Cameo Dot com

[Cramulus]

My current obsession is https://www.cameo.com/

You can pay C/D-list celebrities to record a short video for you. Most of these are birthday greetings and such. A lot of them are amusing just cause these people are clearly hard up for cash, and trying to channel their sincere energy.. to varying degrees of success.

Here's a fav: Wesley Snipes still cashing in on Blade - https://www.cameo.com/v/uulMdnbb6


If you find other good uns, link em here

[Cramulus]

Garey Busey giving some great advice about riding on planes: https://www.cameo.com/v/e-JKzk4kf

Some guys were having a Biodome watching party on 4/20 and hired Pauly Shore to say hi to them, and he kinda can't remember his lines from the movie: https://www.cameo.com/v/Wo8HcDGoe

Kevin McDonald, of Kids in the Hall, looks like he could really use that $30: https://www.cameo.com/teaguy1

[Cramulus]

The kid from that internet meme? https://www.cameo.com/gavinthomas -- genuinely looks like he's having the most fun out of anybody on the site

a rapidly decaying Bam Margera https://www.cameo.com/v/Kh17Mg13Q

For $50, Ernie Hudson will put on his Ghostbusters outfit for you: https://www.cameo.com/v/FdW2L-5kB


this site is so depressing

[altered]

Is this the peak of late-stage capitalism? Has-beens and also-rans whoring their waning pop culture recognition for a pack of smokes and a tank of gas? Or can it get worse before people start to react?

You hear about the gig economy and shit but this takes that and laughs at it. My god.

[LMNO]

this site is so depressing

Multiply this by 1000.

[Cramulus]

For $75, we could get Roger Stone to read our Terms of Service out loud. As a service to newbies.

unfortunately, the money would go to Roger Stone. And the biggest drawback is that we'd have Roger Stone reading our forum Terms of Service out loud.

https://www.cameo.com/rogerstone

[Cramulus]

Contest:

Who is the most depressing presence you can find on the site?


My top pick so far is the guy who played Zordon in the Power Rangers: https://www.cameo.com/the_real_zordon

[chaotic neutral observer]

They have Kevin Conroy on there.

I'm not sure how I feel about that.

[Doktor Howl]

Gilbert Godfrey at $150?

[Cramulus]

Rod Blagojevich, felon and former governor of illinois...

https://www.cameo.com/rblagojevich



How sad must it be -- to have had so much power, and then to find out your name is worth 3x less than a guy doing impressions of Joe Exotic.

[rong]

This could be great for job interviews.  "Here's some testimonials - watch these videos"

[Cramulus]

My boss is a figure skating super-fan.  Me and my team are throwing in to get him birthday greeting from Nancy Kerrigan. It's gonna blow the top off his gourd.

[Cramulus]

Rachel Dolezal....?? who the fuck wants a birthday greeting from Rachel Dolezal?!

https://www.cameo.com/racheldolezal




Also, I think every single person who's been on RuPaul's Drag Race is somewhere on this site.

[PopeTom]

If anyone should be reading the PD terms of service is should be Tommy Chong.

https://www.cameo.com/tommychong

[Faust]

Gilbert Godfrey at $150?

Id like to get a quote from him for a dramatic reading of The Parable of the Gong