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Re: The Smillsoid Has Landed!
« Reply #30 on: October 09, 2018, 07:39:29 pm »
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Re: The Smillsoid Has Landed!
« Reply #31 on: October 09, 2018, 08:22:40 pm »
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Very much this.

Everyone is weird.  That's why weird is boring.
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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Re: The Smillsoid Has Landed!
« Reply #32 on: October 09, 2018, 10:33:08 pm »
i was going to stay behind my steel plate but then someone coated it with paraffin

It was probably Hoops.  He is a very rude man and has a Tim Horton's habit.

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Re: The Smillsoid Has Landed!
« Reply #33 on: April 11, 2019, 08:14:36 pm »
Common reasons to claim you're weird:

1.  You have impulse control problems, and want to frame this as an endearing trait.
2.  You're actually a filthy normie, and need some way to feel special.
3.  You're genuinely weird, and are warning people to stay away.  Kind of like if you have tuberculosis.

As far as descriptive terms go, "weird" doesn't really say much about a person, anyway.  Everybody's weird in some sense, normal in some sense, weird and normal in some sense, etc.

i was going to stay behind my steel plate but then someone coated it with paraffin

I'm a mix of 1 and 3. 3 never works when it needs to, for whatever reason. 1 is just, always on...

But yeah, I get the whole "wanting people to think" deal. You don't have to come here to find people who actually think... though some of the members (eyes Howl, then Crammulus, then Cain) have some posts that are straight up gold. There's enough monkeys and typewriters out there to solve the meaning of existence, but only if you can wade through all the discarded paper and feces first, to find it, and read it.

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Re: The Smillsoid Has Landed!
« Reply #34 on: May 11, 2019, 02:12:54 pm »
Feces? That's just vile mate. haha

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Re: The Smillsoid Has Landed!
« Reply #35 on: May 12, 2019, 03:19:56 am »
She's got nice feet.

Oh yes?


But does she actually?

https://cdntattoofilter.com/tattoo/26492/l.jpg

Idk if feet are nsfw so i didnt directly paste it here, but, they seem average at best, and them having "Rolling $tones" tatood on them kinda is a put-off, and twice as much cause Kat Von D allegedly did the tattooing
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