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Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« Reply #135 on: November 08, 2018, 05:11:21 pm »
No more dealing with asshole children, thank god.  Nope, now I'll be dealing with asshole lawyers.

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Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« Reply #136 on: November 08, 2018, 08:54:26 pm »
Hip-hip-hooray!
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Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« Reply #137 on: November 09, 2018, 02:22:16 am »
No more dealing with asshole children, thank god.  Nope, now I'll be dealing with asshole lawyers.

Yes. Yes, you will.

I wish you the best of luck, but I advise that you don't stop sending out those CVs just yet.

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Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« Reply #138 on: November 09, 2018, 02:54:17 am »
Depending on how this role goes, it may simply be a stopgap measure until I figure out what to do PhD wise.

We'll see.  It does mean not having to dip into the savings to pay for rent though, which is always nice.  Edit: hell, doing my daily commute on the Central Line might be enough to kill my will to live.
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Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« Reply #139 on: November 09, 2018, 03:39:15 am »
Again, best of luck, and mind the gap.

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Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« Reply #140 on: November 13, 2018, 04:19:26 pm »
Good to hear about your new job Cain. Happy for you.
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Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« Reply #141 on: November 13, 2018, 09:11:41 pm »
It was 35F in Tucson this morning and everyone died.  :cry:
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"Here is the story," Trump began. "I don't want to have them make a big chart. Costs too much and I am a business guy. I asked how much it costs to make a big chart. Like it matters but it matters to me, does that make sense? Two maps identical. Except the one on top was Syria. See that? The one on top was Syria in November of 2016," Trump said. "This is all ISIS. On the bottom, today, the caliphate is gone as of tonight. Pretty good. That is pretty good, right?"

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Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« Reply #142 on: November 14, 2018, 01:45:45 am »
It was 35F in Tucson this morning and everyone died.  :cry:

Well yeah what did you expect, it's freezing over; you people elected a Democrat.
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Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« Reply #143 on: November 14, 2018, 03:39:46 am »
It was 35F in Tucson this morning and everyone died.  :cry:

Well yeah what did you expect, it's freezing over; you people elected a Democrat.

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"Here is the story," Trump began. "I don't want to have them make a big chart. Costs too much and I am a business guy. I asked how much it costs to make a big chart. Like it matters but it matters to me, does that make sense? Two maps identical. Except the one on top was Syria. See that? The one on top was Syria in November of 2016," Trump said. "This is all ISIS. On the bottom, today, the caliphate is gone as of tonight. Pretty good. That is pretty good, right?"

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Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« Reply #144 on: November 14, 2018, 08:48:47 am »
It was 35F in Tucson this morning and everyone died.  :cry:


Geez, doesn't water freeze at, like, 60 degrees, there?

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Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« Reply #145 on: November 14, 2018, 04:21:39 pm »
It was 35F in Tucson this morning and everyone died.  :cry:


Geez, doesn't water freeze at, like, 60 degrees, there?

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"Here is the story," Trump began. "I don't want to have them make a big chart. Costs too much and I am a business guy. I asked how much it costs to make a big chart. Like it matters but it matters to me, does that make sense? Two maps identical. Except the one on top was Syria. See that? The one on top was Syria in November of 2016," Trump said. "This is all ISIS. On the bottom, today, the caliphate is gone as of tonight. Pretty good. That is pretty good, right?"

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Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« Reply #146 on: November 14, 2018, 06:19:21 pm »
It was 35F in Tucson this morning and everyone died.  :cry:


Geez, doesn't water freeze at, like, 60 degrees, there?

Water?


It's, uh... It's kind of like unflavored Mountain Dew.

And yes, it's exactly as disgusting as it sounds.

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Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« Reply #147 on: November 15, 2018, 04:27:29 pm »
It was 35F in Tucson this morning and everyone died.  :cry:


Geez, doesn't water freeze at, like, 60 degrees, there?

Water?


It's, uh... It's kind of like unflavored Mountain Dew.

And yes, it's exactly as disgusting as it sounds.

Ugh.  So it basically just gets your mouth wet?

I don't need that. I need someone who will play a few bars on a saxophone when I say something clever.
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"Here is the story," Trump began. "I don't want to have them make a big chart. Costs too much and I am a business guy. I asked how much it costs to make a big chart. Like it matters but it matters to me, does that make sense? Two maps identical. Except the one on top was Syria. See that? The one on top was Syria in November of 2016," Trump said. "This is all ISIS. On the bottom, today, the caliphate is gone as of tonight. Pretty good. That is pretty good, right?"

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Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« Reply #148 on: November 16, 2018, 10:08:19 am »
It was 35F in Tucson this morning and everyone died.  :cry:


Geez, doesn't water freeze at, like, 60 degrees, there?

Water?


It's, uh... It's kind of like unflavored Mountain Dew.

And yes, it's exactly as disgusting as it sounds.

Ugh.  So it basically just gets your mouth wet?

I don't need that. I need someone who will play a few bars on a saxophone when I say something clever.

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Got one a few years back when I was Sexy Sax Man for Halloween. Can't recommend it highly enough, though i will say the diaphragm will likely suffer a blowout after a few hours of heavy use, but I'm sure you could figure out a way to make replacements.

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Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« Reply #149 on: November 16, 2018, 12:59:46 pm »
I’ve been known for blowing out some diaphragms in my time.
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