reply #17 on: October 02, 2018, 10:08:10 pm »
Outlandish... yes, I like that!
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« Reply #18 on: October 02, 2018, 11:43:48 pm »
Something about this exchange is decidedly unsettling.  I think I'm going to go and stand behind several inches of steel plate.
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« Reply #19 on: October 03, 2018, 12:45:25 am »
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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« Reply #20 on: October 03, 2018, 12:45:51 am »
Something about this exchange is decidedly unsettling.  I think I'm going to go and stand behind several inches of steel plate.

You have good instincts, sir.
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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« Reply #21 on: October 03, 2018, 12:52:45 am »
I do it for science.
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« Reply #22 on: October 03, 2018, 12:58:13 am »
Well, I'm an incredibly weird person. *shrugs*

We don't actually value "weird".  Donald Trump Jr is weird as fuck and in fact has negative value.

We for the most part value the ability to think.  To see things as they really are, despite being stuck on a planet with 7.6 billion stupid primates.  Despite BEING one of those primates.

Kicking in the door and spouting word salad at us has been done.  Outlandishly done.  Since 2002.  It's the same shit over and over again, some half-functional freak that is used to being the weirdest person in the room, but fails to consider that the room they are in is full of idiots.

So is this room.  But we've been doing this a very long time, and we'd rather hear ideas than 23 SKIDDOO BLARG BLARG BLARG.  We can get that on the damn teevee.

Take this for what it's worth, because you seem like a bright kid, but your deliberate weirdness is banal as fuck.
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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Re: The Smillsoid Has Landed!
« Reply #23 on: October 09, 2018, 02:02:03 am »
I'm not deliberately weird. I'm just me.
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Re: The Smillsoid Has Landed!
« Reply #24 on: October 09, 2018, 06:50:36 am »
Something about this exchange is decidedly unsettling.  I think I'm going to go and stand behind several inches of steel plate.
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« Reply #25 on: October 09, 2018, 06:52:51 am »
I'm not deliberately weird. I'm just me.

It's all you've talked about.

You could talk about something else.
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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« Reply #26 on: October 09, 2018, 01:11:58 pm »
I'm not deliberately weird. I'm just me.

It’s smacking of an “informed attribute” at this point.
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« Reply #27 on: October 09, 2018, 02:24:43 pm »
Common reasons to claim you're weird:

1.  You have impulse control problems, and want to frame this as an endearing trait.
2.  You're actually a filthy normie, and need some way to feel special.
3.  You're genuinely weird, and are warning people to stay away.  Kind of like if you have tuberculosis.

As far as descriptive terms go, "weird" doesn't really say much about a person, anyway.  Everybody's weird in some sense, normal in some sense, weird and normal in some sense, etc.

i was going to stay behind my steel plate but then someone coated it with paraffin
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« Reply #28 on: October 09, 2018, 04:53:03 pm »
i was going to stay behind my steel plate but then someone coated it with paraffin

It was probably Hoops.  He is a very rude man and has a Tim Horton's habit.
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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Re: The Smillsoid Has Landed!
« Reply #29 on: October 09, 2018, 07:15:24 pm »
Common reasons to self-identify as weird.

4. It was a false positive: by induction of a whack detection/recognition system.
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