magic works.

[slartibartfast++]

magic works. last night i prayed to jeff goldblum really hard, and now i have no school today, cancelled because of snow, and not a single flake of snow has falllen yet.

[gnimbley]

Good thing you prayed to Jeff. Imagine what would have happened
if you had prayed to Drew Barrymore. (You must live in the south to
cancel school with no snow.)

[Bob the Mediocre]

In New York I remember a time when they canceled school because of predictions of feet of snow that never came true. That day was fun, but after that we got days when the busses skidded around the roads, and I think off once.

[Lurker]

magic works. last night i prayed to jeff goldblum really hard, and now i have no school today, cancelled because of snow, and not a single flake of snow has falllen yet.

Heathen.

Pray to Spiro Agnew or perish.

[chaosgraves:agentoferis]

magic works. last night i prayed to jeff goldblum really hard, and now i have no school today, cancelled because of snow, and not a single flake of snow has falllen yet.

Heathen.

Pray to Spiro Agnew or perish.

Ok... there is that.

[Lurker]

magic works. last night i prayed to jeff goldblum really hard, and now i have no school today, cancelled because of snow, and not a single flake of snow has falllen yet.

Heathen.

Pray to Spiro Agnew or perish.

Ok... there is that.

There is only that.  Spiro is the alpha and omega.

[Charlemagne]

Or John Lennon. Now there's a guy you can trust to do your miracles for you.

[Anonymous]

Or John Lennon. Now there's a guy you can trust to do your miracles for you.

You will be cast into a lake of fire.

Repent!  There's still time!  Spiro will forgive you, if you but ask!

[chaosgraves:agentoferis]

Or John Lennon. Now there's a guy you can trust to do your miracles for you.

Did you ever watch the beatles movies?!?!?

or are you thinking ringo starr and saying john lennon?!?!?

[Lurker]

Or John Lennon. Now there's a guy you can trust to do your miracles for you.

Did you ever watch the beatles movies?!?!?

or are you thinking ringo starr and saying john lennon?!?!?

It matters not.  They are both false prophets.

Only Spiro, and his disciple, John Dean, can save you.

[East Coast Hustle]

Or John Lennon. Now there's a guy you can trust to do your miracles for you.

personally, I just can't shake the feeling that Mark David Chapman did us all a HUGE favor by offing that hippie wastoid idiot...

[gnimbley]

You just lost a few points, turd.

[East Coast Hustle]

whatever. the Beatles fucking SUCKED. bad. just one man's humble opinion.

[gnimbley]

You didn't live through it, brother.

[East Coast Hustle]

that's why it's just an opinion...