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Re: Jerusalem is the holy city of Discordiansim.
« Reply #15 on: July 25, 2019, 08:39:26 am »
“Give me a place to stand, and a lever long enough, and I will make the world a bowling ball. ” ― Archimedes
There still has to be some material limits. Remember you gotta construct the pins too to have any good time.

I've heard theres an asteroid heading our way and its due to arrive on October, in that case were not the bowling ball but the pin  :fap:
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Re: Jerusalem is the holy city of Discordiansim.
« Reply #16 on: July 25, 2019, 09:20:49 am »


I've heard theres an asteroid heading our way and its due to arrive on October, in that case were not the bowling ball but the pin  :fap:
That's terrible! We have to send a rocket up there to ensure it hits only bad people!
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Re: Jerusalem is the holy city of Discordiansim.
« Reply #17 on: July 26, 2019, 12:19:46 pm »
I'd be fine if it hit us, I'd get a few last moments of laughter at the end of my sad life to assure myself that you done goofed... and also it wasn't my fault. Anyway, how do we avoid being part of the "strike", I want at least an initial split, or I'm out.

EDIT: Yes, let's send a rocket of bad people at it... I don't think that'll divert much, but it's worth a shot, just remember me as a saint.
« Last Edit: July 26, 2019, 12:22:13 pm by Fujikoma »

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Re: Jerusalem is the holy city of Discordiansim.
« Reply #18 on: July 28, 2019, 10:29:40 pm »
“Give me a place to stand, and a lever long enough, and I will make the world a bowling ball. ” ― Archimedes
There still has to be some material limits. Remember you gotta construct the pins too to have any good time.

Jupiter has like 60+ moons.

I bet some of them would make good pins.
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Re: Jerusalem is the holy city of Discordiansim.
« Reply #19 on: July 29, 2019, 06:09:49 pm »
“Give me a place to stand, and a lever long enough, and I will make the world a bowling ball. ” ― Archimedes
There still has to be some material limits. Remember you gotta construct the pins too to have any good time.

I've heard theres an asteroid heading our way and its due to arrive on October, in that case were not the bowling ball but the pin  :fap:

People keep promising that.  :crankey:
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Re: Jerusalem is the holy city of Discordiansim.
« Reply #20 on: July 31, 2019, 04:13:47 am »
I, for one, welcome our new rocky overlords.