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KILL ERIS

Started by Ben, March 01, 2005, 01:08:48 PM

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Ben

March 01, 2005, 01:08:48 PM
The principiadiscordia forum is not immortal.  Eris is dying.  The governmental Christians for a happy shiny tomorrow shoved a golden clove of garlic down her throat and She only has a few moments left to live.  This forum is now the great gray monolith of Grayface.  Usurped and pwned!!!!!!







Thank you.  Come again.

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#1
March 01, 2005, 04:05:47 PM
meep!?
garlic of DOOM???
arrrrrrrrr nooo for so we die let her shall not!

Cyric_The_Mad

#2
March 01, 2005, 09:45:40 PM
Bah.  
BAH, I say!
Eris dying, you say?  Hah!  You fill me with giggles.
Just because things are grey right now means She's dying?
Hell, shes just got a little fever.  She'll be back in no time.
If Eris could truly be killed, it would have happened long ago.  
You, know, it's probably not even that.  She's hiding.  Eris is playing Hide-and-Seek with us.  We're it.  It's our job to find her.  Big deal.
Remember... Goddess likes to fuck with us.

Horab Fibslager

#3
March 01, 2005, 09:47:21 PM
eris doesn't die, she takes naps.

there is no grey anywhere
Hell is other people.

chaosgraves:agentoferis

#4
March 01, 2005, 11:02:39 PM
I saw eris disguised as the buddha once so I killed her... well the shell she was wearing at the time.
Constitution?!?!? Isn't that a D&D stat.

Zurtok Khan

#5
March 01, 2005, 11:49:40 PM
By definition doesn't existance have to end eventually?  I dunno...that sounds like a stupid stupid question....but Imma gonna ask it anyway.

And Eris isn't a vampire, so why the fuck should garlic effect her?
Resistance is Fertile.

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I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
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Ben

#6
March 01, 2005, 11:53:41 PM
Well, actually She is immortal.  She can be stifled but not killed.  Besides, She has Her good points.  She kicks the ass out of fnords.  Unfortunately, I'm one of the lowly fnord underlings She de-asses, and the butt probe tickles.  As for Grayface, He's an immortal God too, who has His good points and His evil points.  Good: we'd all be cavemen if it weren't for the vast ordered cities of gray.  Bad: Oppression, intolerance, and condemnation of anything not abiding in His parameters of order.  Kill Grayface!

Ben

#7
March 01, 2005, 11:56:46 PM
Quote from: Saint Zurtok Ah.D.By definition doesn't existance have to end eventually?  I dunno...that sounds like a stupid stupid question....but Imma gonna ask it anyway.

And Eris isn't a vampire, so why the fuck should garlic effect her?
No, existence doesn't end, but it always changes even when it stays the same.  And I sometimes I think of Eris as a vampire, but that's probly just my hallucinations of Loki fucking with my head.

Chaplin_Sinatra_Fonzarell

#8
March 02, 2005, 09:32:21 PM
Quote from: ?Good: we'd all be cavemen if it weren't for the vast ordered cities of gray.

Wait, what's so bad about being a caveman, opie?

I'd much rather live in the forest, eat mammoth, and score with whatever hot cavewoman I wanted all day that go to work in the morning. (Not that I'm suckered enough to actually have a job. I'm a latter-day caveman)

Fuck your bullshit anti-troglodytism
Chaplin Sinatra Fonzarelli, G.G.L.F., C.L.F., L.F.L.F., R.M.S.T.A., R.P.C.V., N.C.c., T.R.R.R., W.I.T.C.H., W.P.P., V.P.D.F.Y.S., S.C.U.M., I.G.R.S.A.F.D.S.K.S.K.J.J.J.S.Y.Y.D.F.D.K.D.S.F.K.S.D.K.J.L.K.F.G.K.S.D.G.G.J.R.J.S.T.S and other various divisions of the Maude Senger cabal of the Pantheo-Anametamystikhood of Eris Esoteric, and President for Life of the Holy Empire of Ayatollah Discordiolla

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The Good Reverend Roger

#9
March 02, 2005, 09:40:20 PM
Quote from: Chaplin_Sinatra_Fonzarell
Quote from: ?Good: we'd all be cavemen if it weren't for the vast ordered cities of gray.

Wait, what's so bad about being a caveman, opie?

I'd much rather live in the forest, eat mammoth, and score with whatever hot cavewoman I wanted all day that go to work in the morning. (Not that I'm suckered enough to actually have a job. I'm a latter-day caveman)

Fuck your bullshit anti-troglodytism

And they call this "progress". :lol:
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"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATION

#10
March 02, 2005, 11:30:44 PM
...
BE ALL YOU CAN BE!

Ben

#11
March 02, 2005, 11:34:15 PM
That's why I said it was one of His good points.

saint aini

#12
March 03, 2005, 12:32:03 AM
Quote from: Toobisbeing a caveman would be SWEET. If I had a big club and caveman muscles, I could tell my mom to get off her worthless ASS and go pick me some berries! Then I could go get it on with whatever girl I wanted becaues they wouldn't even be able to say no! They wouldn't be able to say ANYTHING. That would be the best thing EVER!


What was  the lifespan of the average caveman?
Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

East Coast Hustle

#13
March 03, 2005, 02:17:57 AM
a better question would be: is that the real Toobis, and if so, can he send me an autograph?

8)
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Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#14
March 03, 2005, 05:52:43 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Chaplin_Sinatra_Fonzarell
Quote from: ?Good: we'd all be cavemen if it weren't for the vast ordered cities of gray.

Wait, what's so bad about being a caveman, opie?

I'd much rather live in the forest, eat mammoth, and score with whatever hot cavewoman I wanted all day that go to work in the morning. (Not that I'm suckered enough to actually have a job. I'm a latter-day caveman)

Fuck your bullshit anti-troglodytism

And they call this "progress". :lol:

Damned Green Anarchites is what they are.
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