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Re: The Smillsoid Has Landed!
« Reply #15 on: October 02, 2018, 09:56:36 pm »
Well, I'm an incredibly weird person. *shrugs*
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« Reply #16 on: October 02, 2018, 10:05:26 pm »
One might even say... outlandish?
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« Reply #17 on: October 02, 2018, 10:08:10 pm »
Outlandish... yes, I like that!
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« Reply #18 on: October 02, 2018, 11:43:48 pm »
Something about this exchange is decidedly unsettling.  I think I'm going to go and stand behind several inches of steel plate.
"When I say 'engineering', I have unreasonable expectations.  It must - as you know - look good in PADS AND give you plenty of help ducking and weaving in meetings.  But it must also, at some distant point in time, function.  If it does not, then you must accept that you are not in fact an engineer but instead an MBA.  Hang your head in SHAME, sinner!"

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« Reply #19 on: October 03, 2018, 12:45:25 am »
Not the good guy.

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« Reply #20 on: October 03, 2018, 12:45:51 am »
Something about this exchange is decidedly unsettling.  I think I'm going to go and stand behind several inches of steel plate.

You have good instincts, sir.
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« Reply #21 on: October 03, 2018, 12:52:45 am »
I do it for science.
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« Reply #22 on: October 03, 2018, 12:58:13 am »
Well, I'm an incredibly weird person. *shrugs*

We don't actually value "weird".  Donald Trump Jr is weird as fuck and in fact has negative value.

We for the most part value the ability to think.  To see things as they really are, despite being stuck on a planet with 7.6 billion stupid primates.  Despite BEING one of those primates.

Kicking in the door and spouting word salad at us has been done.  Outlandishly done.  Since 2002.  It's the same shit over and over again, some half-functional freak that is used to being the weirdest person in the room, but fails to consider that the room they are in is full of idiots.

So is this room.  But we've been doing this a very long time, and we'd rather hear ideas than 23 SKIDDOO BLARG BLARG BLARG.  We can get that on the damn teevee.

Take this for what it's worth, because you seem like a bright kid, but your deliberate weirdness is banal as fuck.
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« Reply #23 on: October 09, 2018, 02:02:03 am »
I'm not deliberately weird. I'm just me.
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« Reply #24 on: October 09, 2018, 06:50:36 am »
Something about this exchange is decidedly unsettling.  I think I'm going to go and stand behind several inches of steel plate.
... and especially paraffin
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« Reply #25 on: October 09, 2018, 06:52:51 am »
I'm not deliberately weird. I'm just me.

It's all you've talked about.

You could talk about something else.
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« Reply #26 on: October 09, 2018, 01:11:58 pm »
I'm not deliberately weird. I'm just me.

It’s smacking of an “informed attribute” at this point.
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« Reply #27 on: October 09, 2018, 02:24:43 pm »
Common reasons to claim you're weird:

1.  You have impulse control problems, and want to frame this as an endearing trait.
2.  You're actually a filthy normie, and need some way to feel special.
3.  You're genuinely weird, and are warning people to stay away.  Kind of like if you have tuberculosis.

As far as descriptive terms go, "weird" doesn't really say much about a person, anyway.  Everybody's weird in some sense, normal in some sense, weird and normal in some sense, etc.

i was going to stay behind my steel plate but then someone coated it with paraffin
"When I say 'engineering', I have unreasonable expectations.  It must - as you know - look good in PADS AND give you plenty of help ducking and weaving in meetings.  But it must also, at some distant point in time, function.  If it does not, then you must accept that you are not in fact an engineer but instead an MBA.  Hang your head in SHAME, sinner!"

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« Reply #28 on: October 09, 2018, 04:53:03 pm »
i was going to stay behind my steel plate but then someone coated it with paraffin

It was probably Hoops.  He is a very rude man and has a Tim Horton's habit.
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« Reply #29 on: October 09, 2018, 07:15:24 pm »
Common reasons to self-identify as weird.

4. It was a false positive: by induction of a whack detection/recognition system.
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