EVERYONE HAS A LITTLE CHEF IN THEM.

[Chef]

Shit I went to the hospital and made fun of my friend while up there i got tired of sitting in that small little room and made him get the fuck out of bed and walk around with me...

the nurses asked me what I did to get him to get out of bed.

cuase with sall of their training to be sensitive to the pateints needs they lose the important fact... some people need to be pushed into it... and I wouldn't even have gotten him to do it If I wasn't bored in the room and didn't happen to see one of the hot nurses on the floor.

oh well.

WELL, AREN'T *YOU* JUST THE CUTEST LITTLE REBEL.

No I'm not.

I wouldn't want to be.

SURE YOU ARE.  YOU - AND THE OTHER TARDS HERE - SOMEHOW THINK YOU ARE ON SOME KIND OF "HIGHER PLANE" THAN THE REST OF THE KNUCKLEDRAGGERS.

i bow before your ultimate judgment oh mighty roger. forgive us poor mehums for we are only human and given to error.

WHO ARE YOU ALKING TO, OPIE?

you dumbass.

you on teh dope son?

YUO DIDN'T SAY "CHEF".

[Cain]

Shit I went to the hospital and made fun of my friend while up there i got tired of sitting in that small little room and made him get the fuck out of bed and walk around with me...

the nurses asked me what I did to get him to get out of bed.

cuase with sall of their training to be sensitive to the pateints needs they lose the important fact... some people need to be pushed into it... and I wouldn't even have gotten him to do it If I wasn't bored in the room and didn't happen to see one of the hot nurses on the floor.

oh well.

WELL, AREN'T *YOU* JUST THE CUTEST LITTLE REBEL.

No I'm not.

I wouldn't want to be.

SURE YOU ARE.  YOU - AND THE OTHER TARDS HERE - SOMEHOW THINK YOU ARE ON SOME KIND OF "HIGHER PLANE" THAN THE REST OF THE KNUCKLEDRAGGERS.

i bow before your ultimate judgment oh mighty roger. forgive us poor mehums for we are only human and given to error.

WHO ARE YOU ALKING TO, OPIE?

you dumbass.

you on teh dope son?

YUO DIDN'T SAY "CHEF".

Metaqouting!

[Horab Fibslager]

Shit I went to the hospital and made fun of my friend while up there i got tired of sitting in that small little room and made him get the fuck out of bed and walk around with me...

the nurses asked me what I did to get him to get out of bed.

cuase with sall of their training to be sensitive to the pateints needs they lose the important fact... some people need to be pushed into it... and I wouldn't even have gotten him to do it If I wasn't bored in the room and didn't happen to see one of the hot nurses on the floor.

oh well.

WELL, AREN'T *YOU* JUST THE CUTEST LITTLE REBEL.

No I'm not.

I wouldn't want to be.

SURE YOU ARE.  YOU - AND THE OTHER TARDS HERE - SOMEHOW THINK YOU ARE ON SOME KIND OF "HIGHER PLANE" THAN THE REST OF THE KNUCKLEDRAGGERS.

i bow before your ultimate judgment oh mighty roger. forgive us poor mehums for we are only human and given to error.

WHO ARE YOU ALKING TO, OPIE?

you dumbass.

you on teh dope son?

YUO DIDN'T SAY "CHEF".

Metaqouting!

hypocrite!

[Cain]

Shit I went to the hospital and made fun of my friend while up there i got tired of sitting in that small little room and made him get the fuck out of bed and walk around with me...

the nurses asked me what I did to get him to get out of bed.

cuase with sall of their training to be sensitive to the pateints needs they lose the important fact... some people need to be pushed into it... and I wouldn't even have gotten him to do it If I wasn't bored in the room and didn't happen to see one of the hot nurses on the floor.

oh well.

WELL, AREN'T *YOU* JUST THE CUTEST LITTLE REBEL.

No I'm not.

I wouldn't want to be.

SURE YOU ARE.  YOU - AND THE OTHER TARDS HERE - SOMEHOW THINK YOU ARE ON SOME KIND OF "HIGHER PLANE" THAN THE REST OF THE KNUCKLEDRAGGERS.

i bow before your ultimate judgment oh mighty roger. forgive us poor mehums for we are only human and given to error.

WHO ARE YOU ALKING TO, OPIE?

you dumbass.

you on teh dope son?

YUO DIDN'T SAY "CHEF".

