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Wait. What?
« on: November 30, 2019, 05:41:29 am »
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/nov/29/ohio-extreme-abortion-bill-reimplant-ectopic-pregnancy

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Ohio bill orders doctors to ‘reimplant ectopic pregnancy’ or face 'abortion murder' charges
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« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2019, 06:42:13 am »
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/nov/29/ohio-extreme-abortion-bill-reimplant-ectopic-pregnancy

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Ohio bill orders doctors to ‘reimplant ectopic pregnancy’ or face 'abortion murder' charges

Whaaaat.

I.

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It fucking surprised me.

I want to cut Ohio, Pennsylvania, Upstate New York out and throw them to Florida where they belong.
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« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2019, 06:50:26 am »
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/nov/29/ohio-extreme-abortion-bill-reimplant-ectopic-pregnancy

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Ohio bill orders doctors to ‘reimplant ectopic pregnancy’ or face 'abortion murder' charges

Whaaaat.

I.

:kingmeh: I come from these parts. It shouldn’t surprise me.

It fucking surprised me.

I want to cut Ohio, Pennsylvania, Upstate New York out and throw them to Florida where they belong.

I spent a total of 5 years at Fort Drum, up by Watertown.

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« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2019, 09:28:48 am »
That's actually not a thing. I mean it's literally not a procedure which can be done. No doctor with a passing knowledge of medical ethics or knowledge that experimenting on humans is a crime against humanity would do it.

Which I suppose is the point. Lets you know nice and early which doctors aren't going to play ball.

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« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2019, 09:30:59 am »
What in the Manditory Mengele is this shit?
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« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2019, 06:09:04 pm »
That's actually not a thing. I mean it's literally not a procedure which can be done. No doctor with a passing knowledge of medical ethics or knowledge that experimenting on humans is a crime against humanity would do it.

Which I suppose is the point. Lets you know nice and early which doctors aren't going to play ball.

More to the point, John Becker and his allies don't care.  If that woman didn't want to be a criminal, she'd have been born male and also not a bunch of uppity SLUTTS.
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« Reply #6 on: November 30, 2019, 06:34:16 pm »
Wouldn't it be great if everyone were born male? Not only would everyone be forced to be gay, but then they'd also be extinct.

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« Reply #7 on: November 30, 2019, 06:40:20 pm »
Wouldn't it be great if everyone were born male? Not only would everyone be forced to be gay, but then they'd also be extinct.

No, Becker wants women to exist.  He just believes they should be punished for it.  And he gets to do the punishing.
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« Reply #8 on: November 30, 2019, 06:45:23 pm »
That's actually not a thing. I mean it's literally not a procedure which can be done. No doctor with a passing knowledge of medical ethics or knowledge that experimenting on humans is a crime against humanity would do it.

Which I suppose is the point. Lets you know nice and early which doctors aren't going to play ball.

More to the point, John Becker and his allies don't care.  If that woman didn't want to be a criminal, she'd have been born male and also not a bunch of uppity SLUTTS.

Next step is investigating miscarriages as manslaughter.

Cain, I've had to reassure girls that doing push-ups from their toes instead of their knees is safe and won't damage their uteruses, so politicians being ignorant enough to think an ectopic pregnancy can be found at an early enough point to treat it like an IVF implantation is not impossible.

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« Reply #9 on: November 30, 2019, 06:45:42 pm »
It's fucking stupid, why we can't aknowlege female humans as valuable, or why we can't respect their rights when it comes to their bodies, is like, a comedy of errors that keeps delivering.

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« Reply #10 on: November 30, 2019, 07:34:28 pm »
That's actually not a thing. I mean it's literally not a procedure which can be done. No doctor with a passing knowledge of medical ethics or knowledge that experimenting on humans is a crime against humanity would do it.

Which I suppose is the point. Lets you know nice and early which doctors aren't going to play ball.

More to the point, John Becker and his allies don't care.  If that woman didn't want to be a criminal, she'd have been born male and also not a bunch of uppity SLUTTS.

Next step is investigating miscarriages as manslaughter.

Cain, I've had to reassure girls that doing push-ups from their toes instead of their knees is safe and won't damage their uteruses, so politicians being ignorant enough to think an ectopic pregnancy can be found at an early enough point to treat it like an IVF implantation is not impossible.

I believe they're already doing the first thing in some states.

And I can believe that, but I have come to learn the GOP's evil is multifacted in its awfulness. There will always be multiple downsides, no matter how straightfoward the issue looks. It's impressively evil.

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« Reply #11 on: November 30, 2019, 08:02:21 pm »
Being able to introduce the legislation without public input gives them more freedom, the pro-lifers in Ireland tried to remove the provision to allow abortion due to the risk of suicide of the pregnant woman, they got it to a referendum twice, the GOP don't have the issue of asking the public to agree that locking a 14 year old in suicide watch until she gives birth is not abhorrent.

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« Reply #12 on: December 01, 2019, 01:47:34 am »
That's actually not a thing. I mean it's literally not a procedure which can be done. No doctor with a passing knowledge of medical ethics or knowledge that experimenting on humans is a crime against humanity would do it.

Which I suppose is the point. Lets you know nice and early which doctors aren't going to play ball.

More to the point, John Becker and his allies don't care.  If that woman didn't want to be a criminal, she'd have been born male and also not a bunch of uppity SLUTTS.

Next step is investigating miscarriages as manslaughter.

Cain, I've had to reassure girls that doing push-ups from their toes instead of their knees is safe and won't damage their uteruses, so politicians being ignorant enough to think an ectopic pregnancy can be found at an early enough point to treat it like an IVF implantation is not impossible.

I believe they're already doing the first thing in some states.

They are.
And we have the legal implications of shit like this to look forward to https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/8xwyng/pennsylvania-fetal-burial-bill-death-certificates-for-miscarriage-abortion-fertilized-eggs-hb1890

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And I can believe that, but I have come to learn the GOP's evil is multifacted in its awfulness. There will always be multiple downsides, no matter how straightfoward the issue looks. It's impressively evil.

All the more impressive because they're stupid motherfuckers.
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Re: Wait. What?
« Reply #14 on: December 01, 2019, 07:47:48 am »
The love of my life lives in ohio... I hope she's ok but more than likely she's plotting to invade your ass.