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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #240 on: August 02, 2020, 05:33:16 pm »
gross someone shit poster is using a cow referencing username.
I hate you.
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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #241 on: August 02, 2020, 06:17:55 pm »
See, that’s why I was all like “California.”


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But noooooooo.

And that's why I was all, "Idaho, Alaska"
For a second I was thinking Iowa, then I was all like Hawaii... Still wanna do that tho sometimes, I think its hereditary.

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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #242 on: August 02, 2020, 07:41:00 pm »
He’s one of those humans that doesn’t meet emissions code. Just dispose of him.
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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #243 on: August 02, 2020, 11:03:13 pm »
gross someone shit poster is using a cow referencing username.
I hate you.

It’s drugs boy, back for round three of us telling the marijuana mafia where his dog goes to school so he can flame out spectacularly
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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #244 on: August 02, 2020, 11:49:49 pm »
Again, I am impressed.

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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #245 on: August 03, 2020, 12:00:24 am »
A reminder for LuciferX:

Again, nobody fucking asked you. Not one fucking person even hinted at asking you. Instead, I’m going to give you a number of suggestions you can do instead of being here, you tiny moron fuck.

Change your password to a keyboard smash and log out.
Live in a dumpster.
Fist-fight a brown bear.
Cut your power cable.
Purchase and race a combine harvester.
Set your computer on fire (be sure to use a magnesium firestarter).
Eat twenty or more oranges in under 24 hours.
Go join the #discord IRC channel and find out where zlax and the other Nazicordians live these days.
Make a threat on this forum again so you can get banned.
Raise emus.
Climb a dead tree, without safety equipment, in a rainstorm.
Move to a remote Russian peninsula where you can’t access the internet.
Live on a boat in the South China Sea.
Start a business adding pointless internet access capabilities to something that doesn’t need and can’t make use of them, i.e. Juicero.
Sell all of your worldly possessions, invest in Bitcoin, and wait for the market to rise.
Build a rocket to go into space so you can prove the earth is flat.
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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #246 on: August 03, 2020, 03:10:23 am »
You have to be careful with the emus, they get a little feisty when you try to pick them up. 

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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #247 on: August 03, 2020, 06:21:41 am »
You have to be careful with the emus, they get a little feisty when you try to pick them up.

Im injecting krokodile into my veins ITT
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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #248 on: August 03, 2020, 07:10:16 am »
You have to be careful with the emus, they get a little feisty when you try to pick them up.

Im injecting krokodile into my veins ITT

Rank fucking amateur

Real addicts like me ran out of veins year ago and have taken to dripping it directly into the spinal column using nothing but a rusty nail welded to their water heater and an old garden hose connected to a bag of the good shit

They call it Prick Dicking and it’s basically the bare fucking minimum to even be a krokodil hobbyist so stop faking it for internet rep
“I am that worst of all type of criminal...I cannot bring myself to do what you tell me, because you told me.”

“Ever watch that famous war movie? That’s how it’ll be.”
“Which one?”
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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #249 on: August 03, 2020, 07:41:33 am »
A reminder for LuciferX:

Again, nobody fucking asked you. Not one fucking person even hinted at asking you. Instead, I’m going to give you a number of suggestions you can do instead of being here, you tiny moron fuck.

Change your password to a keyboard smash and log out.
Live in a dumpster.
Fist-fight a brown bear.
Cut your power cable.
Purchase and race a combine harvester.
Set your computer on fire (be sure to use a magnesium firestarter).
Eat twenty or more oranges in under 24 hours.
Go join the #discord IRC channel and find out where zlax and the other Nazicordians live these days.
Make a threat on this forum again so you can get banned.
Raise emus.
Climb a dead tree, without safety equipment, in a rainstorm.
Move to a remote Russian peninsula where you can’t access the internet.
Live on a boat in the South China Sea.
Start a business adding pointless internet access capabilities to something that doesn’t need and can’t make use of them, i.e. Juicero.
Sell all of your worldly possessions, invest in Bitcoin, and wait for the market to rise.
Build a rocket to go into space so you can prove the earth is flat.


Yes, the power cable bit  :lulz:

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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #250 on: August 03, 2020, 08:35:07 am »
You have to be careful with the emus, they get a little feisty when you try to pick them up.

Im injecting krokodile into my veins ITT

Rank fucking amateur

Real addicts like me ran out of veins year ago and have taken to dripping it directly into the spinal column using nothing but a rusty nail welded to their water heater and an old garden hose connected to a bag of the good shit

They call it Prick Dicking and it’s basically the bare fucking minimum to even be a krokodil hobbyist so stop faking it for internet rep

Oh altered, you fell into my Trap Pun Card, you've been bamboozled and played like a fiddle, and now you're banished to the shadow realm - Do you even know how the locals call me?????
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« Last Edit: August 03, 2020, 08:38:45 am by The Johnny »
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #251 on: August 03, 2020, 01:19:38 pm »
You have to be careful with the emus, they get a little feisty when you try to pick them up.

Im injecting krokodile into my veins ITT

Snap!

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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #252 on: August 06, 2020, 01:43:36 pm »
Has anyone else found the murder hornets thread of the pandemic mildly disappointing?  Way less murdery hornetting than was sold in the trailer!

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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #253 on: August 06, 2020, 02:21:08 pm »
Has anyone else found the murder hornets thread of the pandemic mildly disappointing?

700,000 people have died from this pandemic.
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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #254 on: August 06, 2020, 03:39:14 pm »
Has anyone else found the murder hornets thread of the pandemic mildly disappointing?

700,000 people have died from this pandemic.

We're not even done with the prelude.
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