Bored-dumb

[Horab Fibslager]

arthritis, drugs, or the utter contempt of all think they can spell better than me but really ca't due to my uncanny ability to spell words like siajdasjsadinasdaisnd and dihjdfnhjenjundfopk, which are some mighty hard to spell words lemme tell ya!

also i'm lazy and sometimes drunk and sometimes in a mad dash hurry to get whatever is in my skull onto the screen before it makes a mess on teh carpet and i have to pay the cleaners again so i can get my damage deposit back when mysteriously the entire house blows up except for my room, and the cable modem, which is in another room.

[Horab Fibslager]

i thought of another good reason!


because i can type about a million times faster when i'm not caring about what exactly i'm typing, like for isntance now this is taking me a full like 30 seconds to type this crap and whatever man ifi were nto to worry about the spellign so much i could type way faster and now i'm all worried about my spellign and shit.

damn dirty apes!
do you think ol chuck was talkin about the apes who took over the earth or the fuckers who blew it to fuck and back?

we chatted for five minutes once on irc so you have a small taste of my speed, tho lately i'm out of practice and not as a liable to slang out 20 liens in 70 seconds.

[agent compassion]

yes thats true and i have that p roblem as well...
buit actually the reason i said that comment was this:



I'm just getting back up to speed now.

[East Coast Hustle]

fuckin' potheads...

[DJRubberducky]

Does or doesn't pot interfere with your ability to fuck, a la too much alcohol?

[East Coast Hustle]

ability, no...

as for motivation, well, maybe....

and too much alcohol doesn't seem to interfere with my abilities in that regard at all...if anything, it turns me into the goddamn energizer bunny to the point that I often have to give up before I cause grievous injury and permanent disfigurement to whomever is on the receiving end...

[LMNO]

::sits down, winces::


I'll testify to that....

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

We call that Beer Dick at my house And we go til someone gets tired or injured.

[agent compassion]

Hahhha Beer Dick.

It definitely warped my sense of time, and my critical eye was totally off....I was printing out an assignment and it was full of typos....normally I catch 99% of typos but this time I was missing totally obvious stuff.

On the other hand, it was super easy to go into a deeeeeeep trance like the kind where everything just screeches to a halt and you forget you even have a body...

I gotta move to B.C....

[East Coast Hustle]

B.C.?!?

you gotta stop smoking crappy schwag is what you gotta do...

[agent compassion]

I didn't say it was crappy. It was definitely interesting thinking "I'm going to click the mouse now" and 5 minutes later(or what felt like 5 minutes) actually getting my hand to cooperate...

What was even weirder was my mom called right after it hit, and I was trying to describe the feeling to her. I was talking like Shatner...you know...long....pauses....between words...



But I'll tell you what, next time I need dental work, I'm going to consider using that instead of the Valium, because it made me just detached as hell, which is what I always wish I could be when I'm at the dentist!

[Horab Fibslager]

pot makes me fuck liek a fucking animal.

ahem. tho i've onyl tried that once or twice. also makes me horny.

bc bud is ok. it's what i tend to smoke. it's a touch better than alberta bud, but not as good as simcoe county bud. that being said i didn;t think mexican bud(bout 3 or 4 hundred miles down the er 'high'way from brownsville) was bad either. tehn again i have low tolerance to an variety i haven;t smoked before.

gapping out is great. very zen or whatever like the no mind and all. can do that sober tho so...

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

gapping out is great. very zen or whatever like the no mind and all. can do that sober tho so...

How the fuck do you get there.  That is one thing I still have trouble with.  I can do lots of other things.  Many of them on purpose But clearing out everything is really difficult.  I was able to do it while I was reading the Illuminatus Trilogy, and for a short time after, but now the clutter is back.  I have to focus on something to make the clutter go away.  I am also good at mindfulness, the whole chop wood, carry water thing.

[Horab Fibslager]

well i dunno i just do it. there are degrees to it as well i spose.

the trick i guess to learning is to work 12 hour midnght shifts at a plastics factory for six month during a year long acid hangover. that seemed to w rk for me.

tho i spose that aint fair either. it's not an easy thing to accomplish, i was at it a good 4 or 5 years(nto acid but the head(zen/whatever) stuff) before i was able to summon the void at will. i forgot that i prefer to call it that now in reference to wot is probaly the best example of it in my limited experience.

i don;t reckon the ability to stare at a wall or anythign else for that matter as beign rather bragable.

reminds me, the wot refernce is also good because it has a good example of how to do it. the exampels are gender specific, tho that may relate more to the plot dynamics rather than whatever.

male: imagine a flame, and feed all of your emotion, anger, doubt, fury happiness , all of you thoughts, uncertainties, doubts, everything into the flame until there is only the void and everything is otuside the void.

the female descpription has mroe to do with the 'magic' of the story, and involves imaging one'sself as a flower bud, becomign the flower bud etc.

[Guido Finucci]

How the fuck do you get there.  

The way I do it is by paying attention to the noise in my head. I imagine it as a great sushi train of thoughts streaming through my conscious mind -- I take a plate here and there and dwell on them a bit but try to pay a moments attention to each and every thought as it passes by. Then, when I get a bit more relaxed, I try to focus on when each of these thoughts ends. Then notice that there is a gap (however small) before the next thought arrives. Then I just extend those gaps and insert myself into them. My last conscious thought is often the matra, "dwell in the space between thoughts". About this point I get a perceptual phase shift which I experience in a not dissimilar way to changing my visual depth of field when I have my eyes open. It took a while for me to get the get the hang of it, especially letting go of the need to be conscious of, and rationalise, the experience. Your mileage may differ.