An Epistle to Them that got Ears.

[Cain]

True.  Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom, I believe?  Then again, Im more vigilant these days than ever before, and I seem to have less freedom...

[agent compassion]

*pies Tontons Macouts in the face*

Not violence or pies...

Violence and pies

That's violence WITH pies, technically...



::sheds a tear for the fallen pastry soldier::

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

the problem is that no matter how many guns you have, if you wait until they knock on your door and tell you to turn in your guns before you start shooting, it's already way too late.

I am not too worried about that.  I think that is the only thing I am NOT worried that Bush will do.  With the NRA in his back pocket, he'd be an even bigger moron than he has proven himself to be.  Plus his party would turn on him.  Almost all of the guns in my house are hunting guns, just saying.

[East Coast Hustle]

you need to get you a nice street-sweeper. Automatic shotguns are the fuckin' BOMB, yo!

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

you need to get you a nice street-sweeper. Automatic shotguns are the fuckin' BOMB, yo!

You're not cleared for any more information, sorry

[East Coast Hustle]

I'm cleared for information that you don't even know you know.

I'm so fuckin' cleared, y'all muthafuckas can see through me.

I'm so fuckin' cleared, you gotta clean me with streak-free windex.



I'm also pretty goddamn drunk, ATM. w00t!

[Cain]

I'm cleared for information that you don't even know you know.

I'm so fuckin' cleared, y'all muthafuckas can see through me.

I'm so fuckin' cleared, you gotta clean me with streak-free windex.



I'm also pretty goddamn drunk, ATM. w00t!

You arent cleared to release that information.drunkard.....

[agent compassion]

::drags Turd over to the Open Bar sofa and plops him down next to Scribe::

[zarathustrasbastardson]

i have been sent to release you from your whimsica iconoclastic braying

by who? certain peple... it matters not... i am here and you are the only ones who will listen....   so this i have to ask of you => what do you know of psychadellic drugs?

often the celing is under us

[Cain]

I know everything about psychadelic drugs from here

[zarathustrasbastardson]

thats stupid your stupid





stupid

[Cain]

I dont take drugs though.  Ask Tontons Macouts, he is the drug man here.

[zarathustrasbastardson]

u ask i ask

i invoke thy wisdom street fighter savant.. illuminate the illuminated

frag... i was sent here for turd - where is turd? - turd?

[Cain]

It is whispered among the cowled ones within the Illuminated Bretheren that Tontons Macouts, is another false name for the leader of the NSRA, Turd Ferguson.

[B_M_W]

Other false names include the Communist Bastard, and...well, I forget...

Course Turd is a false name as well. I am the only one on this board that knows his "True" identity. And I don't feel like telling anyone. Especially anyone who wants to know.



Edit: And he is most likely drunk right now, guessing from an earlier post. Which I applaud him for, cause hes been working too much.