Metaqouting!

hypocrite!

Who, me?

[Horab Fibslager]

Shit I went to the hospital and made fun of my friend while up there i got tired of sitting in that small little room and made him get the fuck out of bed and walk around with me...

the nurses asked me what I did to get him to get out of bed.

cuase with sall of their training to be sensitive to the pateints needs they lose the important fact... some people need to be pushed into it... and I wouldn't even have gotten him to do it If I wasn't bored in the room and didn't happen to see one of the hot nurses on the floor.

oh well.

WELL, AREN'T *YOU* JUST THE CUTEST LITTLE REBEL.

No I'm not.

I wouldn't want to be.

SURE YOU ARE.  YOU - AND THE OTHER TARDS HERE - SOMEHOW THINK YOU ARE ON SOME KIND OF "HIGHER PLANE" THAN THE REST OF THE KNUCKLEDRAGGERS.

i bow before your ultimate judgment oh mighty roger. forgive us poor mehums for we are only human and given to error.

WHO ARE YOU ALKING TO, OPIE?

you dumbass.

you on teh dope son?

YUO DIDN'T SAY "CHEF".

Metaqouting!

hypocrite!

Who, me?

no, me!

[Pedero]

Shit I went to the hospital and made fun of my friend while up there i got tired of sitting in that small little room and made him get the fuck out of bed and walk around with me...

the nurses asked me what I did to get him to get out of bed.

cuase with sall of their training to be sensitive to the pateints needs they lose the important fact... some people need to be pushed into it... and I wouldn't even have gotten him to do it If I wasn't bored in the room and didn't happen to see one of the hot nurses on the floor.

oh well.

WELL, AREN'T *YOU* JUST THE CUTEST LITTLE REBEL.

No I'm not.

I wouldn't want to be.

SURE YOU ARE.  YOU - AND THE OTHER TARDS HERE - SOMEHOW THINK YOU ARE ON SOME KIND OF "HIGHER PLANE" THAN THE REST OF THE KNUCKLEDRAGGERS.

i bow before your ultimate judgment oh mighty roger. forgive us poor mehums for we are only human and given to error.

WHO ARE YOU ALKING TO, OPIE?

you dumbass.

you on teh dope son?

YUO DIDN'T SAY "CHEF".

I say monkey balls.

[Chef]

you should come back to Ramallah with me.

we could use someone with your character and grit when we begin infiltrating Qum.

can you pull off looking persian?

NO, BUT I DO A MEAN JAMES EARL JONES.

[agent compassion]

::defenestrates AA::

I'm Iranian, jackass.

No badamjun for you. Bitch.

[Chef]

::defenestrates AA::

I'm Iranian, jackass.

No badamjun for you. Bitch.

WELL, THEN, MAN THE BARRICADES, CUZ YUO = ABOUT TO BE O\/\/NED!

AT LEAST AT FIRST.

THEN YOUR INSURGENTS WILL KILL GIS BY THE TRUCKLOAD.

IT'S WIN-WIN.

[agent compassion]

Hey, I'm against the war, or hadn't you noticed.

I hope it never happens.

[Chef]

::defenestrates AA::

I'm Iranian, jackass.

No badamjun for you. Bitch.

does defenestration involve a black hood and electrodes on the balls?

because if it doesnt then I dont wanna play.

HOLLA!
\

[Chef]

Hey, I'm against the war, or hadn't you noticed.

I hope it never happens.

HOPE IN ONE HAND, SHIT IN THE OTHER, OPIE.

WHICH ONE FILLS UP FASTER?

[Horab Fibslager]

what n00biation roger and efrim, not even posting under your regular accounts.

back to troll elemntary with you two.

go find a videogame forum to learn the ropes, then you might be ready for blogs and guestbooks.

[Chef]

the war doesnt care what you hope.

its already started. everything but the official shooting that is.

YOU IN THE BETTING POOL YET, AA?  I PICKED MAY 2005.

CHEF D,
STANDS TO MAKE A KILLING.

[Chef]

what n00biation roger and efrim, not even posting under your regular accounts.

back to troll elemntary with you two.

go find a videogame forum to learn the ropes, then you might be ready for blogs and guestbooks.

THAT'S NOT EFRIM.  HE'S SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO ME, IRL.

GIVE HIM TEN MINUTES, THOUGH, OPIE.  I THINK I PISSED HIM OFF.