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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by aini the Guest, March 03, 2005, 09:32:31 AM

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agent compassion

#105
March 06, 2005, 02:24:50 AM
Quote from: Whippy Whippersonthat's not my leg.

Shocked

:twisted:  :lol:

I thought it seemed small for a leg.

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

East Coast Hustle

#106
March 06, 2005, 02:30:26 AM
yeah, my actual legs don't stop 4 inches from the ground.

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

agent compassion

#107
March 06, 2005, 02:40:36 AM
It doesn't count if you're laying down though.

:lol:

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

East Coast Hustle

#108
March 06, 2005, 02:43:30 AM
yes it does, since I'm laying down on one of the ceiling crossbeams.

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

agent compassion

#109
March 06, 2005, 02:46:12 AM
:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Someday science will discover the gene that makes men compelled to describe their endowments in hyperbolic terms.....
:roll:

Geez I mean you don't see ladies saying "Check out my labia, it's a foot wide, seriously!"

:roll:

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

East Coast Hustle

#110
March 06, 2005, 02:47:30 AM
probably because that wouldn't be something to brag about.

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

agent compassion

#111
March 06, 2005, 02:49:26 AM
News flash: Women aren't impressed by men's bragging either and you guys know it. You're only doing it to impress other MEN, which is weird if you're not gonna sleep with 'em.

8)

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

East Coast Hustle

#112
March 06, 2005, 02:52:36 AM
actually, I just do it when I think that it might amuse either myself or someone else...in this case, it appears to have done both...

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Cain

#113
March 06, 2005, 02:53:08 AM
Quote from: agent compassionNews flash: Women aren't impressed by men's bragging either and you guys know it. You're only doing it to impress other MEN, which is weird if you're not gonna sleep with 'em.

8)

What if you are? :wink:

East Coast Hustle

#114
March 06, 2005, 02:55:24 AM
I think if I were to decide to be gay, I'd seek out men with tiny penises. Think about the physics involved....

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

agent compassion

#115
March 06, 2005, 03:07:32 AM
:lol:  :lol:  :lol:

All this attention....

Ok, here's a joke for you.

A fellow was going through the checkout in the grocery store. Unknown to him, his fly was open. The cashier tried to tell him, she said "Your barracks door is open, sir." He left, fly still open. Out in the parking lot he ran into a male friend of his who said "Dude, your fly's open!" He zipped up and then went back into the store. He asked the cashier "Were you trying to tell me my fly was open when you said that thing?" She said "yeah." He asked "Well, when you saw that my 'barracks door' was open, did you happen to see a soldier standing at attention?"

She said "No, just an old veteran slumped over on two bags."

8)

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

bananas are good

#116
March 06, 2005, 03:23:58 AM
::scoot scoot::

::sees something stringy dangling from the ceiling and starts climbing up it::

Where does this go I wonder?

agent compassion

#117
March 06, 2005, 03:26:02 AM
:shock:  :shock:  :shock:

Mal, no!

::grabs the baby and pulls her down, and watches Turd come tumbling down after::

Now look what you did.

:roll:

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

bananas are good

#118
March 06, 2005, 03:28:31 AM

agent compassion

#119
March 06, 2005, 03:47:44 AM
Aww come here Mal I didn't mean it.

::picks up the baby and takes her back to momma::

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

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