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Re: Zlax's merged thread of nonsense
« Reply #75 on: December 01, 2019, 03:00:47 pm »
 :lulz: :lulz: Howl’s gonna love this one. A regular pop tart.

Also, where the fuck do I get that trust fund money from the CIA? I’m a trans lesbian and an activist and I’m goddamn homeless! I want a chunk of that fucking fund! I earned it—

Wait—
Hold on I have someone telling me—
Telling me it isn’t real?

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It’s made up? It’s a fucking hoax to perpetuate a conspiracy theory?

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That’s BULLSHIT! I could have had an actual fucking life worth living! And here I find out that money I found out I was owed for the hundredth time just today doesn’t exist and is a lie!

This is bullshit! It’s almost like us queers have literally no power or agency in the wider world and everyone’s just making shit up so they can pretend they’re losing because of funding instead of because they’re moral vacuums!
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Re: Zlax's merged thread of nonsense
« Reply #76 on: December 01, 2019, 03:04:05 pm »
I’m so fucking mad I’m gonna fucking sign a pention

In poop!

My OWN POOP!

Assbags have the FUCKING GALL to lie to me and get my hopes up

Let’s see how they feel about V. CHOLERAE and C. DIFFICILE
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Re: Zlax's merged thread of nonsense
« Reply #77 on: December 01, 2019, 03:37:15 pm »
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Re: Zlax's merged thread of nonsense
« Reply #78 on: December 02, 2019, 12:46:09 am »
As long as assholes like this exist I'm in a lot less danger of being banned. Kudos, you horrible nazi bastard. Not really though, I reccomend you find a good therapist you can discuss logic with.
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