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Started by Zurtok Khan, March 17, 2005, 08:26:56 AM

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Zurtok Khan

March 17, 2005, 08:26:56 AM
Orthodoxy is Unconcious
-George Orwell

As an entity the Discordian (bowel?) Movement(tm) is neither Orthodox or Unconcious, right now.  But, it's only a matter of time.  Everything is accepted eventually.  Even our *ahem* precious creative creative disorder will eventually be our enemy.  The pendelum swings, and we are sitting on it being swung.  It seems to me that while the majority sits upon the heavier side of the pendulum, that the Discordian Bowel Movment (tm) is sitting comfortably on the counterweight.  We are just as much to blame for the interplay between order and chaos, creativity and destruction; we are the ying to the greyface yang.  And yet, we do not look plainly into the face of what we (dis)believe.  We make pretenses toward being something else, towards being something above this average herd of humanity we so disdain.  Well, boys and girls, thats nice.  It's great to think that.  But it's bullshit.  Like I said, we are the counterweight of the pendulum, we swing with it like everyone else.  We are led by the great interplay just like everyone else.  When we have convinced everyone else of the error of their ways and we sit upon on thrones like great founders we are, there will be a movement oppisite us.  Do I honestly think that thats what any of you are after?  Of course not.  Not conciously anyway.
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

Horab Fibslager

#1
March 17, 2005, 08:35:31 AM
my couch is ont e middle part of the endulum, wher eit doesn't swing  or whatever :P
Hell is other people.

Ghost In The Machine

#2
March 17, 2005, 12:33:38 PM
Quote from: Saint Zurtok Ah.D.

We make pretenses toward being something else, towards being something above this average herd of humanity we so disdain.  

Actually, I'd put myself about 30 feet BELOW the mass of humanity.

Sometimes lower.

fluffy

#3
March 17, 2005, 02:24:21 PM
Quote from: Saint Zurtok Ah.D.Orthodoxy is Unconcious
-George Orwell

As an entity the Discordian (bowel?) Movement(tm) is neither Orthodox or Unconcious, right now.  But, it's only a matter of time.  Everything is accepted eventually.  Even our *ahem* precious creative creative disorder will eventually be our enemy.  The pendelum swings, and we are sitting on it being swung.  It seems to me that while the majority sits upon the heavier side of the pendulum, that the Discordian Bowel Movment (tm) is sitting comfortably on the counterweight.  We are just as much to blame for the interplay between order and chaos, creativity and destruction; we are the ying to the greyface yang.  And yet, we do not look plainly into the face of what we (dis)believe.  We make pretenses toward being something else, towards being something above this average herd of humanity we so disdain.  Well, boys and girls, thats nice.  It's great to think that.  But it's bullshit.  Like I said, we are the counterweight of the pendulum, we swing with it like everyone else.  We are led by the great interplay just like everyone else.  When we have convinced everyone else of the error of their ways and we sit upon on thrones like great founders we are, there will be a movement oppisite us.  Do I honestly think that thats what any of you are after?  Of course not.  Not conciously anyway.


you are giving us much too much credit

Felix

#4
March 17, 2005, 07:35:00 PM
I challenge myself every day in the mirror.  I always win, but I lose just as much. Or maybe I just lose on principle of being the loser, but winning.

My reflection wins.  It loses a lot, too.  I haven't decided.

There was never any clear point to this; get the windex.

