aini is busted

[agent compassion]

that's not my leg.

Shocked

 

I thought it seemed small for a leg.

[East Coast Hustle]

yeah, my actual legs don't stop 4 inches from the ground.

[agent compassion]

It doesn't count if you're laying down though.

[East Coast Hustle]

yes it does, since I'm laying down on one of the ceiling crossbeams.

[agent compassion]

             

Someday science will discover the gene that makes men compelled to describe their endowments in hyperbolic terms.....


Geez I mean you don't see ladies saying "Check out my labia, it's a foot wide, seriously!"

[East Coast Hustle]

probably because that wouldn't be something to brag about.

[agent compassion]

News flash: Women aren't impressed by men's bragging either and you guys know it. You're only doing it to impress other MEN, which is weird if you're not gonna sleep with 'em.

[East Coast Hustle]

actually, I just do it when I think that it might amuse either myself or someone else...in this case, it appears to have done both...

[Cain]

News flash: Women aren't impressed by men's bragging either and you guys know it. You're only doing it to impress other MEN, which is weird if you're not gonna sleep with 'em.

What if you are?

[East Coast Hustle]

I think if I were to decide to be gay, I'd seek out men with tiny penises. Think about the physics involved....

[agent compassion]

   

All this attention....

Ok, here's a joke for you.

A fellow was going through the checkout in the grocery store. Unknown to him, his fly was open. The cashier tried to tell him, she said "Your barracks door is open, sir." He left, fly still open. Out in the parking lot he ran into a male friend of his who said "Dude, your fly's open!" He zipped up and then went back into the store. He asked the cashier "Were you trying to tell me my fly was open when you said that thing?" She said "yeah." He asked "Well, when you saw that my 'barracks door' was open, did you happen to see a soldier standing at attention?"

She said "No, just an old veteran slumped over on two bags."

[bananas are good]

::scoot scoot::

::sees something stringy dangling from the ceiling and starts climbing up it::

Where does this go I wonder?

[agent compassion]

   

Mal, no!

::grabs the baby and pulls her down, and watches Turd come tumbling down after::

Now look what you did.

[bananas are good]

[agent compassion]

Aww come here Mal I didn't mean it.

::picks up the baby and takes her back to momma::