OK, enough fucking bullshit

[Chaplin_Sinatra_Fonzarell]

After consulting with Eris, she has a few things to tell you guys. While her overall opinion of her minions is positive, she had one very important grievance. This is something that the more cynical non-prophets of Eris such as Scribe and Turd have been shouting at you guys for years. I'm more to blame for this than anyone. In general, Eris thinks you guys are awesome, but you really need to get your shit together.

Seriously, when the fuck did anyone ever say a Discordian wasn't allowed to be fucking organized? Dionysus is great, but sometimes you need some Apollo to combat Ares and...I don't know? Who the fuck's the Greek god of bureaucracy? Concordia? Who gives a shit. Anyway, the fucking point is, we have to start fucking organizing if we're ever going to give the goddamn Greyfaces the run for their fucking money. There are thousands of us. We could be on the terrorist watch lists. We rattle off 20 different Operastion Mindfuck posts a minute but we have the attention span of goldfish and never actually commit to one. If every person reading this and their lackeys actually buckled down, picked any one Operation Mindfuck topic at random, and set to work on the operation of creating chaos within, we might actually make a fucking difference, or at least get on local TV or some stupid-ass blog. The fucking point is, ORGANIZE ORGANIZE ORGANIZE ORGANIZE ORGANIZE! At least that's what Eris was shouting at me. We have to fucking organize and get our shit together oh god I feel like I'm on meth but I'm not
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So yes, let's all pick a mindfuck, create a thought-out plan and strategy, and set about inacting it as much as possible. Remember when we were all going to send a letter to Jack Chick and try to get him paranoid? How many of us actually did that? I know I sure as hell didn't. Let's buckle down and do something! nefjdfasjdfsjldfsjlsdfjlsdajlasfjldjldfasdf

[agent compassion]

If it's all the same to you, I'd rather NOT be on anyone's watch lists, thank you very much.

I mindfuck all the time. I just don't post about it.

[Chaplin_Sinatra_Fonzarell]

You're one of the good ones, though.

And I wasn't saying we should be on government watch lists, although that would be hilarious, I was just stating that we could if we wanted to.

[agent compassion]

Yeah, but it's more fun when nobody's watching. You can do more that way.

And thanks.

[Ghost In The Machine]

D/N/T Rule #1, Chaplin.

That is all.

[Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.)]

I'm as organised as I'll ever be, there is no try here I just can't push it any further.

[East Coast Hustle]

Yeah, but it's more fun when nobody's watching. You can do more that way.

yeah, but you can't convince others to join the cause. Rule #1 is a useful guideline, but it is not the be all and end all. Perhaps it's time we started being a little more conspicuous. Greyface cannot be enlightened if Greyface does not first realize that he is stumbling around in the dark.

[East Coast Hustle]

D/N/T Rule #1, Chaplin.

That is all.

that's a cop-out.

remember, if everyone had actually followed the first rule of Fight Club, there wouldn't have been a Fight Club.

[Cain]

Not to mention you can really fuck with the minds of those watching you for that very purpose. Even if it is just talking in code on your home phone all the time, to make sure your mate gets what you want from the shops.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

What if I really don't CARE about the Greyfaces?

I mindfuck for my own twisted alchemical reasons, mind you...and as an offering to Eris when She's in the mood. Hell, let's admit that most of us mindfuck for the entertainment value. As for organization, the Mafia is well organized and is out amongst the populace blowing snot from pineal glands (some of them care more than I about Greyfaces).

I also don't agree that we should share or talk about mindfucks or other activities. And neither I nor anyone associated with the PMM wishes to be on anyone's watch list or even any fricken radio or tv shows. (The day we are televised is the day you should hold your head between your legs and kiss your booties goodbye because on that day the birdshit will bury us all.)

[East Coast Hustle]

crap.

seriously.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

crap.

seriously.

That is the prima materia, you know.

[agent compassion]

I really don't wanna see Discordianism reduced to the next Hot Topic craze, do you?

[Bella]

I really don't wanna see Discordianism reduced to the next Hot Topic craze, do you?

No, I don't.  

[East Coast Hustle]

I really don't wanna see Discordianism reduced to the next Hot Topic craze, do you?

sorry, but that's another cop-out.

I don't really want to see this country reduced to the next post-industrial slagheap theocracy, do you?