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Be a Discordian! But play it safe!

Started by Hagtard Celine Dion Mustard, April 01, 2020, 11:30:58 AM

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Hagtard Celine Dion Mustard

April 01, 2020, 11:30:58 AM
We want you to be DISRUPTIVE but also please be respectful to the rest of us when you do disrupt things because we have very sensitive assholes and we have very bad personal complexes that make us really vulnerable to anything that can potentially upset us so we'll probably hate you forever if you do anything that is in anyway offensive to anybody.

Hail Eris!
"I never thought of shaving my beard and freeing the slaves, but I thought of shaving the slaves and freeing my beard!"
~ Abrahaham Lincololn

Faust

#1
April 01, 2020, 11:56:58 AM
Thank you for understanding OP.
Sleepless nights at the chateau

Cain

#2
April 01, 2020, 12:03:23 PM
k

The Wizard Joseph

#3
April 01, 2020, 12:36:46 PM
Are you using, like, the royal "we" here?
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

LMNO

#4
April 01, 2020, 12:51:37 PM
 :tldr2:

chaotic neutral observer

#5
April 01, 2020, 02:30:14 PM
Quote from: Reverend Elvis Pope Pelvis on April 01, 2020, 11:30:58 AM
We want you to be DISRUPTIVE but also please be respectful to the rest of us
Regrettably, it is against my religion to show respect to people who dupe themselves into believing in astral projection.
Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.

Doktor Howl

#6
April 01, 2020, 03:14:45 PM
I have nothing constructive to add.

Molon Lube

altered

#7
April 01, 2020, 04:16:23 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on April 01, 2020, 12:36:46 PM
Are you using, like, the royal "we" here?

:lulz:

I'm glad I'm not the only one who saw this little nugget of complaint was more applicable to Elvis than anyone else here.
"I am that worst of all type of criminal...I cannot bring myself to do what you tell me, because you told me."

There's over 100 of us in this meat-suit. You'd think it runs like a ship, but it's more like a hundred and ten angry ghosts having an old-school QuakeWorld tournament, three people desperately trying to make sure the gamers don't go hungry or soil themselves, and the Facilities manager weeping in the corner as the garbage piles high.

Cramulus

#8
April 01, 2020, 04:32:49 PM
Our goal is to BLOW YOUR MIND through transgression, so we don't give a fuck if you get your panties in a twist. We casually use racist, homophobic, transphobic slurs but we don't really mean them. It's called IRONY, bitch. If that bothers you, put on your big cock pants and man up. Just stop being such a sissy bitch. I swear to god, you snowflakes are so sensitive. Pissing you off is like fucking fish in a barrel. Instead of policing other people's language, how about you Kill Yourself and Fuck the Body.

Hail Eris!

altered

#9
April 01, 2020, 04:50:42 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on January 22, 2020, 01:42:57 PM
Your pattern on this forum is to show up every 2-3 months, immediately climb up into the Throne of Judgment, and lecture everybody about how we're neglecting our sacred responsibilities to The Discordian Society.

[...snip...]

anyway,

see you in 2 months when you're drunk and need people to yell at for some reason
"I am that worst of all type of criminal...I cannot bring myself to do what you tell me, because you told me."

There's over 100 of us in this meat-suit. You'd think it runs like a ship, but it's more like a hundred and ten angry ghosts having an old-school QuakeWorld tournament, three people desperately trying to make sure the gamers don't go hungry or soil themselves, and the Facilities manager weeping in the corner as the garbage piles high.

altered

#10
April 01, 2020, 04:56:03 PM
Oh and!

Quote from: Reverend Elvis Pope Pelvis on January 22, 2020, 03:55:45 AM
It's such an awesome thing that this thread now has literally nothing to do with itself, for almost no reason.

You guys are so good at your jobs, I wonder if you even remember what your jobs are.

One person comes along and says, "This is bullshit because hurrdadurddhurr" and everything collapses. You give undue power to regulars. It's like points for showing up.

And I wonder why I got bored here.

Mission Accomplished! Das vidanya.
"I am that worst of all type of criminal...I cannot bring myself to do what you tell me, because you told me."

There's over 100 of us in this meat-suit. You'd think it runs like a ship, but it's more like a hundred and ten angry ghosts having an old-school QuakeWorld tournament, three people desperately trying to make sure the gamers don't go hungry or soil themselves, and the Facilities manager weeping in the corner as the garbage piles high.

altered

#11
April 01, 2020, 04:59:46 PM Last Edit: April 01, 2020, 05:12:37 PM by altered
This thread is now about how time is a slug and Elvis is the parasite dwelling inside of it. When you discuss time you eat the slug and Elvis burrows his way to your brain and hollows it out like an old gourd out of jealousy.

Am I being pointlessly mean enough yet?



ETA: Let me answer my own question: no.

Elvis is also a gamer.
"I am that worst of all type of criminal...I cannot bring myself to do what you tell me, because you told me."

There's over 100 of us in this meat-suit. You'd think it runs like a ship, but it's more like a hundred and ten angry ghosts having an old-school QuakeWorld tournament, three people desperately trying to make sure the gamers don't go hungry or soil themselves, and the Facilities manager weeping in the corner as the garbage piles high.

The Wizard Joseph

#12
April 02, 2020, 12:10:56 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on April 01, 2020, 04:32:49 PM
Our goal is to BLOW YOUR MIND through transgression, so we don't give a fuck if you get your panties in a twist. We casually use racist, homophobic, transphobic slurs but we don't really mean them. It's called IRONY, bitch. If that bothers you, put on your big cock pants and man up. Just stop being such a sissy bitch. I swear to god, you snowflakes are so sensitive. Pissing you off is like fucking fish in a barrel. Instead of policing other people's language, how about you Kill Yourself and Fuck the Body.

Hail Eris!

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Now THAT'S what I call ironic satire!
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

The Johnny

#13
April 02, 2020, 12:36:36 AM
Quote from: altered on April 01, 2020, 04:50:42 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on January 22, 2020, 01:42:57 PM
Your pattern on this forum is to show up every 2-3 months, immediately climb up into the Throne of Judgment, and lecture everybody about how we're neglecting our sacred responsibilities to The Discordian Society.

[...snip...]

anyway,

see you in 2 months when you're drunk and need people to yell at for some reason

How did you dig up such delicious post?  :lulz:
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

altered

#14
April 02, 2020, 02:47:47 AM
Quote from: The Johnny on April 02, 2020, 12:36:36 AM
Quote from: altered on April 01, 2020, 04:50:42 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on January 22, 2020, 01:42:57 PM
Your pattern on this forum is to show up every 2-3 months, immediately climb up into the Throne of Judgment, and lecture everybody about how we're neglecting our sacred responsibilities to The Discordian Society.

[...snip...]

anyway,

see you in 2 months when you're drunk and need people to yell at for some reason

How did you dig up such delicious post?  :lulz:

By Elvis being the kind of person you can set your watch to. No, really: I didn't dig, I remembered.

If Dok is right about him actually being worthwhile elsewhere, that makes this fact simply depressing.
"I am that worst of all type of criminal...I cannot bring myself to do what you tell me, because you told me."

There's over 100 of us in this meat-suit. You'd think it runs like a ship, but it's more like a hundred and ten angry ghosts having an old-school QuakeWorld tournament, three people desperately trying to make sure the gamers don't go hungry or soil themselves, and the Facilities manager weeping in the corner as the garbage piles high.
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