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The Boo-Hoo I Apologize For Everything Elvis Martini Thread
« on: April 05, 2020, 11:10:20 pm »
Wow. You clicked on it.
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Re: The Boo-Hoo I Apologize For Everything Elvis Martini Thread
« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2020, 11:12:34 pm »
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« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2020, 11:25:22 pm »
Apology accepted friend
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Re: The Boo-Hoo I Apologize For Everything Elvis Martini Thread
« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2020, 11:28:55 pm »
I accept your apology for all war crimes committed in the 90s


and, as a token of good will, I forgive you for them


such is the mercy and ignorance of my papacy



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« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2020, 11:59:08 pm »
I demand reparations for your crimes and villainy.
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Re: The Boo-Hoo I Apologize For Everything Elvis Martini Thread
« Reply #5 on: April 06, 2020, 11:00:21 am »

Oh no, Apple Talk is leaking to the good section
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« Reply #6 on: April 06, 2020, 04:49:46 pm »

Oh no, Apple Talk is leaking to the good section

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