Author Topic: A Parable (just for funsies)  (Read 1989 times)

Doktor Howl

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Re: A Parable (just for funsies)
« Reply #45 on: April 01, 2019, 09:04:46 pm »
OH GOD -- WHAT THE FUCK, ROGER

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I try to be good.  :(
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Re: A Parable (just for funsies)
« Reply #46 on: April 01, 2019, 09:18:47 pm »
Was that Frank from "It's Always Sunny in Philledelphia"? If not, I might, might feel bad for laughing.

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Re: A Parable (just for funsies)
« Reply #47 on: April 01, 2019, 10:13:06 pm »
OH GOD -- WHAT THE FUCK, ROGER

 :baby:

I try to be good.  :(

Dont worry, well all only hold it against you for the rest of our collective lifespans, and isnt that what really matters?
I am that worst of all type of criminal...I cannot bring myself to do what you tell me, because you told me.