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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #390 on: October 16, 2020, 05:11:01 pm »
I spiked a 101.5 temperature today in 45 minutes.

The good news is my stomach is in an uproar, so it looks like a stomach flu rather than the plague.

That's where we are:  "Thank god I have the shits."
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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #391 on: October 16, 2020, 07:17:23 pm »
That's the perfect slogan for the horrible times. It sets the tone of the new age nicely.
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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #392 on: October 17, 2020, 07:31:54 am »
I spiked a 101.5 temperature today in 45 minutes.

The good news is my stomach is in an uproar, so it looks like a stomach flu rather than the plague.

That's where we are:  "Thank god I have the shits."
That sucks Dok. Hope it all turns out alright
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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #393 on: October 17, 2020, 08:28:24 pm »
The Shits are a potential symptom. Get Thine Brain Swabbed.

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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #394 on: October 18, 2020, 05:51:35 am »
The Shits are a potential symptom. Get Thine Brain Swabbed.

Fever gone, shits gone.  I'm thinking it was that bastard flu, but I had my shot and I seem to have shaken it.
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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #395 on: October 18, 2020, 10:18:00 am »
The Shits are a potential symptom. Get Thine Brain Swabbed.

Fever gone, shits gone.  I'm thinking it was that bastard flu, but I had my shot and I seem to have shaken it.

Strangely coincidental that it should happen at the same time the authorities stepped in and shut down the doomsday project
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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #396 on: October 19, 2020, 02:59:28 pm »
somehow, MY toilet is clogged ???

Thanks a lot, Dok

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« Reply #397 on: October 19, 2020, 03:58:26 pm »
somehow, MY toilet is clogged ???

Thanks a lot, Dok

I'm not even mad, I'm impressed.

Dok has recently been experimenting with non-local phenomena.

I don't understand exactly what "non-local" means, but quantum tunnelling allows objects to poop out of existence at one place, and poop back into existence elsewhere.  The probability of such an event decreases rapidly with increasing mass and distance, but it never quite reaches zero.

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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #398 on: October 19, 2020, 05:38:05 pm »
somehow, MY toilet is clogged ???

Thanks a lot, Dok

I'm not even mad, I'm impressed.

Dok has recently been experimenting with non-local phenomena.

I don't understand exactly what "non-local" means, but quantum tunnelling allows objects to poop out of existence at one place, and poop back into existence elsewhere.  The probability of such an event decreases rapidly with increasing mass and distance, but it never quite reaches zero.

No one is safe.

One day, I will clog everyone's toilet.
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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #399 on: October 20, 2020, 06:19:36 am »
Relative of my boss got covid and the only symptom he has so far is lack of taste.  Smell is ok.  So he's going around trying things and reporting what they are like, apparently bananas are gross now, coffee is ok.

Now he's wants to try Malort, because maybe it's better this way.
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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #400 on: October 20, 2020, 04:49:00 pm »
I've always thought bananas were gross and coffee is OK.

Oh god, have I had covid my entire life?

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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #401 on: October 20, 2020, 05:35:50 pm »
I've always thought bananas were gross and coffee is OK.

Oh god, have I had covid my entire life?

Always has been.

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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #402 on: October 20, 2020, 06:28:43 pm »
Turned out I had influenza.  I'm better now.
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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #403 on: October 21, 2020, 02:35:58 pm »
Turned out I had influenza.  I'm better now.

I'm glad you're okay.

But, when you discover a group of first-graders playing hide-and-seek in the Pentagon War Room, your relief at confirming that they weren't there to spy on the Big Board should be tempered with concern over the security lapse that made it possible for them to get in there in the first place.

If you could catch the flu, you can catch the plague.
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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #404 on: October 21, 2020, 04:07:32 pm »
Turned out I had influenza.  I'm better now.

I'm glad you're okay.

But, when you discover a group of first-graders playing hide-and-seek in the Pentagon War Room, your relief at confirming that they weren't there to spy on the Big Board should be tempered with concern over the security lapse that made it possible for them to get in there in the first place.

If you could catch the flu, you can catch the plague.

I can always catch the plague.  I've taken sensible precautions, but it all comes down to a lottery.
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