The Good Reverend Roger

#5
March 17, 2005, 09:45:59 PM
Quote from: Saint Zurtok Ah.D.Orthodoxy is Unconcious
-George Orwell

As an entity the Discordian (bowel?) Movement(tm) is neither Orthodox or Unconcious, right now.  But, it's only a matter of time.  Everything is accepted eventually.  Even our *ahem* precious creative creative disorder will eventually be our enemy.  The pendelum swings, and we are sitting on it being swung.  It seems to me that while the majority sits upon the heavier side of the pendulum, that the Discordian Bowel Movment (tm) is sitting comfortably on the counterweight.  We are just as much to blame for the interplay between order and chaos, creativity and destruction; we are the ying to the greyface yang.  And yet, we do not look plainly into the face of what we (dis)believe.  We make pretenses toward being something else, towards being something above this average herd of humanity we so disdain.  Well, boys and girls, thats nice.  It's great to think that.  But it's bullshit.  Like I said, we are the counterweight of the pendulum, we swing with it like everyone else.  We are led by the great interplay just like everyone else.  When we have convinced everyone else of the error of their ways and we sit upon on thrones like great founders we are, there will be a movement oppisite us.  Do I honestly think that thats what any of you are after?  Of course not.  Not conciously anyway.

Well, then, I guess we should all shoot ourselves.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

gnimbley

#6
March 17, 2005, 09:59:30 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Well, then, I guess we should all shoot ourselves.

Does somebody need a hug? Have one of Rubber Ducky's cookies.
There's plenty... ah... well...

Have a hug.

The Good Reverend Roger

#7
March 17, 2005, 10:05:47 PM
Quote from: gnimbley
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Well, then, I guess we should all shoot ourselves.

Does somebody need a hug? Have one of Rubber Ducky's cookies.
There's plenty... ah... well...

Have a hug.

Please re-read the original post.

All your hugs are meaningless!  Nothing will ever make anything better, ever again!


" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

#8
March 17, 2005, 10:07:18 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: gnimbley
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Well, then, I guess we should all shoot ourselves.

Does somebody need a hug? Have one of Rubber Ducky's cookies.
There's plenty... ah... well...

Have a hug.

Please re-read the original post.

All your hugs are meaningless!  Nothing will ever make anything better, ever again!



EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

gnimbley

#9
March 17, 2005, 10:07:58 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: gnimbley
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Well, then, I guess we should all shoot ourselves.

Does somebody need a hug? Have one of Rubber Ducky's cookies.
There's plenty... ah... well...

Have a hug.

Please re-read the original post.

All your hugs are meaningless!  Nothing will ever make anything better, ever again!



Then-n-n-n-n-n-n ...




::perkily::
How about a banana split with whipped cream and a cherry?

The Good Reverend Roger

#10
March 17, 2005, 10:08:45 PM
Quote from: Scribe
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: gnimbley
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Well, then, I guess we should all shoot ourselves.

Does somebody need a hug? Have one of Rubber Ducky's cookies.
There's plenty... ah... well...

Have a hug.

Please re-read the original post.

All your hugs are meaningless!  Nothing will ever make anything better, ever again!



EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

ITZ ALL HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPELEESSSSSSSSS!

Nothing means anything!  Don't even try!  Roll up into a fetal position, and wait to die!

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

DJRubberducky

#11
March 17, 2005, 10:09:39 PM
There, there.  here, borrow my sig file for a day or two.

*wubbles*
- DJRubberducky
Quote from: LMNODJ's post is sort of like those pills you drop into a glass of water, and they expand into a dinosaur, or something.

Black sheep are still sheep.

The Good Reverend Roger

#12
March 17, 2005, 10:11:53 PM
Quote from: DJRubberduckyThere, there.  here, borrow my sig file for a day or two.

*wubbles*

THAT WON'T HELP!   :cry:

NOTHING HELPS!














" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

#13
March 17, 2005, 10:12:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: DJRubberduckyThere, there.  here, borrow my sig file for a day or two.

*wubbles*

THAT WON'T HELP!   :cry:

NOTHING HELPS!















Uber-emo. :roll:

The Good Reverend Roger

#14
March 17, 2005, 10:13:26 PM
Quote from: Scribe
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: DJRubberduckyThere, there.  here, borrow my sig file for a day or two.

*wubbles*

THAT WON'T HELP!   :cry:

NOTHING HELPS!















Uber-emo. :roll:


" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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