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The Boo-Hoo I Apologize For Everything Elvis Martini Thread

Started by Hagtard Celine Dion Mustard, April 05, 2020, 11:10:20 PM

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Hagtard Celine Dion Mustard

April 05, 2020, 11:10:20 PM
Wow. You clicked on it.
"I never thought of shaving my beard and freeing the slaves, but I thought of shaving the slaves and freeing my beard!"
~ Abrahaham Lincololn

altered

#1
April 05, 2020, 11:12:34 PM
"I am that worst of all type of criminal...I cannot bring myself to do what you tell me, because you told me."

There's over 100 of us in this meat-suit. You'd think it runs like a ship, but it's more like a hundred and ten angry ghosts having an old-school QuakeWorld tournament, three people desperately trying to make sure the gamers don't go hungry or soil themselves, and the Facilities manager weeping in the corner as the garbage piles high.

Faust

#2
April 05, 2020, 11:25:22 PM
Apology accepted friend
Sleepless nights at the chateau

Cramulus

#3
April 05, 2020, 11:28:55 PM
I accept your apology for all war crimes committed in the 90s


and, as a token of good will, I forgive you for them


such is the mercy and ignorance of my papacy


The Wizard Joseph

#4
April 05, 2020, 11:59:08 PM
I demand reparations for your crimes and villainy.
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Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

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"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

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The Johnny

#5
April 06, 2020, 11:00:21 AM

Oh no, Apple Talk is leaking to the good section
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

Doktor Howl

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April 06, 2020, 04:49:46 PM
Quote from: The Johnny on April 06, 2020, 11:00:21 AM

Oh no, Apple Talk is leaking to the good section

Not for long.
Molon Lube
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