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Started by Cain, October 02, 2018, 12:20:11 AM

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Doktor Howl

#1065
September 09, 2019, 02:54:51 AM
Quote from: Hoopla! on September 08, 2019, 09:51:06 PM
Trudeau REALLY pisses off a certain segment of the Canadian population.

That's the part that wishes they had Trump as a PM, right?
Molon Lube

Trivial

#1066
September 09, 2019, 03:59:40 PM
New random fb idiot talking point:  Minnesota is a Muslim filled hellhole.
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

Juana

#1067
September 09, 2019, 05:50:23 PM
what a time to be alive.  :lulz:
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

altered

#1068
September 10, 2019, 06:15:35 AM
I might have fucking ruined my knee. We'll see: I have today and tomorrow off and intend to spend as little time on the stairs or walking as possible, let's see if the rest helps.

What happened, for the curious: there is this bridge around here I have to cross to get home from the bus stop. Someone removed one of the planks for the stairs down to ground level. My foot went through to the (mercifully close by) concrete with tension for a much shorter, smaller step down on my other knee. Immediate crippling pain, followed by a long walk home and trip up two flights of stairs. Right below my knee cap feels like a knife made of dry ice is lodged in it, and every slight movement of the knee is grinding it against all the bones and tendons.

Also it feels, unaccountably, soaking wet. It may be difficult to believe, but I checked and it is bone dry.

So I might have ruined my knee.
"I am that worst of all type of criminal...I cannot bring myself to do what you tell me, because you told me."

There's over 100 of us in this meat-suit. You'd think it runs like a ship, but it's more like a hundred and ten angry ghosts having an old-school QuakeWorld tournament, three people desperately trying to make sure the gamers don't go hungry or soil themselves, and the Facilities manager weeping in the corner as the garbage piles high.

Cain

#1069
September 10, 2019, 09:42:49 AM
You might have ruined your knee, but think about the liability claims.

What has your knee ever done for you anyway, that money cannot?

altered

#1070
September 10, 2019, 09:52:15 AM
It is really unlikely that someone like me will get a liability payout. Poor, itinerant, trans. Can't see it happen.

Also: money does not bend my leg, which is a necessary part of such tasks as transit, climbing stairs, and shitting. Money does not ease the difficulty of these necessary tasks, unless money can provide magical elevator service, stand-up toilets designed for poo, and transit I can sort of full-body flop into, with around 4 feet of room in front of the seats to accept a fully straightened leg.

While I am aware all of these things can indeed be provided with sufficient money, a tiny Boston suburb will not provide sufficient money.
"I am that worst of all type of criminal...I cannot bring myself to do what you tell me, because you told me."

There's over 100 of us in this meat-suit. You'd think it runs like a ship, but it's more like a hundred and ten angry ghosts having an old-school QuakeWorld tournament, three people desperately trying to make sure the gamers don't go hungry or soil themselves, and the Facilities manager weeping in the corner as the garbage piles high.

Cain

#1071
September 10, 2019, 11:24:51 AM
Not with that attitude they wont.

hooplala

#1072
September 10, 2019, 06:26:06 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 09, 2019, 02:54:51 AM
Quote from: Hoopla! on September 08, 2019, 09:51:06 PM
Trudeau REALLY pisses off a certain segment of the Canadian population.

That's the part that wishes they had Trump as a PM, right?

Correct. And larger than I ever imagined.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Juana

#1073
September 10, 2019, 07:31:54 PM
I am genuinely baffled. Have they not watched what he's done? Is owning the libs or whatever nonsense is driving them really worth that?


On a lighter note, I'm super pleased to be subbing for the teacher I'm covering for until Thursday. I know literally all his kids very well and they're a fucking delight.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

altered

#1074
September 10, 2019, 08:43:21 PM
Knee update: no more spasmodic, icy agony so long as I watch my weight when I bend it. It almost works again, stairs are the hellish part.

I got damned lucky. If I hadn't had my hands out my head would have smashed like an egg on the sidewalk. And my knee injury was very temporary (or so it seems). Someone else before or after me may not have been so fortunate. Whoever removed that plank should be rolled under a passing train.
"I am that worst of all type of criminal...I cannot bring myself to do what you tell me, because you told me."

There's over 100 of us in this meat-suit. You'd think it runs like a ship, but it's more like a hundred and ten angry ghosts having an old-school QuakeWorld tournament, three people desperately trying to make sure the gamers don't go hungry or soil themselves, and the Facilities manager weeping in the corner as the garbage piles high.

Don Coyote

#1075
September 10, 2019, 09:13:27 PM
We've moved
Ironically into the second place we've lived together.
Which is the address my drivers license has.

My brother in-law made the acquaintance of the only person in my life to ever make me wish I had a gun just in case he shows up again.

And my brother in-law, who live here previously, kept house in the manner best described as "depressed stoner."

Doktor Howl

#1076
September 10, 2019, 09:22:24 PM
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

#1077
September 11, 2019, 07:09:05 PM
September 11th memorials have become a form of porn.
Molon Lube

Cain

#1078
September 11, 2019, 07:55:56 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 11, 2019, 07:09:05 PM
September 11th memorials have become a form of porn.

Especially for Ted Cruz

Bruno

#1079
September 11, 2019, 08:17:16 PM Last Edit: September 11, 2019, 08:19:18 PM by Emo Howard
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 11, 2019, 07:09:05 PM
September 11th memorials have become a form of porn.

Palmetto State Armory has their "Hero-15" 9/11 memorial  stripped AR-15 lowers for just $49 this week! Get 'em while they're HOT!

Now you can NEVER FORGET in style!
Formerly something else...
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