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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #180 on: July 29, 2020, 03:15:57 pm »
-Musty Old Bible
I love the smell of old books.  I'm not a candle person, but I'd buy one of those.

I also like petrichor and the scent of lead-free solder.

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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #181 on: July 29, 2020, 10:20:24 pm »
congrats on the new job

do you need suggestions for spiritual candle names? Cause we could help with that


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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #182 on: July 30, 2020, 12:28:04 am »
Gamer Girl Scent will go for big bucks.

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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #183 on: July 30, 2020, 01:31:24 am »
Virgin Waifu Pillow

Definitely Not Virgin Waifu Pillow

Unscented Zen

Caramel Social Collapse

Lavender Teargas

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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #184 on: July 30, 2020, 01:57:50 am »
Virgin Waifu Pillow

Definitely Not Virgin Waifu Pillow

Unscented Zen

Caramel Social Collapse

Lavender Teargas

Boring Vanilla Lover

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« Reply #185 on: July 30, 2020, 03:02:17 am »
Still not dead yet.

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« Reply #186 on: July 30, 2020, 03:48:32 am »
Still not dead yet.

Both good to hear AND a cool name for a scented candle.

You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #187 on: July 30, 2020, 03:59:26 am »
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« Reply #188 on: July 30, 2020, 04:32:58 am »
Still not dead yet.
Hi, QGP!

Both good to hear AND a cool name for a scented candle.
"Not-Dead-Yet Battlefront" was also the temporary name of a certain misotheistic revolutionary group, as I recall.
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« Reply #189 on: July 30, 2020, 04:51:02 am »
Still not dead yet.

Best news all week. Keep living, we’re here for you.




Unrelated: I got a plague diary entry to write up, but here’s the kicker: all I got for my fucking trouble was BAD MATCHA. I didn’t even know that was possible.
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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #190 on: July 30, 2020, 05:00:58 am »
What could be worse than bad, misspelled macha?

Well now that you mention it...
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
 - Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

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« Reply #191 on: July 30, 2020, 05:02:50 am »
*and Joe could never honorably return to PD again, not that he stopped*
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
 - Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #192 on: July 30, 2020, 05:15:23 am »
First: not misspelled, simply an obsolete Romanization that was adopted as the English word. This is how all of our Greek roots are, by the by, we misspell all of them to better match English orthology. All the “ch” words are actually “kh”, and so on. But yeah. Check the wiki page for Matcha, it’s in the info box.

Second: there are things worse than bad matcha, but not many things that you can be mistaken into looking forward to that also involve an entry in the Plague Diary thread. Soon.
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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #193 on: July 30, 2020, 05:04:00 pm »
More spiritual candle names:

- yoni egg
- SMoKy QuArTz
- thieves vinegar (must smell like star anise and the sharpest white vinegar you can find)
- hand of glory
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« Reply #194 on: July 30, 2020, 05:52:07 pm »
First: not misspelled, simply an obsolete Romanization that was adopted as the English word. This is how all of our Greek roots are, by the by, we misspell all of them to better match English orthology. All the “ch” words are actually “kh”, and so on. But yeah. Check the wiki page for Matcha, it’s in the info box.

Second: there are things worse than bad matcha, but not many things that you can be mistaken into looking forward to that also involve an entry in the Plague Diary thread. Soon.

I misspelled it on purpose knowing that it would be taken as a reference to your spelling rather than my own.

I'm regretging it a bit now in the full light of day, but only because shit sounds dire and I was not trying to be that big of an ass.
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
 - Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
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