EVERYONE HAS A LITTLE CHEF IN THEM.

[Horab Fibslager]

what n00biation roger and efrim, not even posting under your regular accounts.

back to troll elemntary with you two.

go find a videogame forum to learn the ropes, then you might be ready for blogs and guestbooks.

THAT'S NOT EFRIM.  HE'S SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO ME, IRL.

GIVE HIM TEN MINUTES, THOUGH, OPIE.  I THINK I PISSED HIM OFF.

ah so jsut you and yourself so far eh?

wow you do type fast.

[Bob the Mediocre]

YOU IN THE BETTING POOL YET, AA? I PICKED MAY 2005.

I say the last half of April. That way, everyone's still too ecstatic from their wonderful tax cuts to notice it.

[Chef]

YOU IN THE BETTING POOL YET, AA? I PICKED MAY 2005.

I say the last half of April. That way, everyone's still too ecstatic from their wonderful tax cuts to notice it.

TROOF.  AMERICANS ARE REALLY STUPID, THAT WAY.

HELL, THEY EVEN FELL FOR THE WMD LINE AGAIN.

AMERICA = 300,000,000 DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS, AND CHEF.

[agent compassion]

does defenestration involve a black hood and electrodes on the balls?

because if it doesnt then I dont wanna play.

Aww how sad the troll doesn't wanna play with me....

[Chef]

Id protest being excluded from your company in that equation, but on paper, I don't exist.

THEN YOU DIDN'T HEAR IT.

AND YOU CANNOT BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR YOUR ACTIONS, SINCE THEY NEVE HAPPENED.

SWEET GIG, AA.

CIGAW?

[Pedero]

FNORD

[LMNO]

AND YOU CANNOT BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR YOUR ACTIONS, SINCE THEY NEVE HAPPENED.

Where's your spellcheck now?

[Bella]

The spellcheck function ran away with Thwack's girlfriend last year.
Poor guy hasn't been the same since.

[LMNO]

No insults today as I am tired, hungover, & building up some steam for our new friends...

[Chef]

AND YOU CANNOT BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR YOUR ACTIONS, SINCE THEY NEVE HAPPENED.

Where's your spellcheck now?

MY BAD.  "NEVAH".

[bob-o]

MOST OF YOU CAN'T FACE THAT FACT.  SO YOU PRETEND TO BE "CONCERNED" WITH YOUR "FELLOW MAN".


CHEF DIESEL,
IS THE ONLY FREE PERSON ON THIS BOARD.

STOP PRETENDING TO BE CHEF, OPIE.

THE REAL CHEF OWNS J00, AND J00 ARE JUST A STUPID ASS TRYING TO GET ATTENTION.

BOB DIESEL,
OWNS THIS PLACE

[Chef]

MOST OF YOU CAN'T FACE THAT FACT.  SO YOU PRETEND TO BE "CONCERNED" WITH YOUR "FELLOW MAN".


CHEF DIESEL,
IS THE ONLY FREE PERSON ON THIS BOARD.

STOP PRETENDING TO BE CHEF, OPIE.

THE REAL CHEF OWNS J00, AND J00 ARE JUST A STUPID ASS TRYING TO GET ATTENTION.

BOB DIESEL,
OWNS THIS PLACE

THERE'S ALWAYS ONE LITTLE OPIE WANTS TO TAKE A BITE OUT OF CHEF'S STYLE.

GO BACK TO WRITING THREADS ABOUT TORMENTING THE NEIGHBORHOOD CHILDREN, BOBO.  THAT'S MORE YOUR SPEED.

CHEF D,
HAS CHUNKS OF GUYS LIKE YOU IN HIS STOOL.

[bob-o]

MOST OF YOU CAN'T FACE THAT FACT.  SO YOU PRETEND TO BE "CONCERNED" WITH YOUR "FELLOW MAN".


CHEF DIESEL,
IS THE ONLY FREE PERSON ON THIS BOARD.

STOP PRETENDING TO BE CHEF, OPIE.

THE REAL CHEF OWNS J00, AND J00 ARE JUST A STUPID ASS TRYING TO GET ATTENTION.

BOB DIESEL,
OWNS THIS PLACE

THERE'S ALWAYS ONE LITTLE OPIE WANTS TO TAKE A BITE OUT OF CHEF'S STYLE.

GO BACK TO WRITING THREADS ABOUT TORMENTING THE NEIGHBORHOOD CHILDREN, BOBO.  THAT'S MORE YOUR SPEED.

CHEF D,
HAS CHUNKS OF GUYS LIKE YOU IN HIS STOOL.

KIDS THESE DAYS. ALWAYS THINKIN THEY'RE TOUGH, THOSE RETARD OPIES.

GO BACK TO  RIDING YOUR TRICYCLE DELIVERING NEWSPAPERS! REPEAT AFTER ME, OPIE, "EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!"

BOB DIESEL,
HAS PIECES OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU DRIED AND CRUSTED UP ON MY BLADE.

[East Coast Hustle]

[Chef]

2 DOWN, THIRTY TO GO.

CHEF D,
CORRUPTS THEM ALL, EVENTUALLY.