Jerusalem is the holy city of Discordiansim.

[The Johnny]

"Give me a place to stand, and a lever long enough, and I will make the world a bowling ball. " ― Archimedes

There still has to be some material limits. Remember you gotta construct the pins too to have any good time.

I've heard theres an asteroid heading our way and its due to arrive on October, in that case were not the bowling ball but the pin 

[Frontside Back]

I've heard theres an asteroid heading our way and its due to arrive on October, in that case were not the bowling ball but the pin 

That's terrible! We have to send a rocket up there to ensure it hits only bad people!

[Fujikoma]

I'd be fine if it hit us, I'd get a few last moments of laughter at the end of my sad life to assure myself that you done goofed... and also it wasn't my fault. Anyway, how do we avoid being part of the "strike", I want at least an initial split, or I'm out.

EDIT: Yes, let's send a rocket of bad people at it... I don't think that'll divert much, but it's worth a shot, just remember me as a saint.

[PopeTom]

"Give me a place to stand, and a lever long enough, and I will make the world a bowling ball. " ― Archimedes

There still has to be some material limits. Remember you gotta construct the pins too to have any good time.

Jupiter has like 60+ moons.

I bet some of them would make good pins.

[Doktor Howl]

"Give me a place to stand, and a lever long enough, and I will make the world a bowling ball. " ― Archimedes

There still has to be some material limits. Remember you gotta construct the pins too to have any good time.

I've heard theres an asteroid heading our way and its due to arrive on October, in that case were not the bowling ball but the pin 

People keep promising that. 

[Fujikoma]

I, for one, welcome our new rocky overlords.