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Re: What Most Discorians Don't Understand About Discordia
« Reply #60 on: May 27, 2019, 08:21:00 pm »
Goddamn it, we missed another opportunity to be enlightened by the Master

This is all your fault. We could have changed our ways and impressed him, but nooo, we just had to be insipid.

The biggest disappointment is that he's so much cooler than us in every dimension - he doesn't have time to post here with asshats like us. Like the fonzie. Shows up, blows everybody's mind with the realm of philosophy, and mythology. Leaves. And we have to pay the bill!

Okay, back to the gross lotus position. Waiting for the next Master to come.

I blame our 13 year descent into Cramulan thinking.
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Re: What Most Discorians Don't Understand About Discordia
« Reply #61 on: May 27, 2019, 08:58:41 pm »
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Re: What Most Discorians Don't Understand About Discordia
« Reply #62 on: May 27, 2019, 10:16:40 pm »
There's nothing more Discordian than starting sentences with phrases like "there's nothing more Discordian than".
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Re: What Most Discorians Don't Understand About Discordia
« Reply #63 on: May 27, 2019, 10:17:23 pm »
There's nothing more Discordian than starting sentences with phrases like "there's nothing more Discordian than".

unless there isn't
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Re: What Most Discorians Don't Understand About Discordia
« Reply #64 on: May 27, 2019, 10:36:47 pm »
I don't understand why king kong had to die for our sins
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Re: What Most Discorians Don't Understand About Discordia
« Reply #65 on: May 27, 2019, 11:51:53 pm »
Goddamn it, we missed another opportunity to be enlightened by the Master

This is all your fault. We could have changed our ways and impressed him, but nooo, we just had to be insipid.

The biggest disappointment is that he's so much cooler than us in every dimension - he doesn't have time to post here with asshats like us. Like the fonzie. Shows up, blows everybody's mind with the realm of philosophy, and mythology. Leaves. And we have to pay the bill!

Okay, back to the gross lotus position. Waiting for the next Master to come.

I blame our 13 year descent into Cramulan thinking.

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Re: What Most Discorians Don't Understand About Discordia
« Reply #66 on: May 28, 2019, 01:25:30 am »
I love you guys, or girls, I dunno, because of your horrifically rampant toxicity. I want to wear your skin.

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Re: What Most Discorians Don't Understand About Discordia
« Reply #67 on: May 28, 2019, 09:37:54 am »
I love you guys, or girls, I dunno, because of your horrifically rampant toxicity. I want to wear your skin.
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Re: What Most Discorians Don't Understand About Discordia
« Reply #68 on: May 29, 2019, 02:32:59 am »
Its "le fonz"

Goddamn it, we missed another opportunity to be enlightened by the Master

This is all your fault. We could have changed our ways and impressed him, but nooo, we just had to be insipid.

The biggest disappointment is that he's so much cooler than us in every dimension - he doesn't have time to post here with asshats like us. Like the fonzie. Shows up, blows everybody's mind with the realm of philosophy, and mythology. Leaves. And we have to pay the bill!

Okay, back to the gross lotus position. Waiting for the next Master to come.
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